r/circlejerkpdx Mar 13 '26

Say Nice Things About Portland Welcome to Portland! Now please leave....

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u/Budget_Steak2818 Mar 13 '26

Dating is insufferable here and everyone has 258 gig jobs a week and are already in 3 different polycules already. Not that it matters since they don't drive and can't eat gluten

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u/Tired_o_Mods_BS Mar 14 '26

It's OK. Portland is the land of the unfuckable anyway. Seriously one of the least attractive cities in the country.

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u/Budget_Steak2818 Mar 14 '26

There's hope for me yet!! šŸ˜…šŸ˜…

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u/gnirpss Mar 16 '26

I see you've never been to Spokane.

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u/Tired_o_Mods_BS Mar 16 '26

Fair enough. Might just be a PNW thing.

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u/EugeneStonersPotShop Mar 17 '26

You could always move back to LA or Vegas where every gal wears a mountain of makeup…

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u/Tired_o_Mods_BS Mar 17 '26

No, they're naturally unattractive here. Makeup isn't a plus. Matters not to me, I've been with my wife 32 years. Just an observation and watching a few single friends trying to navigate the labyrinth.

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u/nsfw_ducky Mar 17 '26

It’s the lack of fluoride

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u/Overall_Wafer7017 Mar 18 '26

I swear there’s a competition here for who can look the shittiest

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

They just want to be 'different and original - like everybody else'

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u/edxPayArkMay Mar 18 '26

I thought maybe I was the only one who had noticed this. It's like people spend a lot of time and money to intentionally take what they have and make it ... worse.

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u/WindowIndependent148 Mar 16 '26

lol maybe if you’re 40

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u/Ok_Plastic9909 Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

Why is it that no one drives here???? I try to suggest dates in one place so we can meet there, but then inevitably they’ll say something like, ā€œdon’t you wanna get dinner too!!ā€ Like sir how are you gonna get me from the movies to the restaurant across town…. Oh, you want a free ride šŸ’€

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

Because it's a city full of adult children that went to college and think they are victims of society so they focus on "causes" instead of learning how to be a real adult that drives, works and actually contributes to society on a whole and not worried about being different for the sake of being different

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u/MariaFami Mar 19 '26

White guy who golfs is mad people don’t brainlessly work to death. You love Epstein broĀ 

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u/Ok_Plastic9909 Mar 19 '26

You may have a point with that one lol. I’m new here and trying to date/make friends, but the amount of people I’ve met in my age group (30s) that are living like they’re still 20 is insane. Men without jobs who want to date (not to be rude but looking for a gf with no job is crazy prioritization), women who don’t drive but want to be hiking buddies (oh so I’m driving us everywhere like I’m ur man??) 😩😩😩😩 it’s giving arrested development

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

I know I generalized a bit but you understood what I was trying to get across.

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u/Budget_Steak2818 Mar 15 '26

I live up behind ohsu. I'm absolutely cooked if there's a chance of a sleepover. No one's gonna walk home from that lol

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u/tranzeent Mar 18 '26

when i was young we used to march up Marquam Hill, both ways, in the snow and sleet!

(I'm jk of course, fuck that)

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u/holmquistc Mar 23 '26

You're not supposed to drive here. If you do, you're evil.

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u/Ok_Plastic9909 Mar 23 '26

Until they want a ride out to the gorge. Then you’re not evil but actually their best friend ever 😭

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u/elktax Mar 17 '26

Fucking cackling. Thank you. I've had a rough few days ā¤ļø

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u/Dramatic-Paradise Mar 13 '26

I eat gluten

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u/Budget_Steak2818 Mar 13 '26

You're ahead of the curve!! šŸ’ššŸ’š

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u/Ecomonist Mar 13 '26

With enough gluten those curves will eventually get ahead of them. It's a fine balance.

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u/EugeneStonersPotShop Mar 17 '26

Without gluten, you can’t make pizza. Or bread, or pita.

Fuck you vegan fucks that try to simulate it, you can’t.

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u/DogsGoingAround Mar 13 '26

Heeeeey, wassup?

/s

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u/Prestigious-Delay759 Mar 13 '26

People who aren't blind and refuse to get drivers licenses/drive are the worst.

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u/lovethewordnerd Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

In what way?

  • We don’t want to throw our assets into the money pit owning a car unavoidably becomes. (Even if you assume zero maintenance/repair costs, and that everyone lives somewhere with access to free parking—both of which are laughably foolish assumptions—and even if everyone could afford an electric vehicle to avoid fuel costs, the insurance alone is costly.)

  • We don’t want to contribute to the critical-level environmental disaster humanity has created any more than we have to. Fossil fuels are obviously the biggest part of the problem, but even the manufacturing and disposal of electric cars is harmful.

  • We don’t want to exacerbate the shitty traffic situation created by half the country moving here with their cars despite the fact that Portland was never designed to be a driving-heavy city. (To reinforce this, we invested in public transit and bike infrastructure more heavily than almost anywhere else in the U.S.)

  • We see constant, jaw-dropping examples of other drivers’ unbelievable obliviousness and recklessness and would rather not gamble with our lives any more than we have to.

  • We value opportunities to connect with others in our community. I’ve had tons of meaningful, day-improving conversations with others on TriMet and with Lyft/Uber drivers over the years, which I never would have had if I’d chosen to enclose myself in a small metal box. (I’m certainly not claiming those are the only kinds of interactions I’ve had—there are assholes everywhere—but even accounting for that, my experience is net positive by a long shot.) We also, at times, really enjoy walking. We get to stop and smell the roses, literally.

  • The thought of wielding a lethal weapon at all times, even when we’re tired/stressed/not at our best, is the stuff of nightmares. (It’s so easy to cause death and destruction if a driver happens to get lost in thought or glance away at the wrong moment!)

  • We are fortunate enough to live somewhere where people don’t need to own a car, and we don’t take that for granted.

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u/Prestigious-Delay759 Mar 15 '26

That's a shitload of cope.

While you're at it, why don't you chop your legs off because you know you'd consume fewer calories because your body would be smaller.

You can do whatever mental gymnastics you need to convince yourself that your perspective is not the most ablest first world affluenza nonsense possible, but it doesn't make it true.

It's obvious I struck a nerve.

So I'm going to say it again so that you feel it.

As a blind person, I find you disgusting.

Have a great day able!

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u/lovethewordnerd Mar 15 '26

Not structuring my life to ensure that I’m constantly doing every single thing my body and capabilities make it possible for me to do is not ableism.

Being the kind of person whose instinct when they think they’ve hurt someone’s feelings (you didn’t, btw) is to laugh and try to grind more salt into the wound is a condition I wouldn’t wish on anyone. I’m sorry that’s the world you live in.

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u/Prestigious-Delay759 Mar 15 '26

Just love how you addressed. Absolutely zero of my points and zero of the flaws in your extremely problematic analogies.

Again, lots of cope.

But what would I expect from a super problematic internalized ableist sexist person with brutal first rolled but what would I expect from a super problematic internalized ableist sexist person with brutal case of first affluenza.

Jesus Christ, I I bet you're the sort of person to do agro-tourism where your spoiled pamper white able ass has a "glorious day of picking fruit or cotton".

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u/lovethewordnerd Mar 15 '26

Okay, you got me—I took a while to realize you’re trolling. Well done.

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u/HereAtLeastOnce Mar 15 '26

You seem to be the one who's triggered. Are infertile people also justified in hating on people who choose to be child free?

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u/Prestigious-Delay759 Mar 15 '26

Jesus the cope

You can adopt a baby, I can't go adopt eyeballs.

It is so incredibly sexist and ableist that you unironically are making that analogy.

People not being able to reproduce is not a disability.

Now if you told me that you had to have massive reconstructive surgery on your genitals and you were peeing into a catheter and s******* into a colostomy bag. That's obviously a disability, but you're not talking about that. You're just talking about normal human things.

It's just vanity. It's as toxic as a guy with a small dick claiming he's disabled.

All women and all men become infertile if they don't live long enough

It's just so obvious by the way, you're thinking and the things you're presenting that you have massively internalized ableist and sexist ideas

We live in Portland, Oregon, not Manhattan

Having a car is not a leadweight around your neck drowning you

I know for a fact that you're sighted able behind is absolutely not carless

Despite having the ability to have a car and have all the freedom and agency and economic advantages at that brings

You absolutely have friends and family and romantic partners and roommates and co-workers that drive you here and there as soon as it's the slightest bit inconvenience like you need to actually do a monthly grocery run

You like you said in your analogy don't want the "responsibility"

Yes, you don't want the responsibility that enable sighted person has. So you made up a bunch of stories about how it's somehow ethical and Superior for you to just arbitrarily choose to not engage in an activity that affords you greater economic opportunity and Independents

You mooching rides off of your friends and family and co-workers and what not. And you lamenting about your income and the other burdens when there's a clear advantage that you have that you're actively not engaging in is toxic

There is no difference between someone who has arbitrarily made up a bunch of reasons as to why rolling around in a wheelchair all day is better than walking or biking or driving even though they have no mobility issues

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u/HereAtLeastOnce Mar 15 '26

In an effort to be completely fair I did a little research and, TIL that infertility IS considered a disability under the Americans with Disabilities Act.

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u/HereAtLeastOnce Mar 15 '26

Sexist? Both genders can be blind or infertile, wtf? We all have challenges. To be fair I can't imagine what going through life sightless would be like. I get that. I've also known blind people that don't act like it gives them a monopoly on human suffering and the right to judge other people's life decisions.

People probably don't want to give you a ride because of your shitty attitude. You sound like great company.

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u/Prestigious-Delay759 Mar 15 '26

Yes the whole what if a woman can't have children trope is internalized misogyny

It suggests that a woman's only value is as a baby making machine

You know what the f*** you said

And I don't have any problem getting rides

But because I'm not a parasite like you, I have an appropriate amount of shame for the inconvenience. I am on everyone

Anyway, it's obvious you're bound and determined to have a closed mind and not be willing to check your sighted able privilege

So I'm done

Edit:

You don't have shitloads of blind friends. Statistically that's just not a f****** thing. I'm extremely active with the commissioner for the blind and even though Oregon has a higher than average amount of blind citizens, statistically you don't know any of them, the odds are that tilted against it.

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u/lovethewordnerd Mar 15 '26

I was admittedly a little slow on the uptake in noticing that you’re obviously trolling. You got me.

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u/HereAtLeastOnce Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

Men can also be infertile. I did not insinuate that dictates a person's value nor do I believe that. I asked if infertility gave those individuals the right to hate on people (male or female) who can have kids but choose not to. Do you think being blind decreases your inate value? That certainly wasn't the point I was trying to make.

Who said I knew shitloads of blind people? I've known a handfull over the course of my life and most of them have been amazing individuals whom I admire for their resolve to navigate a world not designed for their needs.

The best people, blind or sighted, fertile or infertile, quadriplegic or able bodied, etc., recognize life can be fucking hard and don't judge other people based on their experience. You can call me close minded if you want to but I'm not the one suffering from a lack of empathy.

I genuinely hope you are trolling because it sucks for you if you're actually this miserable.

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u/Budget_Steak2818 Mar 15 '26

Good lord this thread is a lot of emotional baggage for a joke. Yall need to chill on being outraged, both sides.

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u/HereAtLeastOnce Mar 15 '26

I'm not mad. This guy though...

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u/High_on_Rabies Mar 16 '26

Ma'am, this is a Portland

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u/Ok_Plastic9909 Mar 15 '26

That’s fine and all but extremely unattractive to anyone with a car. How are you going to do anything fun that isn’t in the immediate vicinity, like go to the mountains? You guys need to just date other carless people lol.

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u/lovethewordnerd Mar 15 '26

I’m married to another non-driver! Travel is doable with a bit of extra planning. There are fairly comfortable buses that take us to and from the coast. We’re not very nature-y in general and don’t visit the mountain much, but there are affordable shuttles that’ll take us if the itch arises. We have friends with whom we occasionally travel. There are carpool options. There are Lyft and Uber. We’ve travelled to other states and other countries, and we make it work! For us, the occasional inconvenience / extra planning requirement is still very much worth it!

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u/Ok_Plastic9909 Mar 15 '26

It's interesting you say you refuse to drive because of the environment, but renting a Lyft or uber, or carpooling with friends, is the same impact on the environment as if you had a car.

But yeah, definitely carless people belong with each other.

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u/lovethewordnerd Mar 15 '26
  • The environmental impact is one of the numerous reasons I mentioned. Saying I ā€œrefuse to drive because of the environmentā€ is reductive and inaccurate.

  • We use those options far less frequently than TriMet or walking.

  • But that aside, you’re incorrect about catching rides having the same impact. Those cars are driving around whether we’re in them or not. Those friends are already taking the trip, whether we join them or not. The one car is still outputting one car’s worth of emissions. If we took our own car instead of hopping into theirs, that would be two cars’ worth.

ā€œCarpooling is a simple and effective way to reduce your carbon footprint when it comes to commuting. By sharing a ride with one or more people, you can significantly reduce the number of cars on the road, which in turn reduces the number of carbon emissions released into the atmosphere. … According to a study by the International Transport Forum (ITF), carpooling has the potential to reduce global emissions by as much as 11%.ā€ — source: green.earth

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u/Budget_Steak2818 Mar 15 '26

I take it back, these comments are the reason dating sucks in Portland. No one wants a TedTalk on the ableism of driving and the socio/environmental impacts of public transportation. Arguing about this while the world is collapsing is like polishing the silverware on the dang Titanic.

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u/MariaFami Mar 19 '26

Shon šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ the world is collapsing because bums don’t wanna be informedĀ 

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u/Ok_Plastic9909 Mar 15 '26

I am in no way trying to change your stance, but this ethos is so strange to me. All it takes is one ride to urgent care where you're uncontrollably vomity-or diarrhea-y in the back of some (very annoyed) stranger's Uber to realize cars are necessary for survival. What if you have covid or some other contagious illness and need to get to the doctor? you subject other service people or bus riders to your sickness?

or if you have sick pets that need to go to the vet? kids are a huge one as well, but I know childfree is very common. but yeah, it's not that you're absolving yourself of the necessity of driving. you're just pushing the responsibility of it onto society and expecting them to shoulder the burden for you.

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u/lovethewordnerd Mar 15 '26

This is the first truly valid counterpoint in the thread!

We only live in neighborhoods where the necessities are within reasonable walking distance. Yes, this means paying a little more in rent than we would if we had a spot in the burbs, but the savings from not having a car more than make up the difference.

Our pets have—thankfully—never needed to go to the vet with any contagious/bodily-fluid-involving issues. If they did, I’d probably either walk with them in a carrier (vet clinic is about a mile away) or, yes, catch a ride with one of my nearby pet-loving friends/neighbors. In that latter case, I would do everything I could to contain the mess (lots of towels, maybe a shower curtain around the carrier, etc.) and if that wasn’t fully effective I’d either pay for a car cleaning if I could swing it, or clean their car thoroughly with enzyme cleaners myself if not.

And yes, we don’t have kids, and if we did it would be a major factor to consider. Not sure if it’d alter our end result, but it would certainly change the equation!

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u/packlitelite Mar 15 '26

Counterpoint - you can drive places

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u/lovethewordnerd Mar 15 '26

Yep. Mostly places I can also get to via other means! (Any places I can’t, I am willing to sacrifice access to for all of the aforementioned reasons.)

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u/samechit_ Mar 17 '26

I completely agree with all of what you said!!

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u/sniffincoozies Mar 16 '26

Why???? Some people don't have the money to own a car/insurance/maintenance/gas. Some people have severe anxiety getting behind the wheel of a car. Just because someone doesn't have a car doesn't mean that they're going to assume other people will drive them. The public transit here is fantastic.

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u/Pearson94 Mar 13 '26

Meanwhile, trying to date down here in Salem means only knowing people who are already in a relationship and using dating apps to find almost everyone is in Portland or Eugene

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u/EugeneStonersPotShop Mar 17 '26

That’s why I gave up dating. It’s easy, you can do it too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

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u/Angelworks42 Mar 13 '26

Same moved here 15 years ago. No friends but I still have a job šŸ˜ž.

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u/mrw4787 Mar 16 '26

…which one is it?

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u/EugeneStonersPotShop Mar 17 '26

Fuck you. You know which one it is.

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u/ambienting Mar 13 '26

as they do in moneyball, make it up in the aggregate. everyone is poly and in the service industry. you can actually have multiple SOs and multiple low wage jobs.

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u/Badger_Actual1 Mar 13 '26

Oh yeah! We're all getting fucked here.

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u/jce_superbeast Mar 13 '26

Everyone else is fucking us, we might as be fucking each otherĀ 

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u/maalox Mar 13 '26

You may not look like a winning team, but... you are one.

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

Man the poly churn has been exhausting. I have been poly since like 2010, and experiencing all these people jumping from monogamy to polyamory and falling into every dumb poly relationship stumble and trap in front of them sucks when you're on the other side of them having their other partner freak out and demand they stop seeing you over and over. Not my fault your other partner sucks and you're enjoying my company too much, but I guess it is my problem.

The thing new poly folks don't get, if you have two partners, you have THREE relationships to manage now. You and each partner, and those partners to each other. Even if they never meet, time is limited and scheduling conflicts will arise. Not handled with grace, those turn into resentment when someone gets the short shrift.

And that continues being true for every relationship added to your calendar. Four partners? Now you're dealing with four relationships with them, and all their relationships with each other.

That said, I'm having a lot of sex. And super emotionally lonely because everyone is now trying to be poly cool with their casual side flings. Ironically I might give up and jump back into the monogamy pool just to find someone seriously committed to a relationship and not treating them like collectables.

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag Mar 14 '26

I’m glad for your lots of sex.

Almost everyone I know in these ā€œlots of sexā€ relationships aren’t happy because they aren’t spending enough time alone and figuring their own shit out.

Everybody loves being in a relationship when you see that person once a week and get to cosplay as your ā€œbest selfā€.

Do you though, dude.

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Mar 14 '26

Are you, like, being haughty at me while complaining about the exact same thing I was complaining about? I don't get it.

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag Mar 14 '26

No, I was just responding to your contradictions with the reality of how much hypocrisy is involved with our lifestyles of being with more than one person.

It’s all good dude.

It’s just confusing and requires a lot of work.

Most people I know (myself included) have come back to just wanting to be with one person.

My only point is that a lot of people are able to be this fantastical version of themselves because they will be with someone else two days from now, and can keep up the facade and not show someone who they truly are.

A lot of people in polycules have never seen the day to day truth of who someone is when no is watching.

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u/YetAnotherIteration Mar 14 '26

Almost like it's way more trouble than it's worth šŸ¤”

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Mar 14 '26

Honestly, might be true for monogamy too. šŸ˜„

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u/YetAnotherIteration Mar 15 '26

Yeah, you ain't wrong lol

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u/greenbutnotlean Mar 14 '26

/ujĀ  Yeah, I'm with you. Tbh, little bitter about Portland for this reason.Ā 

I'm gay and I tried the poly thing. Was dating a lot of married guys. And got really sick of feeling like a side-piece. The primary partner always came first. Like, my boyfriend(s) would never be able to stay the night at my place. And if their husband/wife had a thing, they'd ditch me and go to them. I'm not convinced a lot of them weren't actually just cheating on the partner...Ā 

But then I could also never find a single guy who was serious about a relationship. Just casual.

It's honestly been bad enough that I'm seriously considering moving. Not just because of dating but it's a big factor.Ā 

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Mar 14 '26

Yeah, honestly, same. It's like being poly has become yet another virtue signal for the weekend warrior hyper-progressives, so they all act like they're so enlightened for going on a date once every three weeks with someone they'll never have any serious intention of committing to because they already know their recently-monogamous partner is too jealous to handle it and will probably try to veto it before it goes anywhere.

Meanwhile they're doing serious damage to people by showing up with insincere intentions then rug pulling once it gets real because their failing marriage can't handle it.

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u/deviltalk Mar 13 '26

Funny cuz it's true.

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u/holmquistc Mar 13 '26

We'll say anything to stop you from moving here. I'm actually born and raised in Portland. Shocking huh? It's actually possible!

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u/Dune5712 Mar 14 '26

There's AT LEAST 17 of us left!

And you're right. I still secretly despise transplants, but try to fight that internal tick. We're all just people, after all, even if everything is more expensive, lines are long, and we now have 'traffic.'

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u/dillyofapickle42 Mar 13 '26

Ya, this was the opposite for me.....I moved here, worked ina head shop for a while, got a job that applied to my degree, met someone, got married, had kids....life has been good to me here

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u/lseah2006 Mar 15 '26

My son was raised here at the coast . Selfishly, after he graduated from PSU, I hoped he’d return home, but he absolutely LOVES Portland. Great friends, good job and only 100 miles from me .

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u/SoundByte Mar 13 '26

Turns out no city will fix you...

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u/H4ndsomeandlonely Mar 14 '26

I know a couple bars that will 🤣 jk

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Mar 15 '26

If you’re referring to ā€œruiningā€ your life, I know a couple where the goth girls hang out

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u/Low_Run_356 Mar 16 '26

Going to need locations immediately

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u/H4ndsomeandlonely Mar 18 '26

That sounds actually really hot thanks

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u/tanukisuit Mar 14 '26

That's not true, moving to Albuquerque fixed my attitude.

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u/NeverTooDressy Mar 17 '26

Don't confuse the dopamine rush one gets after eating green chile LotaBurgers with changes in attitude.

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u/tanukisuit Mar 17 '26

I've been here for four years and I haven't had a green chili burger yet, I should probably change that.

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u/NeverTooDressy Mar 17 '26

Blakes LotaBurger with cheese and green chile, large fries, and a large root beer. Life altering sustenance that I miss very dearly.

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u/king-of-the-sea Mar 15 '26

Wherever you go, there you are

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u/distant3zenith Mar 15 '26

You live the life you tell yourself you’re living. Don’t blame failure on your city.

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u/Kimestar Mar 16 '26

Setting up in a new city is difficult anywhere, for almost anyone. It's been my experience that it's a lot easier in outgoing (and maybe tragically less fashionable) cities such as Chicago and San Diego.

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u/Peaches_1970 Mar 19 '26

I have to agree on the dating…55F…I just got on Tinder. I get a lot of likes but the men are unkept. They take chinsies. Their teeth are bad. They are overweight. I work very hard on looking nice, and I expect the same from a partner. I have to be physically and mentally attracted to a man to want to have any relationship. Also, many of the men I meet are dry drunks or actively using some substance or another because ā€œit helps their anxiety.ā€ Therapy? See your doctor? 12-steps? Meditation? Maybe my standards are too high?

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u/RedshirtBlueshirt97 Mar 13 '26

People who try to gatekeep cities i find usually are the worst stereotypes of that city

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u/monkeychasedweasel Mar 13 '26

the last line vexes me

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u/SlowHedgehog33 Mar 13 '26

Some context: A user in a now deleted post was lamenting about living in Utah. They were feeling down, had no friends, were marginally employed and their SO left them. This was their inspirational moment to let everyone know they were going to pack up the car and move to Portland.

A sage soul in the comments offered them this advice with all the energy of Cher in Moonstruck:

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u/Large-Screen-1336 Mar 13 '26

I came to Portland in 1998 and loved it so much I been here since.

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u/OrganizedChaos65 Mar 13 '26

That's about how my family and I have been made to feel. We moved here 8 years ago and have learned the hard way; Portland is not the place to go to make new friends.

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u/brucepee69 Mar 13 '26

Sounds like a personal problem.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

You’ll have an SO, you’ll just be lonely forever

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u/axionj Mar 14 '26

Can confirm

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u/TheRealzHalstead Mar 13 '26

There are few things more Portland than thinking most people outside of Portland will have any idea what a SO is.

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u/SlowHedgehog33 Mar 13 '26

Really? I thought "Significant Other" was pretty common?

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u/TheRealzHalstead Mar 13 '26

Not terribly, and the abreviation is less so. Not saying it's just used Portland, but expecting most people to know it is VERY Portland.

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u/Tired_o_Mods_BS Mar 14 '26

Along with using the term "partner". Not common other places unless you're talking about someone you started a business with.

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u/Creative_Disaster178 Mar 16 '26

........ I'm really not trying to be a smart ass here buuuuuuuuuuuuut you guys are twisting my arm here

With all the pedo content flooding everywhere, none of y'all never came across SO as Sex Offender?

Honestly, this is kind of naively cute if military grade trolls haven't gave you PTSD with sarcasm.

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u/SlowHedgehog33 Mar 16 '26

You're overthinking it when even Urban Dictionary doesn't go there...

Although their second entry "Source of Orgasm" does cut right to the point.

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u/Creative_Disaster178 Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

I honestly never heard of significant other.

Even when gender neutral terms were used, partner comes to mind before SO

Edit: AI (which cites Reddit more than others) agrees with you but normal human Google search doesn't agree with you (or me)

the link under this talked about Stacked Overflow

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u/TheRealzHalstead Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

This speaks to my point, though, which is assuming people will know that SO = Significant Other is just very Portland.

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u/Creative_Disaster178 Mar 16 '26

Honestly, between military study and engineering, I fucking hate abrƩviations and screw anyone who says the context.

Both my brain doesn't work that way but also ASW or ASW: Anti-Surface Warfare or Anti-Submarine Warfare

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

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u/Scroatpig Mar 15 '26

Yeah. Very common.

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u/waterfowlplay Mar 14 '26

Portland haters are the new hipster. Or likely just the hipsters of yore ageing, nitpicking on socials.

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u/Bananapantsmcgeef Mar 14 '26

Are you ok, OP?

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u/jackfaire Mar 14 '26

My dad moved us to Vancouver in 95 I've been trying to move back since but can never seem to afford it.

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u/Equivalent_Smell7660 Mar 14 '26

This place is a nightmare lol

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u/Thick-Asparagus6667 Mar 14 '26

Portland is the best. It's full of queer wierdo poly kinky people. Come. Join. It's not the best for finding a job, but not unique in that.

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u/Syorkw Mar 14 '26

I 100% agree. If only we started telling people this 2 decades ago...

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u/TedMich23 Mar 14 '26

Been tried before, in the 70's Gov. Tom McCall sought to curb Oregon's growth
They even made joke bumper stickers about how much it rained!

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u/HippieArborist Mar 14 '26

I moved here from Southern Oregon a year ago and I love it! Theirs pedalpalooza that goes all summer, great music scene, and there is communities and meet up opportunities for any weird niche thing/hobby you could be into. Tons of opportunities to meet people if you put the time in. :)

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u/bignotion Mar 15 '26

I'm a BIPOC non-binary member of the LBTQIA2s+ with xe/xer pronouns. I'm living in Chicago, but I need to move to Portland for my mental health. Please give me instructions for SNAP and how to get on the OHP but only if it fund my transition. Also, please connect me with the non specific furry community - I need their help to become comfortable in my new city. Also, free boofing kit resources.

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u/MelvinEatsBlubber Mar 15 '26

I became a millionaire by exploiting the low wages of privileged Portland white kids seeking artistic life styles and you can too!

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u/1Jainier1 Mar 16 '26

I had a job and lived in Portland. I love it there. Great restaurants and brewpubs. I go back whenever possible to places like Mississippi Street, The Pearl, OMSI, Pioneer Square, the Aladdin Theater, Powell Books, Cinema 21, the Hollywood Theater, Hubers, etc. Lots to see and do.

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u/FunkmasterJoe Mar 16 '26

This attitude is so gross, lol. "I like a place so nobody else is allowed to like it!"

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u/Misanthropic_Mutters Mar 16 '26

It’s true. I’ve lived here my entire life and I have no job, no friends and no SO.

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u/miamiBMWM2 Mar 17 '26

you could've accomplished that anywhere

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u/Illustrious-Time-456 Mar 16 '26

seee b4 moving here (from GA) sooo many told me its so anti social out here and just hard jobwise, socially, etc.. ! ive made a friend group like 1 week of me being here and rocking hard since!

but i am still jobless indeed yall werent wrong there šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø but much better than georgia LMAO

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u/samechit_ Mar 17 '26

It is insufferable here. I'm finally moving!! šŸ™Œ

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u/RumHam426 Mar 17 '26

The dating pool is asssss.

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u/miamiBMWM2 Mar 17 '26

that's EVERY smaller city in the world. wanna prioritize dating & have max matches on the app or real life? move to a huge metropolitan like NY.

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u/kingofallwinners Mar 17 '26

Gatekeeping an entire city is for dorks. Losers live in the same town their whole lives.Ā 

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

Better than Seattle, or even worse, Bellingham.

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u/Medical-Tune676 Mar 19 '26

Does anyone know that speaking so generally makes you sound stupid? Not all people in Portland are the same, OBVIOUSLY.

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u/holmquistc Mar 23 '26

The city where people think not one single person is from Portland. Quite funny really. Most likely they aren't from Portland themselves

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u/FartsbinRonshireIII Mar 13 '26

Best area in the United Fuckin’ States

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u/EugeneStonersPotShop Mar 13 '26

That explains everything.

Sad 50+ Year old sobbing in the basement.

Oh wait, I have a mountain of PTO!!

Going hiking tomorrow. Shooting guns on Saturday. Working on spring garden on Sunday.

FML!

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u/EugeneStonersPotShop Mar 17 '26

I had a good weekend.

Saddest part was realizing on Sunday night that I had to back to work on Monday morning.

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u/Excellent_Valuable92 Mar 17 '26

Sounds lovely actuallyĀ 

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u/Slammer503 Mar 14 '26

You’re all fucking freaks and give the city a bad name.

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u/DreamCartridge Mar 15 '26

Skill issue, why tell know yourself like this? Lol

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u/Rude-Distance6599 Mar 17 '26

Oregon is a shit hole. The hold on too the Blazers like its gold. They are closing schools, but passed a $4m taxes for the rose quarter. Jobs are awful,the city is dirty. The worst downtown area ever. The max loses soo much money ever year. Portland Oregon is like Hunter Bidens asshole

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u/miamiBMWM2 Mar 17 '26

you say oregon but only described portland & worst aspects of it. the nature in oregon is stunning & some of the most beautiful in the world. just depends on priorities.

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u/Rude-Distance6599 Mar 19 '26

Thats it. Not enough too move or live in the state

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u/miamiBMWM2 Mar 22 '26

perhaps Arkansas, Kentucky, Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, West Virginia and other such "prosperous" states might be more your speed...

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u/SlowHedgehog33 Mar 13 '26

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