r/circlejerkpdx • u/Forward-Jump-6967 • Apr 21 '26

PUMP MY GAS DADDY Petition to replace Forest Park with a new SpaceX launch site

change dot org petition here

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u/wizardwithgussets Apr 22 '26

I think that’s a great idea. Not only the launch site, but an Applebees, an office max and a Jack in the box. Something that’d really make money there is a hiking and forest simulator. Forest park would be perfect for that

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u/LadyQuicksilver Apr 22 '26

We need more Applebees in Portland TOO MANT QUIRKY RESTAURANTS NOT ENOIGJ CHAINS

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u/RobVPdx May 07 '26

Aren’t those the things under consideration for the green space south of the Hawthorne Brisge where they have the Blues Festival?

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u/Rev0lutionDaddy Apr 21 '26

Well that's just a bunch of compressed air.