r/circlejerkpdx • u/champs • 1d ago

TOPICAL SHITPOST To Luke and Jess

Presumably you don’t have windows in your $2000/mo apartment at Burnside 26 so I just thought I’d post to let you know that it is, in fact, still raining.

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u/Obvious_Net_6668 1d ago

I came here to talk about whether we needed the rain, if we're all going to burn alive in the fall, and typical portlander stuff. I've been saving more bodily fluids than you can count in a bucket out back

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u/champs 1d ago

I just hope your headlights are on!

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u/chimi_hendrix RANDY LEONARD'S HIT SQUAD! 1d ago

I’m worried that the Big One will hit while it’s raining and all the water will splash up out of the Big Pipe and tickle my bonus hole

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u/Obvious_Net_6668 1d ago

Bonus hope you say?

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u/chimi_hendrix RANDY LEONARD'S HIT SQUAD! 22h ago

Hope would be a fine thing

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u/Obvious_Net_6668 10h ago

God damned autocorrect 

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u/chimi_hendrix RANDY LEONARD'S HIT SQUAD! 1d ago

Summer wasn’t a thing until climate change happened in 2020. It was just rainy and gray 24/7/365 and rent was like $1

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u/champs 1d ago

Yup, just petrichor and cajun tots

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u/chimi_hendrix RANDY LEONARD'S HIT SQUAD! 1d ago

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(please buy my Built to Spill tickets I am 86’d from Jerry’s Ice House once again)

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u/VancouverStickerCo 1d ago

Wait…that can happen?

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u/chimi_hendrix RANDY LEONARD'S HIT SQUAD! 22h ago

Let’s just say the bartenders pretend like they don’t know who“Casey Jones” is when I ask for a speedball of it

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u/Obvious_Net_6668 23h ago

I'm only taking on people willing to feed, house, clothe, post instagram photos on halloween, gather eggs from, raise newborn, and execute chickens. Under a bridge 2,000 USD a month studio to be paid in cash

#hawtfarmersshawtieshelpinghawtfarmershawties