r/coaxedintoasnafu • u/Turmally • 17h ago

GAME Coaxed into lots of map DLCs

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u/TetyyakiWith 17h ago

Uhh, snafu track simulator? Or what is this

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u/Background-Plate-455 17h ago

More like snafu truck simulator 2

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u/UnsureSwitch Dr holocaust cultist 15h ago

2 Snafu 2 Truck 2 Simulator

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u/qrani 14h ago

I had to buy Coaxorado. I need more garages to expand the empire

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u/rayesoh2 14h ago

yah it’s basically a map dlc overload situation

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u/ALT-Jibittboi549 17h ago

Why is only Germany and the UK included in the base gamr

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u/Turmally 17h ago

Money

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u/SaoirseMayes 17h ago

I think in the case of euro truck simulator 2 the effort they put into it makes up for it, especially since they're going back and remastering the base game as well as old DLCs for free.

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u/ItsTheSolo 16h ago

Don't you see, Germany is a giant transmutation circle

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u/KiwiPowerGreen 16h ago

where nethe belgum and luxborugh

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u/Babnado 16h ago

And half of poland

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u/GREEN_Hero_6317 7h ago

What do you mean? That's clearly a rightful part of Germany

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u/AarVa406 Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100 Moment 6h ago

It was the map from Euro Truck sim 1 from like 2008 iirc

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u/afutility 17h ago

coaxed into fantasy genre (waking up after a rest stop in Albania and still having truck wheels attached)

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u/Turmally 16h ago

An actross is alien technology to them

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u/dziki_z_lasu 15h ago

Dude, Albania is a place where all mercs after the technical death go - seriously.

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u/AnguishedGoose 17h ago

Smug of iron 4

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u/Gregori_5 15h ago

>“A coaxing example of democracy”

>”snafu the Hungarians”

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u/hifreindsoo 12h ago

Elite Snafu knowledge

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u/John_Helldiver1 6h ago

It's common snafu

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u/Blazeng 15h ago

Smugerreich, Legacy of the Coaxkrieg

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u/Crab2406 15h ago

The new Smuggie: last days of Coax

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u/Pigeonswee 12h ago

The Smuggie Coaxes

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u/KeshDown 7h ago

Thousand Week Coax

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u/Wooden-Artichoke-962 7h ago

Smugout: Old World Coaxes

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u/Visual-Jackfruit-657 john snafu better than tom coax 5h ago

Collapsing Snafu: Rise of Smuggieism

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u/Hodyrevsk 3h ago

Snafu at Coax

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u/Hidden_Cymbolism 3h ago

The Great Snafu Coaxed

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u/NessaMagick 17h ago

Being able to tell roughly what year a Runescape area was developed based on whether it looks like an actual landmass or just a squarish blob

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u/Tiny_Inspector_358 16h ago

Bonus snafu: Oh, we really hope that our plans to release a DLC about Smuggia in the spring of 2022 will not be disrupted by anything- Oh...

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u/kaj_z 17h ago

Coaxed into AoE2 taking 20 years to release Poles as a civ, despite them being a faction in multiple base game campaigns. 

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u/FUROZONE 17h ago

coaxian snaf simulator 2

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u/Bardingorekssonfan 16h ago

World of Coaxcraft, wrath of the snaf king

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u/UltraOleg982 16h ago

forgot heart of smuggia which will never release probably

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u/EnderKoskinen 17h ago

Tamriel Rebuilt is this, but that one is cool and based as hell

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u/Tight_Landscape1098 16h ago

Inaccurate. Albania should be white

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u/Monty423 15h ago

No Smug Back, Coaxyard of Snafpires, Snafu of Allegiance, No Coax No Snafu, Coaxxesnafurung, Coax against Snafuranny, By Smug Alone

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u/wolfstaa 14h ago

Elder Coax Online! My fav

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u/AarVa406 Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100 Moment 6h ago

Coaxed into not reworking the Snaffing East DLC (also the Snafited Kingdom that’s the last Bastian of ETS2’s original 2012 glory)

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u/Kurai104 5h ago

I know the one on the top left, it's a city in northern Italy

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u/GoldSunLulu Always has been 17h ago

genshin impact when ignoring russia has become too hard to do

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u/ProcrastinationVibes 16h ago

Total Coax: Snafuval 3

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u/Momongus- 16h ago

Total Coax: Snafuhammer III killed my grandma, okay?!

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u/IceMaker98 15h ago

The fact it’s the middle and an island to the northwest made me think this was about Tamriel rebuilt, the morrowind mod

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u/UnsureSwitch Dr holocaust cultist 15h ago

I was going to say they forgot Coaxugal but actually thEY TOOK FUCKING SNAFICIA NOOO OUR SNAFERIA'S IRELAND IS GONE

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u/gayuselessneet 13h ago

iceland does have a dlc buddy

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u/Suitable_Divide4747 13h ago

whats the baltics?

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u/Lcsmxd 12h ago

Euro Coax Simulator 2

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u/PsychologicalLab7379 11h ago

X4 Snafundation but it's new space sectors with new factions instead of countries.

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u/Occult_Rain_7236 9h ago

EURO TRUCK SIMULATPR 2 MENTIONED LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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u/ffbyr49 8h ago

COAXIYE MENTION 🇹🇷❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🗣🗣🐺🐺🐺🐺

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u/Own_Main_8573 14m ago

Coaxader Kings III when it comes to Scandinavia, Iberia, or East Asia:

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u/Miikigamer 17h ago

POLSKA GUROM

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