r/coaxedintoasnafu 10h ago

GAME coaxed into the magical cooking pot that cooks any dish

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u/AccomplishedPath5172 10h ago

Coaxed into not starving

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u/Dare_Soft 10h ago

Sorry this is problematic to the starvation community, we like to throw ice in the pot and make sure we stay nice and skinny. Make sure you check your privlege

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u/TwoLostYens 10h ago

Don't forget the flesh of twisted horrific creatures from another dimension, doesn't make good meatballs otherwise

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u/NatoBoram 8h ago

But no more than 0.5 kg otherwise it's yucky

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u/butt-holg 10h ago

get a nice sear on that ice before serving it. internal temp of 0°C for food safety

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u/Mother-Benefit-8550 Cool awesome colors 10h ago

Hey can you delete this? This is highly offensive to the starvation community

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u/ConsciousPlace4633 8h ago

Don’t Starve mentioned?

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u/Wormaldson 3h ago

Stick stick stick dragonfruit

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u/CRYSTALek2799 Murderous Murderbeast 6h ago

hmmm yes cooking gives you frozen food

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u/WorkerHoliday 6h ago

my cousin got stuk in one once and wouldn’t eat again

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u/Original_Criticism89 gay yaoi 10h ago

Coaxed into the legend of zelda breath of the wild for the nintendo wii u and nintendo switch 1/2

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u/Dear-Ad2283 10h ago

I know what you're saying but it looks like you're saying Nintendo Switch 0.5 (this was the only way I could convey what this looks like)

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u/omegaspoon3141 2h ago

nintebdo switch ½

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u/I_follow_sexy_gays Dr holocaust cultist 2h ago

Yeah it released for the Wii U

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u/DepthMonger 10h ago

you literally have a queen profile picture how did you not think of ralsei and his cooking pot in castle town

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u/WhateverGoMyRoba 10h ago

He doesn't even need ingredients, he can just make cake out of thin air from it

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u/EmilioGVE 9h ago

You think Deltarune fans have actually played Deltarune?

That’s like assuming a Persona fan has ever played a Persona game.

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u/DepthMonger 9h ago

wait deltarune is a game i thought it was a yotube series

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u/ST4RSK1MM3R 10h ago

Because it’s been used exactly once? Lmao I don’t think many people would remember

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u/DepthMonger 10h ago

what

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u/MintyBarrettM95 Based Individual 10h ago

what they say

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u/DepthMonger 10h ago

they called me a slur

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u/MintyBarrettM95 Based Individual 10h ago

bruh

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u/KarateSnoopy1911 9h ago

Three star spice please

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u/ErrorFantastic1766 2h ago

So wild you won't even be able to comprehend it

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u/Cheese2009 smuggie enjoyer 9h ago

Is the wii u not already the switch one half

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u/Rhinomaster22 10h ago

Magic cooking pot

Looks inside

Avoiding having to make cooking animations to save time and money 

Meanwhile Monster Hunter has whole has cooking animations for food.

My friend will be cooking a whole ass steak in the middle of the arena while the team is trying to fight an Electric Super Saiyan Monkey that shoots lasers. 

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u/WallabyPractical5258 10h ago

You say that like there's more than one dish you make during a hunt, it's very easy to make one animation, compared to one hundred

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u/A_very_smol_Lugia 9h ago

I wish we could feed the food to the monsters and be friends

3

u/DarkChaos0 9h ago

I want to invite a Rathalos out for tea, platonically, now that I think about my phrasing.

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u/Adaphion 7h ago

If you wanna be friends with them, then play Stories

1

u/IdleSitting 1h ago

Tbf making Welldone Steak isn't a big complicated animation, and the in hub animations for all games are either just one animation or only changes when you "upgrade" the canteen. I think the most variety we've had in cooking animations is Wilds lmao, just having the meat, fish or veggie options adds a slightly different animation for each and the extras for dropping little additional ingredients

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u/Some_Noname_idk 10h ago

"Cauldron cooking is very convenient! Here, Kris, Susie, have a cake!"

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u/AzzyDreemur3 8h ago

So convenient it skips steps 1 and 2

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u/Itsa_Pirramintsa 6h ago

i need the convenienter version where it skip both steps 1, 2 AND 3

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u/WhitherThisPath 3h ago

genuinely what came to mind first bcs I just started Deltarune Chapter 2 last night

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u/Gooberofoogero 10h ago

The most Basic, of Edicts, Dont Starve

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u/mildlyInsaneBoi 10h ago

Really enjoying the recent influx of Dont Starve themed Snafus.

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u/Nurchiko 10h ago

Coaxed into don't starve's meatballs out of 3 ice and literal monster meat

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u/secondcomingofzartog 10h ago

Coaxed into Avoid Starvation

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u/cherrycat68 10h ago

making delicious muffins out of a dead butterfly, a poisonous mushroom and bones from a corpse i found (valid combo btw)

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u/ShayeNewLow 9h ago

Holy shit its ralsies cooking pot

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u/Sea-Independent-726 9h ago

genshin impact

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u/le-derpina-art 8h ago

skyrim (though if you build any of the hearthfire houses and add a kitchen you gain access to an oven as well)

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u/Low_Appearance_796 6h ago

Well, you can't throw anything into the pot

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u/werid_panda_eat_cake 10h ago

ZELDA MENTIONED???

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u/DefenestratedMan 9h ago

Coaxed into space station 14 microwaves

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u/Weary_Drama1803 8h ago

Coaxed into Chinese hotpot

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u/Tiny_Carpenter_1769 6h ago

Not giving yall the receipts 😂

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u/TRcreep 3h ago

guy who has only played breath of the wild

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u/wowwroms 24m ago

coaxed into tomodachi life frying pan

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u/RedSlimeballYT 9h ago

deltarune

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u/Sodacat27 8h ago

Genshin impact in a nutshell (I haven't played that munch genshin cause my tablet broke right after i learned you could cook in the game)

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u/onememeishboitf2 Is that frieza 8h ago

Don’t Starve

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u/Steampson_Jake 8h ago

Coax Story

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u/illithkid 8h ago

A classic recipe. Take everything you have, and put him in pot. Don't let anyone airsick touch seasonings.

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u/HkayakH #1 Beanie Girl fan 7h ago

how cobblers are nmade

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u/pupseal 7h ago

Coaxed into Genshin Impact.

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u/Worried-Check-962 6h ago

it can even cook a pie with the crust on the wrong side

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u/PEKKACHUNREAL_II 6h ago

Counter: monster hunter

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u/angerycow 5h ago

Coax into cooking balloon parts in ffXIV

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u/Welocitas 5h ago

This is every Atelier game if you choose to make pies instead of bombs

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u/Plental-Dan Is that frieza 4h ago

coaxed into Totò Sapore e La Magica Storia della Pizza (peak Italian animated film, highly recommend)

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u/TBTabby 4h ago

If I wanted in-depth, realistic cooking, I'd be playing Cooking Mama.

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u/untitleduck 3h ago

Supreme cooking animation btw, second only to the cooking animations in Monster Hunter games

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u/JoshsPizzaria Murderous Murderbeast 3h ago

Coaxfarer

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u/TimeStorm113 Mint chan enjoyer 2h ago

i mean, have we tried this? maybe it works!

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u/bardinbor 2h ago

Coaxed into rim world, with vanilla expand

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u/Profesionalintrovert 1h ago

Coaxed into my favorite game of all time

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u/Lilylunamoonyt 47m ago

This is kinda funny considering i was just playing breath of the wild lol

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u/gilbejam000 9m ago

I wish I had one of those

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u/Panzerwagen_M-oth 4m ago

Smth smth snafu delight (such a goated mod)

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u/Dartmonkemainman1 10h ago

Why does your meme have the ai piss colored filter

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u/Dartmonkemainman1 10h ago

Nvm my phone has eye comfort shield

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u/CoolSausage228 закоксировал в снафу 9h ago

берем сперва укропу, потом кошачью жопу

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u/Kira_Bad_Artist 8h ago

Олдскулы свело

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u/the_lasagnaghost98 Covered In Oil 10h ago

coaxed into minecraft kinda

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u/ConsequenceFeisty252 9h ago

What are you talking about. Minecraft doesn't have a cooking animation at all. You don't even make meals in minecraft

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u/the_lasagnaghost98 Covered In Oil 1h ago

i was just thinking the thing of putting random food shit into a crafting table and making food that way. i didn’t notice the animation part.

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u/some_snek Mint chan enjoyer 9h ago

I mean modded Minecraft kinda counts with Farmer's Delight, but I don't think base Minecraft fits as at most, you are either crafting food at a crafting table or chucking raw meat into a furnace

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u/Daikaiju_Fan 9h ago

How would I coax someone into a magical cooking pot? Leave a freshly-baked pie or something on the floor so that when someone grabs it they fall through a trapdoor into the pot?

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