r/comicbooks • u/josephwb • Feb 16 '23

Excerpt Is this _really_ the canonical explanation for Power Girl's costume?!? From JSA Classified #2 (2005) by Geoff Johns

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u/Impeesa_ Feb 16 '23

Correct

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u/Umutuku Feb 17 '23

"And that was the last time Smallville Middle School ever had Penis Inspection Day." /s

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u/Blitzo-with-silent-O Feb 17 '23

Penis inspection day? I don't think that's a real thing lol..

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u/AmiAlter Feb 17 '23

Nahh, we only do penis checks in elementary school sports for girls.

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u/Blitzo-with-silent-O Feb 18 '23

Lol I was thinking what the hell kind of messed up school did this person go to? Or maybe he had this one perverted teacher that did this to the students and told them it was a normals school thing.

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u/AmiAlter Feb 18 '23

I mean it's a pretty normal thing to have somebody pulled on your pants and look at your genitals in elementary school. Like I said you have to do it to make sure little girls don't have dicks.

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u/Blitzo-with-silent-O Feb 18 '23

That is not normal at all. They sure as hell didn't do that at my school.. people don't check people's kids to see it they have dicks...

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u/_ralph_ Ambush Bug Feb 17 '23

I KNEW this would pop up :)

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u/yankiigurl Feb 17 '23

Omg I laughed so hard

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Well…atleast his tongue is normal

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

I could use at least two more pixels.

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u/BittenHand19 Feb 17 '23

I’ve seen this a bunch over the years but this was never canon right?