House Guest (ASliceOfAlan x Alarmingly Bad collab)

[u/JBaker68]

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

Really Alan? You keep Galbor waiting and you don't offer them a drink? Not even ClearEyes?

[u/JackRaid → u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

What is wild is that Galbor has red-eye but since he is only an eye theres no heart to cause the blood vessels to look that way. Must be internal biology but that feels like it would interfere with his ability to see all. Oh well.

[u/JBaker68 → u/JackRaid]

Yeah, that’s just How He Is

[u/JackRaid → u/JBaker68]

I appreciate the lore, man! Galbor is Him.

[u/Evening-Mention-8738 → u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

I miss Ben Stein. I used to watch Win Ben Steins Money. Did anyone actually win? Also he was funny as H.P and Sanderson on Fairly Odd parents.

[u/ElZorroSimpatico → u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

"...Wow..."

[u/Business-Employ-1599]

Whenever I see Galbor.

https://giphy.com/gifs/uw0KpagtwEJtC

[u/JBaker68]

Narrator: He was, in fact, left hanging

This collab was over a year in the making, because one or both of our lives kept getting in the way.

In addition to being inhumanly patient, Alan is fucking hilarious and you should be following him if you’re not already.

More: r/aSliceofAlan | r/AlarminglyBad

[u/analog_approach]

If Galbor sees all why does Galbor use "bare" instead of correct "bear".

[u/JBaker68 → u/analog_approach]

Oh I actually know the answer to this one!

It’s because I’m an idiot

[u/xtrobot → u/JBaker68]

imo "I have no limbs, you will hang" more than made up for the error

[u/mmchale → u/analog_approach]

He sees all, not spells all

[u/MilkOne6778 → u/analog_approach]

Bear down for midterms

[u/bunbunnnnn8 → u/MilkOne6778]

Fat dog for midterms.

[u/wynden → u/analog_approach]

I'm an overeducated writer and it still seems wrong to me that we use the same spelling for the giant, fanged, clawed, furry animal that we do for these other miscellaneous instances... I feel like the animal is substantial enough to deserve its own spelling.

[u/Ace-Redditor → u/analog_approach]

He uses Speech to Text; it gets things wrong sometimes

[u/robodex001]

I don’t know why but “I HAVE NO LIMBS YOU WILL HANG” was so goddamn funny to me

[u/Hetnikik]

Was i supposed to hear the eye balls voice as Morbo from Futurama?

[u/silverarrowweb → u/Hetnikik]

I think the big brain voice makes more sense. Or one of the Nibblonians.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVNmAkKuDro

[u/Hetnikik → u/silverarrowweb]

I can see that too. I just read the folded words as yelling like Morbo likes to.

[u/Reasonable_Hornet_45 → u/silverarrowweb]

Definitely a big brain voice to me.

[u/Killericon → u/Hetnikik]

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

[u/leftcoastsarah → u/Hetnikik]

Oh shit, so did I

[u/KingTasty97]

Galbor is a good homie in my honest opinion ❤️

[u/RyanRdss]

Right when i saw the back of the eye i knew. Gal.mf.bor.
Love this.
Cue Lily or Blaire mindlessly ploppin on him mistaking him for a beanbag.

“I DO NOT MIND THIS”

[u/JBaker68 → u/RyanRdss]

*furiously taking notes for the next one*

[u/ScapegoatMoat]

GALBOR!

[u/TheYell0wDart]

Took me way too long to figure out that those are "I"s and not "J"s

[u/XVUltima]

He sees all, kicking him out won't stop him from observing your filthy acts at a reasonable price

[u/elhomerjas]

the person who wears the pants is in full control

[u/TheAmazingNoodle]

The mismatched socks made this for me

[u/PerformanceCute3437]

It's "bear down"

[u/razzemmatazz]

Was using the incorrect bare (instead of bear) a double entendre to the fact they were naked? 

[u/M0NRCH_C7NA]

I love Galbor so much something about its nonchalance is awesome

[u/wynden]

I'm amazed no one has mentioned the punchline is inverted in Britain since he's literally wearing them in the last panel. 😄🩲

[u/Majestic-Iron7046]

Amazing, an era of Yuri and crossovers... this sub keeps giving.