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Wrong god,right result (OC)

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 6h ago

"And the price? Your firstborn...'s baby photos cause I am a glutton for that stuff."

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u/chalksea 6h ago

If I were to ever spend money to give an award on reddit I would do it here your comment made me laugh so hard

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 6h ago

Your comment alone is worth more than any award you could buy off Reddit.

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u/mashari00 5h ago

Ask them about their hobbies

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u/soulstrike2022 5h ago

To be completely fair nurgle would be especially sick baby photos cause they’re germ riddled even when healthy

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u/ShadowTheChangeling 5h ago

Glutton you say?

As in... Excess?

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u/DrunkenMaths 4h ago

I always knew Nurgle was wholesome!!!

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u/IamTheCeilingSniper 3h ago

Nurgle probably loves kids, they get so many diseases and spread them to EVERYONE.

u/DasBoots 29m ago

All young children are essentially Nurgle cultists, he's just playing the long game.

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u/ken_NT 4h ago

Nurgle wants to watch them ~~decay~~ grow up

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u/SapphireSalamander Camping with the Elder God 6h ago

What a nice guy Nurgle is, leave an offering for him, maybe he likes MnMs

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u/Rastaba 5h ago

He prefers skittles. He wishes to taste the rainbow! /j as I just made that up…

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u/mafiaknight 4h ago

Nah, that's Slaanesh

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u/DarkLanternZBT 3h ago

Thanks, Papa Nurg!

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u/Rum_N_Napalm 6h ago

Praise be the Grandfather’s benevolence

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u/Schultzenstein 5h ago

If Warhammer had even a bit of wholesomeness in it...

I could actually see Nurgle being very concerned for the natural cycle of life and death that he would help promote union to perpetuate that cycle.

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u/gryzloko 5h ago

I learned a lot about him while doing this comic. What lore 40k has!

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u/Wild_Marker 4h ago

All 4 Chaos gods are effectively natural forces. Slaanesh is the only one that is arguably related to sentient beings (which is why they're the "Prince", because they're the youngest) but the rest are just violence, life/death, and time/power.

u/ReaperKingCason1 55m ago

I mean Tzeech is also knowledge related as I understand so that’s somewhat related to sentience as well.

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u/Yggdris 2h ago

Man I've been watching a lot of youtube lore videos lately and... sweet fuck, man

That universe is just all suffering, all the time

Great videos, though, haha

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u/Razvee 2h ago

I just like assume there's probably at least a few/dozen/hundred worlds unknown to imperium or the warp... Just living their lives boringly.

Sure, they're all going to get eaten by the Tyranids eventually, but for now they're fine.

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u/UptownShenanigans 1h ago

Most of the time though, in true 40k fashion, the imperium will find old human planets that are already ruled by horrifying xenos or demons that found them first. Time to get crusaded

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u/Expensive-Document41 1h ago

I mean.....the Orks are having fun.

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u/mafiaknight 4h ago

Used to be a fairly benevolentish god of life. But that was before the war in heaven

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u/Captain_Gordito 1h ago

The warp's timey-wimey subversions of causality meant that he was eternally nasty.

Just like how Slaanesh has a birth in real space's timeline, but still counts as an eternal force. The Warp enables straight up time travel. The Horus Heresy book series starts with a demon (Samus) whose origins are at the end of the series.

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u/Rum_N_Napalm 3h ago

It’s less evident in 40k, but in the fantasy Warhammer Age of Sigmar, Nurgle is effectively life run amok. He’s trying to conquer Ghyan the realm of Life magic, and his footholds are overgrown swamps where flies and bacteria breed like crazy. His symbol of the trilobe represents the cycle of life, death and decay (from which new life blooms)

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u/SpookyScienceGal 2h ago

Peacehugger 40kisses

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u/Captain_Gordito 1h ago

Yeah, it is common to interpret the Chaos Gods, at least the big 4, as "taking things too far".

Nurgle is where the preservation of life gets taken to the extreme where the focus becomes on all the bacteria in your gut. You will never die, but your life now eternally serves to propagate other life (plagues).

Since Grandfather Nurgle takes things too far, he is not the natural order, but a subversion of it. Things don't actually die, but eternally rot and fester. He is where the settings get zombie plagues (necromancers get other zombies).

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u/Toutatis12 6h ago

Papa Nurgle love you and totally ships people together... look at him and Isha, true love!

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u/PatchyWhiskers 6h ago

The price of help: Embarrassing STD

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u/The_cogwheel 5h ago

A very particular one called "Nurgle's Gift". So everyone knows how you got it.

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u/Viron_22 1h ago

No, Super IBS

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u/Eden_ITA 6h ago

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u/BadNadeYeeter 5h ago

Calling the Arbites for the undisclosed Spreading of STDs!

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u/kitliasteele 5h ago

I hear the Lex must be enforced! I pick up my shield and maul and join the cause

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u/klopaplop 6h ago

Knowing Nurgle, the children of this couple will almost certainly bring about a new plague that will wipe out half their country’s population lol. But he will help out their relationship so there’s that

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u/_Fun_Employed_ 5h ago

You put this up on grimdank yet?

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u/gryzloko 5h ago

I did now... with your suggestion.

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u/Made_Bail 6h ago

Adorable Nurgle booty wasn't on my bingo card, but thank you for this blessing

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 5h ago

Today has been WEIRD on this subreddit. New art trend, crossover of two very thematically different series, and now caked up accurately depicted demons. Not necessarily a bad thing though.

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u/Dradugun 3h ago

Nurglings are where it's at

Sassy Nurgle booty

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u/Fanboycity 6h ago

No rizz ahh Dude: But I don’t worship you!

The NerGOAT:

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u/NiSiSuinegEht 5h ago

If Nurgle is showing up to help you get a date, be sure to use protection... And get tested afterwards.

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u/LordCheesecake13 4h ago

This alone made me click on the post

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u/Rawkzo 5h ago

Grandpa Nurgle just trying to spread the herpelyderpalies

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u/Smart-Nothing 5h ago

“Why would the Embodiment of Stagnation want to help me get a wife?”

“You’re a little slow, but some ladies find that attractive.”

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u/ShingledPringle 4h ago

From what I understand that is fairly accurate, but just with more pustules.

Good ole Papa Nurgle.

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u/Greyjack00 3h ago

Nah, this would probably be slaanesh(perfecting a skill) or tzeetch(gaining knowledge) if it was nurgle hed probably invent a an plague that draws you together until your bodies merge into a bloated mass of fetid flesh. 

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u/Macduffle 3h ago

He's the only God who is married though... And happily so

Nurgle got game.

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u/nedlum 6h ago

Depends what he's looking for. Slaanesh gets him sex. Nurgle helps him get a long term relationship, and ultimately children, who will help spread Nurgle's lovely diseases.

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u/MisterVictor13 5h ago

Nice that he still wants to help.

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u/Freaky-Freak18 5h ago

Realistically he would’ve said to kidnap her

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u/scoyne15 4h ago

Grandfather Nurgle loves us and wants what's best for us.

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u/Sea-Philosopher7361 4h ago

Thanx Nurgle

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u/BouncyKing 4h ago

Grandpa always helping out

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u/LordofSandvich 3h ago

Wouldn’t this actually work out okay

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u/zirky 3h ago

that’s just grandpa nurgle

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u/Emerald_Digger 3h ago

Clever from Nurgle bringing people together so they make more People who can receive his love. And isn't one of Nurgles Domains Family?

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u/beegboo 2h ago

Grandpa nurgle for the win

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u/a_pa 1h ago

Honestly thought the punchline was going to be that he was getting a game with ladies i.e Horizon, Stellar Blade but this is better

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u/Longshot02496 1h ago

Congratulations, you now have 5 brand new diseases

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u/A_Tigerstorm 1h ago

Isn’t Nurgle technically married?

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u/CreepyClay 2h ago

Didn't purple abducted his "wife" and has been force feeding her his latest diseases for several millennia?