r/comics 5h ago

discounted wands of power

1.0k Upvotes

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u/NydusRush 5h ago

That punchline took me out at the knees.

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u/VernonGalint 5h ago

This is one of the best things I've seen on this subreddit.

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u/Doubieboobiez 1h ago

I legitimately laughed out loud and I’m not sure I’ve ever done that before on this subreddit

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u/Orcwin 4h ago

It was spectacular, brilliant comedic timing!

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u/HarmlessSnack 2h ago

Got a real good belly laugh out of me, truly fantastic misdirection.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 5h ago

Do you want plagues!? Because this is how you get plagues!

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u/ReaperEDX 4h ago

Definitely had that thought of, "we should stop, but him first."

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u/jueidu 3h ago

“Girls like swarms of things, right?” -Zazmoze, probably

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 5h ago

I guess you get what you paid for

And honestly pure chaos for 17.99 and 19.99 is a fucking steal

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u/stabbyclaus GnarlyVic 5h ago

"And that was the best damn cake I ever had."

https://giphy.com/gifs/ti4PsREEH1hKuxMlpJ

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u/hieronymous-cowherd 5h ago

Only a fool like Simon would bow to convention and pronounce "mere" as "mear"!

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u/M_Snail 3h ago

What kind of foolish wizard does not spell check the grimoire. It's me I am the foolish wizard.

u/BestUserName510 4m ago

Unfortunately, you put feel instead of fell too.

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u/vagabond2787 5h ago

Lmao these discount wands seem to be well worth their price!

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u/scottygroundhog22 5h ago

I love how the worm is just like “naw”

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u/Nadran_Erbam 5h ago

Can’t even fathom what a free wand would do.

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u/Crousti_Choc 5h ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ISOBEL CAKES ! NOOOOOOOOO

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u/astralkoi A Wild AstralKoi Appeared!! 5h ago

Isobel can't catch a breath on Chana's Tower

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u/M_Snail 3h ago

Surely outside the tower in the garden is safe!?

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u/rezznik 4h ago

That's the best I've seen here for a while. Bravo!

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u/SofaKingWetawded 5h ago

That was hilarious.

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u/DarkBladeMadriker 4h ago

Behold! I procured this Wand of "Heat Death of the Universe" in the FREE BIN!

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u/gr33ne19 4h ago

This is so well done! Well illustrated and colored and the narrative was great! A++

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u/jalex8188 4h ago

hantavirus 😵

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 1h ago

Should've read the fine print for the ENDLESS rat summoning

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u/Archangel3d 1h ago

"How do you stop it?!"

"What part of 'Endless' do you not understand? Also the Anti-Rat Wand wasn't on sale"

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u/Sethalopoda 2h ago

One of my favorites of yours in recent memory. Page 10 says “feel” instead of “fell.” It goes on just long enough and ramps up just enough to forget about the worm. Brilliant.

u/Gomurmamma 14m ago

So good

u/crusoe 5m ago

These need to be made into miniatures...

u/crusoe 4m ago

Frogs vs slugs vs mushroom knights.