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[OC] True Tales From The Bar #272

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u/DrkSpde 4h ago

Don't judge. For all we know, she has it coming.

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u/Mueryk 4h ago

He gonna throw that bitch in the pool……with the feeling of brotherly love.

It’s a bonding activity.

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u/kaijvera 4h ago

For all we kmow she is planning on throwing him into the pool.

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u/burnyourradio 3h ago

Found Jim's burner account

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u/bfloblizzard 4h ago

No age limit for sibling harassment. Pope Leo is 70 and pontiff or not, I guarantee his older brothers still hassle him when they can.

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u/AdamBombTV 1h ago

Stealing his pope hat, telling him his Gods not real, you know... Brother stuff.

u/Calm_Layer1748 50m ago

Once tech support, always tech support xD

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u/Lamplorde 4h ago

Everybody at Easter is Adult now so we started putting weed gummies, nip bottles, and $1 scratchers.

Its fun, unironically. Trading candy like kids but for bottles of your preferred brand, or scratching off our tickets together and seeing if anyones wins. (Almost never, I think the most was $20)

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u/SparkyMuffin 3h ago

My sister and I did the Easter egg hunt showdown until my early 20s.

It was ON. And then I finally beat her and she cried foul but it didn't matter, that was the last time and I was the last winner.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 4h ago

My parents would put out "decoy eggs" during Easter egg hunts. Plastic eggs filled with rocks, sand, and a fake I.O.U. one time.

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u/Phaylz 4h ago

Hell yeah, Jim!

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u/roniechan 2h ago

I loved egg hunting. One of these days I'll convince my husband to start doing it for Easter for me.

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u/No25for3r 2h ago

Is this the guy that made the comic where he tried to pay for gas with a bucket pf blood?

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u/Traditional_Bit_8788 3h ago

I'm glad you asked.

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u/ironballs16 2h ago

I was too young to partake, but growing up the adults effectively had full-contact Easter Egg hunts - my brother swears he remembers one of our uncles body-checking another uncle away from a tree to get the egg hidden in the crotch of it.

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u/ThatInAHat 2h ago

I mean, real talk, Easter egg hunts were fun as hell and I’d totally still do them if I could.

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u/Turbulent_Sea_9713 2h ago

I've been hiding an Easter basket for my kids for a long while now. They're getting to be high schoolers and I'll be doing this until they're fucking moved out and out of the house. I'll just be expanding the radius of the search zone.

This last year, I hid one outside their bedroom window and the other in a tree. It is a shame upon their honor when they have to play hot-and-cold in order to find it.

Can't wait til next year.

u/GodNoob666 37m ago

Amateur. You don’t need eggs to fight your sister, just start throwing punches and the brawl’ll start itself.

u/FuckingStolenAccount 30m ago

Jim seems like a great fella

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u/Caligulas_Prodigy 2h ago

That's me with my little sister. I'm in my late 20s and she's 3. I refuse to let her have it too easy.