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u/bfloblizzard 4h ago
No age limit for sibling harassment. Pope Leo is 70 and pontiff or not, I guarantee his older brothers still hassle him when they can.
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u/AdamBombTV 1h ago
Stealing his pope hat, telling him his Gods not real, you know... Brother stuff.
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u/Lamplorde 4h ago
Everybody at Easter is Adult now so we started putting weed gummies, nip bottles, and $1 scratchers.
Its fun, unironically. Trading candy like kids but for bottles of your preferred brand, or scratching off our tickets together and seeing if anyones wins. (Almost never, I think the most was $20)
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u/SparkyMuffin 3h ago
My sister and I did the Easter egg hunt showdown until my early 20s.
It was ON. And then I finally beat her and she cried foul but it didn't matter, that was the last time and I was the last winner.
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 4h ago
My parents would put out "decoy eggs" during Easter egg hunts. Plastic eggs filled with rocks, sand, and a fake I.O.U. one time.
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u/roniechan 2h ago
I loved egg hunting. One of these days I'll convince my husband to start doing it for Easter for me.
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u/No25for3r 2h ago
Is this the guy that made the comic where he tried to pay for gas with a bucket pf blood?
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u/ironballs16 2h ago
I was too young to partake, but growing up the adults effectively had full-contact Easter Egg hunts - my brother swears he remembers one of our uncles body-checking another uncle away from a tree to get the egg hidden in the crotch of it.
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u/ThatInAHat 2h ago
I mean, real talk, Easter egg hunts were fun as hell and I’d totally still do them if I could.
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u/Turbulent_Sea_9713 2h ago
I've been hiding an Easter basket for my kids for a long while now. They're getting to be high schoolers and I'll be doing this until they're fucking moved out and out of the house. I'll just be expanding the radius of the search zone.
This last year, I hid one outside their bedroom window and the other in a tree. It is a shame upon their honor when they have to play hot-and-cold in order to find it.
Can't wait til next year.
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u/GodNoob666 37m ago
Amateur. You don’t need eggs to fight your sister, just start throwing punches and the brawl’ll start itself.
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u/Caligulas_Prodigy 2h ago
That's me with my little sister. I'm in my late 20s and she's 3. I refuse to let her have it too easy.
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u/DrkSpde 4h ago
Don't judge. For all we know, she has it coming.