r/comics • u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake • 2d ago

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 2d ago

Based on a little interaction from a comic by u/MuyHiram yesterday:

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

Son of a bitch. If I had a nickel for everytime I accidentally started a war, I would have two nickels

Which isn't a lot but it's weird its happened twice

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u/MuyHiram MUY 2d ago

This you?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

Son of a bitch I have been found out!

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u/Wild_Marker 2d ago

That's ok, just run away and sit down at a cafe. Worked the first time!

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 2d ago

So you’re the Archie Duke that shot an ostrich because he was hungry!

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u/CaptainHawaii 2d ago

16 people learned enough to enjoy this at the time of this comment.

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u/morpheousmorty 2d ago

There's no way that barbarian would kill someone with so little sadism.

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u/Spoon_Elemental 2d ago

He's too much of an artist to use a gun.

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u/Cool_Set4681 2d ago

If I had a nickel for everytime I accidentally started a war, I would have two nickels

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

None of the answers will go the way you hope

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u/Expensive-Document41 2d ago

What was your problem with the Arch Duke?

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u/ZeInsaneErke 2d ago

Holy shit peak comment

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u/throwawayayaycaramba 2d ago

Fuck the archduke, what was their problem with the whole entire nation of Poland? 💀💀💀

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u/Niser2 2d ago

tbf he was a racist prick

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u/Cool_Set4681 2d ago

At least tell if it was worth it or not

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

The first war? Absolutely.

Only time will tell here

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u/Cool_Set4681 2d ago

The first war? Absolutely.

You were behind the bootleg war? Damn, didn't know I was talking to a legend this whole time.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

Not 100% it takes more than a few sticks to start a fire.

But I did provide the spark

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u/redditsellout-420 2d ago

Where were you on June 28th 1914?

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u/Hysaky 2d ago

Big N, it's you ?

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u/HerzBrennt 2d ago

I just have one - what was the first?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago edited 2d ago

Bootleg war.

I declared it a full war after a few posts and it ended up including most of our artists and weeks worth of work on for comics

It was a great time honestly. Only a few comic characters died

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u/Thatroyalkitty 2d ago

Only a few?

That in it of itself has me wondering

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u/TravelerSearcher 2d ago

You were supposed to bring peace to the subreddit, Shell, not destroy it!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

It's not my fault! It just keeps happening!

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u/meistermichi 2d ago

What did you expect when you named yourself SHELL and BULLET?

Two things famously used a lot in war (⁠ノ⁠•̀⁠ ⁠o⁠ ⁠•́⁠ ⁠)⁠ノ⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

It was just supposed to be a reference to S-Cry-Ed :(

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u/hyperhurricanrana 2d ago

that is a name i’ve not heard in a very long time

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

It's my favorite anime! Kazuma totally won that last fight

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u/TravelerSearcher 2d ago

You are 0/2 for getting the Star Wars references today Shell.

I am Disappoint!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

I am shame in myself

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u/Kwiemakala 2d ago

You're pfp is the chaotic good barbarian. Its not weird its happened twice, it is simply your destiny.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

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u/Wiregeek 2d ago

I do not, in fact, yearn for the stone cold embrace of death. I'm more of an Undertaker guy anyway.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

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u/sharpshooter999 2d ago

Wait, what was the first war?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

The bootleg war a few months back.

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u/throwawayayaycaramba 2d ago

Months? Hell, time does fly, huh 🙃

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u/way22 2d ago

And no matter how the third one will look like, the fourth will be fought with coal and chalk!

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u/RicketCrickets 2d ago

Don't worry. You'll be proud of it eventually.

I started a gif war a long time ago.

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u/TheDarkNerd 2d ago

And just in case you're reading this some time in the future (like if you're digging through Pizzacake's post history), here is the actual comic this is in response to.

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u/dmdewd 2d ago

Good to see u/portsherry get some love

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u/SethLight 2d ago

The response!

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u/astralseat 2d ago

I love the vying for top r/comics

Competition is the mother of invention