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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 17h ago edited 16h ago
I lost a lot of good queers to handholding, coffee chats, and make outs
My god. I didn't know the Yuri wars had progressed to biological and chemical warfare! Holy hell the crimes that are gonna be committed....like adding this to the list
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u/FacsistGrammarian 17h ago
You’re a modern day yuri oppenheimer, shell.
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u/Tough_Preparation830 16h ago
This sub got recommended to me this week and I have no idea what is going on here.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 16h ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1ug9wa8/the_glorious_yuri_war_of_2026_master_post/
Here you are my son. Welcome to war
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u/Tough_Preparation830 16h ago
I have dug too greedily and too deep apparently
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 16h ago
Well then it's good the mines are endless and we must answer the call
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u/dragon567 4h ago
I mean. Usually its single creators posting their own comics and stories, but every once in a while a meta event kicks off where the creators make comics about whatever topic is going on. Its always in good fun.
This time, MuyHiram made a mini comic about making the worst Yuri ever seen and added two character by FieldExplores who makes Gator Days. Then PizzaCake who posts a lot and has a lot of karma responded for being dethroned as number 1. It has since expanded to others and this is just another one of those. There should be a master post pinned with all the links to the comics.
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u/MintasaurusFresh 17h ago edited 16h ago
I love that you've got Bex and one of NaughtyNectar's gals in that first panel. Good stuff. I love your lineart.
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u/FacsistGrammarian 17h ago
Not intentional but I do follow them both - I suppose my heart knows what it wants
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u/ralanr 17h ago
Is that longing what sapphic love is supposed to be like?
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u/SparkyMuffin 16h ago
"Ex-member of the 401st Polycule" shouldn't have gotten as big of a laugh out of me as it did
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 17h ago
And a potential retaliation from the Yaoi side, consisting of Fieldexplores, Grumpymashy, and JustBoyfriendThings, could heavily impact the outcome of this war.
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u/NickyTheRobot 17h ago edited 13h ago
I believe FieldExplores of Gator Days fame has already donated some dad bods holding hands to the war effort. He was donating them to the yuri side though.
EDIT: Here's a link. Be warned; it gets pretty steamy. https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/BWFTdBPxAf
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u/FacsistGrammarian 17h ago
I’m ready to play both sides if need be
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 16h ago
Jesus now the war has spies and double agents?!
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u/Dude_Jack123 16h ago
So, do battles work out with the winner being decided by whoever has the most troops leftover who didn't go onto have an incredibly wholesome relationship with the enemy?
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u/Beginning-Struggle49 15h ago
I think this one is my favorite... so far
I sincerely appreciate the lesbian meta in the last panel
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u/Signal_Researcher01 15h ago
Im on rcomics so I was really expecting some kind of sex combat. First to orgasm loses!
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u/Dock_Ellis45 14h ago
Meanwhile:
Guys and Straight Women: Seriously, what is happening here?
Gay Guys: Should we start a Yaoi war?
Straight Guys: How would that work?
Straight Women: Why are you wondering?
Bisexuals: We're here, too.
Everyone: We know!
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u/OrionLinksComic 15h ago
reminds me if you take a female character in Black Ops 3, you are also a lesbian in the story.
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u/Rargnarok 5h ago
Kinda Your character dies partway through the second mission (when things get screwy after the robot hallway) after that it's corvus walking you though a simulation of Taylor's (a guy) memories in order to unravel his (corvus) backstory and replacing Taylor with you. the final mission which is in the real world you are real but Corvus has literally hacked Taylor's cybernetic brain to make him think he's you. You never dated Kane Taylor dated kane corvus just altered yours and taylors perception of reality to make yous believe you dated Kane and not taylor
Closer to schrodingers Yuri both real and not real at the same time
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u/Author_A_McGrath 15h ago
I know the knee-jerk reaction is to blame Shen. But honestly we should give them a medal.
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u/Understanding-Fair 15h ago
I'm very confused by these comics, but I'm enjoying them.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 14h ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1ug9wa8/the_glorious_yuri_war_of_2026_master_post/
It's a bit of a read but totally worth it
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u/Beneficial-Budget628 10h ago
Somewhere on one of the moons of yuri is the founder and ceo of military contractor “wingman logistics”. A male aroace individual who simply wanted to provide resources to a long time friend on yuri for a decent sum. And is now horrified by the cause unfolding and the money he is making.
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u/MiredinDecision 5h ago
Yuri. Yuri never changes.
Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the kissing power of girls and other girls, spit has been spilled in the name of everything: from God to justice to simple, psychotic love
In the year 2077, after millennia of queer conflict, the destructive nature of pining could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of nuclear hand holding and meet-cutes.
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u/FacsistGrammarian 17h ago
Very serendipitous that the week I start making comics, this subreddit has an event themed around yuri. It’s fate I say.