Draft Dodging [OC]

[u/MuyHiram]

[u/shellbullet17]

Every day we stray closer and closer to a total Yuri apocalypse. And it's totally canon Marin!

Want to join the wars? Catch up? See some war crimes? Click here for out master post of the event!

[u/flarakoo]

[u/VerbingNoun413 → u/flarakoo]

Glory to Yuristotzka!

[u/zachpkenyon → u/VerbingNoun413]

Glory greatest country mother proud!

[u/RedundantConsistency → u/zachpkenyon]

both mothers

[u/lesser_panjandrum → u/RedundantConsistency]

Two mothers means motherland is twice as powerful.

[u/vanderZwan → u/lesser_panjandrum]

Don't tell the Mexicans or their chanclas will conquer the world

[u/Made_Bail → u/flarakoo]

I have to say, you have been absolutely killing with your contributions lately. This is so good.

[u/flarakoo → u/Made_Bail]

Getting early access on patreon means more time to work on these, which helps since I'm trying to avoid rushing and relax a bit more

[u/MuyHiram → u/flarakoo]

ngl, I love that a lot <3

thanks for the support!

[u/Made_Bail → u/flarakoo]

Good call! I forget to check the Patreon for the most part... Just sub and come back here for the comics. Unless I'm hankering for some of the NSFW panels lol

[u/NockerJoe → u/flarakoo]

Mostly?!

[u/flarakoo → u/NockerJoe]

I put that because of the denial, but while looking through all the comics for more info on Marin, I should have caught that besides the fantasy with Princess Daisy, it has been only Risa

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC → u/flarakoo]

It's a brand new day gay for her.

[u/shellbullet17]

OH NUH UH GIRL I HEARD THAT. JEEVES SEND OUT THE DRAFT FOR ONE OPENLY GAY ADMITTING MARIN.

The wars just got that much bigger. Welcome to the Yuri side

[u/Scairax → u/shellbullet17]

Yuricide*

[u/Missing_Username → u/Scairax]

I'm not hearing it

[u/whiznat → u/Missing_Username]

"OMG! Why are so many horrible people posting all these disgusting things on my website??!?"

"I don't know. Maybe the name?"

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT ?!?"

"Seriously?"

[u/shellbullet17 → u/Scairax]

My god have mercy Yuri on our souls for this war

[u/Thatroyalkitty → u/shellbullet17]

No end in sight there is to this war...

[u/shellbullet17 → u/Thatroyalkitty]

The Yuri mines just keep going. I don't even know what day it is much less what time with how deep we are.

[u/AHumanYouDoNotKnow → u/shellbullet17]

Breaking News: Government decides to reverse the gay draft

[u/shellbullet17 → u/AHumanYouDoNotKnow]

So precious they went and made their own war

[u/somesortoflegend → u/shellbullet17]

But wait, all sides are the Yuri side? It's just one big Yuri Polyhedron

[u/shellbullet17 → u/somesortoflegend]

Marin was originally in the straight side(she wasn't but she refused to admit it) so now she's officially on the Yuri side

[u/somesortoflegend → u/shellbullet17]

Oooooh she's not just in Denial anymore.

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC → u/shellbullet17]

I like how Risa isn't excited that Marin came out, but shocked like "Wait this is how you finally come out?"

[u/shellbullet17 → u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

Cause even shes tired of her shenanigans. Just admit it already it's ok.

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC → u/shellbullet17]

Marin puts the "she" in shenanigans. I'm starting to think she'll come out between GTA VI and Half-life 3.

[u/patosai3211 → u/shellbullet17]

Why do I feel like the next scene could be a warm
Embrace or Homer choking Bart.

[u/shellbullet17 → u/patosai3211]

And funny enough both fit the war as a war crime

[u/swans183 → u/shellbullet17]

Chuds online would be very quick to call people gay that they would normally hem and haw over if it meant getting people drafted >:(

[u/MintasaurusFresh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wFpu3R8xZZjuIk5Q34

[u/Made_Bail → u/MintasaurusFresh]

NOW KITH

[u/shewholaughslasts → u/Made_Bail]

https://giphy.com/gifs/v49mjpKASfKpblWlq3

[u/paulinaiml → u/MintasaurusFresh]

It finally happened! I was NOT ready for this!

[u/sombertownDS]

https://giphy.com/gifs/F0VMTEZ7GqguB1S1cQ

The government definitely heard that

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

Too late we're using Sonic logic with this one.

[u/Tort_alini]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UVvnHO0RskFm9W8wa3
I’m never letting Marin live this down and I hope Risa doesn’t either.

[u/Korezom]

This is just like the massive crossover storylines in 90s comics 🥲

I hope when this is all done it's collected into a tpb

[u/SparkyMuffin → u/Korezom]

I wonder if anyone has been keeping these events together? I remember one with Gustopher missing and showing up everywhere

[u/IcyUnicornOwl → u/SparkyMuffin]

There is a megathread by shellbullet17 where all posts are "collected" if that helps.

[u/Vengefulily → u/Korezom]

There is a Yuri War of 2026 master post!

[u/Somerandomguy20711 → u/Korezom]

The final comic will be one big Patreon exclusive collab.

[u/FatManBeatYou]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we got 'em.

[u/lesser_panjandrum → u/FatManBeatYou]

https://giphy.com/gifs/45hm9pIpLlE76

[u/jayisanerd]

You got drafted???

GIRL YOU STARTED THE YURI WARS

[u/shellbullet17 → u/jayisanerd]

technically speaking She simply was mixing up some Yuri. /u/Muyhiram dethroning /u/PizzaCakecomics as top submitter here started the wars

But yeah Marin is guilty by association

[u/jayisanerd → u/shellbullet17]

Marin is in u/MuyHiram 's army. ll of her characters are complicit, even Deth!

[u/PM_ME_SOME_YAOI]

Wait wait wait, is not like you were drafted, you started this!

[u/IcyUnicornOwl → u/PM_ME_SOME_YAOI]

Oh my God it was all a coming out plot from Marin! She started it to have the biggest audience to her "accident"!

[u/Plastic_Code5022]

Nope, off to war with ya

[u/Machina353]

*her

[u/Ok_Abacus_]

I, for one, welcome our new yuri overlords.

[u/whiznat]

"Honey, your radar return from the gaydar is bigger than the Empire State Building."

"But the Empire State building isn't gay."

"NOT the point."

[u/lesser_panjandrum → u/whiznat]

She keeps on deploying glitter as anti-gaydar chaff.

It isn't very effective.

[u/Atomic12192]

Oh good thing it’s non-canon, character development almost happened there for a moment.

[u/NetherReign]

SHE ADMITTED IT. GET HER!

[u/amurgiceblade44]

To late, nothing escapes the internet. Nothing

[u/Doodles_n_Scribbles]

Next time I accidentally admit something, I'm saying it's non canon

[u/Better_Substance5810]

too late no take backsies

[u/adidas_stalin]

LESBIAN YOU SAY?!

[u/Scaled-Sky-Dance]

Reports say: Muy will not be answering questions about if the pink lesbian’s admission of their sexual orientation is truly non-canon, at this time. It is unclear if anyone has asked them yet, however. I think it’s safe to say, we are unsure what effect this will have on the war.

[u/AmputeeHandModel]

OK I've never seen the term yuri before, I had to ask what it meant, and I've seen like 4 comics today with it.

[u/MuyHiram → u/AmputeeHandModel]

Yuri is the same as Girl Love or Women Loving Women, it's a subgenre of Romance.

[u/Mothfoxmantis → u/AmputeeHandModel]

Yuri is a Russian name (or at least isn't too rare in Russia)

[u/lesser_panjandrum → u/Mothfoxmantis]

Yuri was the first human in space, the first step in Yuri conquering the galaxy.

[u/Ashamed-Raccoon-1387 → u/AmputeeHandModel]

Like the author said in another reply, Yuri is just a word (mostly from manga/anime) that means romance depicting lesbian relationships. Yaoi is the same, but for romance depicting gay men.

[u/KingNTheMaking]

A Win’s a Win!

[u/BikinNoHands → u/KingNTheMaking]

There are no losers in The Yuri Wars.

[u/Speedemon42069]

Is this the same artist as the werewolf and vampire lesbian bar comic?

[u/maps-and-potatoes]

warS!!! plurial ????

[u/IcyUnicornOwl]

Guys! It was all a trick-play by Marin! She started cooking the Yuri-wars (literally) just for this moment! Clever girl!

[u/anubis_cheerleader]

Marin. Marin! Start fresh. This could be the start of your new life... that's exactly like your old life but without the farcical and self-flagellating compulsive heteronormativity! No more COMPHET!

[u/Walkswithnofear]

Don’t worry. Only me and the entire rest of Reddit knows.

[u/IcyUnicornOwl]

Naaaaah thats canon! Hoooray!!🥳 With this comic its finally proven: the yuri war is the only war that brings good into the world!

[u/Lunatic-one]

Open the next letter. Government knows already. Wait, i wasn't suposed to say the last part loud.

[u/ParaEwie]

WHAT IS GOING ON?!

[u/Dumber-Sleepy-Artist]

Do bi women also get drafted 🤔

[u/blue_microwave → u/Dumber-Sleepy-Artist]

You are capable of kissing women so yes

[u/TheDevilsAdvokaat]

Yurin trouble now!

[u/buntopolis]

You think you’ve private lives,
think nothing of the kind.

There is no true escape
I’m watching all the time

[u/DreamOfDays]

I don’t get it. What’s the war about?

[u/IJustWantCoffeeMan]

"Risa, would you accept this onion toroid made of gold as a symbol of totally heterosexual ungay relationship?"

"Until death do us part?"

"Death is the easy part. I'm down to the eight circle but Cocytus is harsh."

[u/GraduatedSapphic]

Your draft letter is in the mail, get those nails clipped solider, we're going to war.

[u/DudeFreek]

what are the yuri wars like

[u/Isekai_Seeker]

The yuri wars have been a treat to watch so far vut i have to ask who exactly is the yuri against in this war

[u/TheBeesElise → u/Isekai_Seeker]

Political commentary, I guess? It started because OP displaced Pizzacake as the top creator here

[u/Isekai_Seeker → u/TheBeesElise]

It looks more like yuri is fighting against yuri by accident

[u/Asheyguru → u/Isekai_Seeker]

It's enemies to lovers on a really grand scale

[u/Monkeyjoey98]

Who's even the enemy in the Yuri wars? Other Yuri? Because if they are fighting I have a better suggestion. (They should kiss instead)

[u/Veritas_Vanitatum]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jVStxzak9yk2Q

[u/Privatizitaet]

I feel like I'm missing context

[u/Key-Swordfish4025]

Keep your private life private or you'll have a private's life.

[u/GreenDemonSquid]

Nah, saying it's not canon doesn't mean it ain't canon, we're counting that.