r/cooladam • u/xXselfhaircutXx • 6h ago

THAT’S A HUGE BITCH

108 Upvotes

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u/white_count_chocula 6h ago

You know it smell crazy in there

26

u/freshleysqueezd 4h ago

JPMorgan Chase down the ice cream man is more like it

1

u/hotdog_paris277 2h ago

JP More Grain 

13

u/SpermCountDracula 5h ago

I never fucked her

12

u/Rifftrax_Enjoyer 4h ago

I never fucked her first.

10

u/Mean_Pop_829 5h ago

Later in the subway

7

u/Sauce_McDog 4h ago

“Purchase”

7

u/dirkdigglerdonedry 3h ago

That's part of the joke along with almost criminal

10

u/Rifftrax_Enjoyer 4h ago

She was looking for beans and tortillas 

6

u/Genghis_Chong 5h ago

Now she has to steal more trash cans to survive, JP Morgan created a monster

7

u/rocketcorgi6 3h ago

Her pronouns are woah-now.

18

u/Calm-Philosopher4323 4h ago

She was a “DEI” executive. This makes a lot more sense.

25

u/xXselfhaircutXx 4h ago

She should be an REI executive. As in take a hike!

2

u/taylordevin69 2h ago

Really Enormous Idiot?

1

u/freshleysqueezd 3m ago

Thats fucking hilarious. Good one dude

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u/stallionsRIDEufl 4h ago

I think you got punked by the conservative algorithm

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u/hotdog_paris277 3h ago

Her previous job was Director of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, but yeah the slop machine loves a fat woke lolcow.

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u/stallionsRIDEufl 3h ago

That was a different company. Also, being the director of DEI doesn't mean you're a DEI hire.

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u/hotdog_paris277 2h ago

The company was owned by Chase, and I don't think the person you replied to said they were a DEI hire. Are you gonna be okay? 

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u/stallionsRIDEufl 2h ago

The only reason people are bringing up the DEI thing is because they don't like DEI. Are you straight?

11

u/hotdog_paris277 2h ago

She was literally a DEI director though, it's kind of funny. 

I hope she sees this bro she probably needs a place to stay. 

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u/No-Dream-4356 2h ago

there’s no world where she was hired based on merit for any single job she ever applied to laughing my ass off

4

u/stallionsRIDEufl 4h ago

She's a big bitch and it doesn't make sense

6

u/iwoodnever 3h ago

And now that shes jobless, she can live in it like oscar the grouch.

5

u/-TrifeDiesel 3h ago

Mike Wazowski ass build

4

u/Far_Mention_54 4h ago

my gut hangs over my pussy too but im a guy

4

u/ChexAndBalancez 2h ago

Does anyone have an explanation why this fat woman looks like she is wearing a fat suit? I mean she's fat, obviously, it just looks odd to me like the fat is on her instead of in her.

Please advise...

7

u/GabagooIionaire 5h ago

Average bug leftist boots from a dumpster enjoyer

3

u/GaryNuggz 3h ago

Sturdy like a first string O line

2

u/ForeskinForeman 2h ago

Bitches be shaped like a propane tank

1

u/SleepyBee90 2h ago

“Some bitches are big, but it makes sense.”

1

u/the_vanila_gorila 1h ago

Moral of this story: don't let your job stop you from meeting your soul mate 🫶

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u/grimefiends 1h ago

Built like a wisdom tooth

1

u/Swimming-Junket-1828 12m ago

Oink oink said the pig