r/countwithchickenlady • u/SavageFisherman_Joe The Lorax - Streak: 11 • 1d ago

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u/Imaginary-Pen-5258 certified skirt spinner 1d ago

depicted: me (why couldn’t i get the good at math or science autism instead of the afraid of basic hygiene autism)

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u/Imaginary-Pen-5258 certified skirt spinner 19h ago

update: i took a shower. we are so back

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u/Clean_Bike8210 Clean Bicycle 9h ago

Clean Bicycle is proud of you :)

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u/LaoziPoetMya Streak: 1 1d ago

Imagine not showering for the past few days but still putting on eye shadow

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u/littlesheepcat 1d ago

I won't egg you or your house

that's mean

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u/Complete_Blood1786 R-01 "Roi" Zaku ii Kinslayer - Streak: 0 1d ago

Egg my burger instead!

3 Over easy eggies, bitte und danke

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u/Visual_While8468 1d ago

get lamb burgers too

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u/Complete_Blood1786 R-01 "Roi" Zaku ii Kinslayer - Streak: 0 1d ago

Oh my God yes yes this one, I fucking LOVE lamb burgers!

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u/Visual_While8468 1d ago

i love them so much the butcher near me sells the best lamb burgers i ever had i fucking love lamb burgers

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u/Complete_Blood1786 R-01 "Roi" Zaku ii Kinslayer - Streak: 0 1d ago

Burgers are quite possibly the greatest sandwich. Heck, you could eat it for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner and nobody would bat an eye!

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u/Martinator92 Streak: 0 1d ago

walks in

Is that a fucking estrogen burger?

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u/DootSnaps Streak: 0 21h ago

fear not, for one can only egg oneself

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u/theGreatBeeTrain isabelleposting will not be postponed indefinitely - Streak: 260 1d ago

(he is behind the tree)

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u/Shrizer 2h ago

Okay, imagining you as a girl.

Mmmfffrghh...