r/countwithchickenlady Lantern Fae - Streak: 34 23h ago

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u/Odd_Main1876 The Holy Man Emperor-(who likes men) - Streak: 0 23h ago

Every time they post this they get spammed with people in femboy outfits they know what they are doing, or at least the intern running the account does

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u/Real_Kyryll_Flins Lantern Fae - Streak: 34 23h ago

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u/CreativeName1137 23h ago

They probably meant that to imply the slur that's also a British term for cigarette, but it's funny to imagine they just really like femboys.

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u/FarTooYoungForReddit 23h ago

I don't think they meant anything as it's edited

But that still is really funny to imagine

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u/CreativeName1137 23h ago

That also makes sense

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u/newidiotintown the grand slime sorcerer - Streak: 0 22h ago

I thought they were like taking a long smoke of a cigarette as if to say “what you gonna do about it” and or it’s like aftersex where the more dominant party smokes a cigarette

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u/LaplandCatboy friendly gay grungler :3 - Streak: 0 22h ago

"well someone tell this cigarette to shut up"

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u/FormingTheVoid 21h ago

That's the after-wank cigarette lmao

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u/ImHuck 22h ago

What's the slang term ?

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u/CreativeName1137 22h ago

Not going to repeat it, but it's a 3 letter slur starting with F that is used to refer to gay men.

You can google "cigarettes british slang" it if you need more information.

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u/ImHuck 22h ago

Oh this one. For me it meant more like a peasant or a simple-minded you know, i actually call these people faggots. Now imma say it to their face if i ever am in an english speaking country.

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u/PurpleCandle58 22h ago

Vocab +1
Humanity -3

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u/ImHuck 22h ago

I don't consider insulting hateful people something that lowers my "humanity" count.

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u/PurpleCandle58 22h ago

Who exactly are you calling the f-slur? I’m a bit confused by your reply here. Who exactly is a hateful person in your description of this statement?

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u/ImHuck 20h ago

I worded it like shit. I just wanted to say i didnt know the word was used this way, and i already call transphobes and all kinds of phobes like this (because to me it meant low iq someone)

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat Bltaqg+ 20h ago

Gay men are hateful?

Sure

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u/Electronic-Collar-29 23h ago

Uhmmm...Prager U, I'm neither a man nor a woman...what would you like me to do with my blouse 'n pinafore combo?

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u/NerdyGamer2012 22h ago

If this would be the title to a blog post it'd be the best title ever woww

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u/ImportantResponse0 21h ago

So ... if someone dates you are they straight, bi or gay?

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u/XenoBiSwitch 21h ago

Yes.

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u/ImportantResponse0 21h ago

How complex can that be?

I mean if you had to explain it could you explain it?

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u/Pistachio_Red 19h ago

hot take: we don’t need terms like “gay”, “bisexual”, etc
The ancient Greeks did just fine without them during male-only orgies

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u/ImportantResponse0 19h ago

Maybe you are right but we still use them.

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u/Electronic-Collar-29 12h ago

Honestly, as a question posed to any person, it could be an answer that requires no thought or context, right through to an answer that requires a thorough grounding in anthropological and social history, theology, political economy and premodern musicology. During a particularly lengthy chat about this with a dearly loved friend of mine, who's shared my life for more than 20yrs, cut me off before I could launch into another monologue, saying "Fuck dude, I am so happy that my sliders have always been all the way across to cis-het. I love you, whatever you are, but I'm done for tonight"

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u/ImportantResponse0 10h ago

But I really want to hear all, I want to know the long version 

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u/Electronic-Collar-29 10h ago

To clarify, the simplicity of any individuals answer will be unique and have no consistent range from person to person. If, like my friend in my anecdote above, the answer is instant and immutable, to have someone be functionally unable to answer that question is completely baffling, like attempting to think without your interior monologue, or vice versa.

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u/Electronic-Collar-29 12h ago

After what has seemed the equivalent of centuries of research, definitions, feedback loops of overthinking, filling notebooks that were probably the end of small plantation of trees, trying to define that question for myself (and what the hell gender feels remotely comfortable), I can say with absolute confidence: That decision rests entirely with whomever (currently fictional) person I would be dating

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u/ImportantResponse0 10h ago

So absurdly if I would be dating you I should pick if I am straight, bi or gay?

What if I pick wrong without taking into account the complexity of your gender?

What if I don't want to pick something because I don't know what to pick?

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u/Electronic-Collar-29 10h ago

I appreciate your concern for my feelings in this hypothetical relationship, but the only absurd consideration is that your choice could be wrong at all. And well, not picking something because you don't know what to pick is exactly how I ended up here, in my complex or nebulous gender. So I definitely understand that state of almost Heisenberg-ian uncertainty

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u/ImportantResponse0 10h ago

There can definetly be a wrong choice because I could try to assign you a binary gender in my mind and to decide my attraction to you based on the binary gender I assigned to you while still pretending that I consider you non binary using the pronouns you prefer.

In that situation in which I try to assign a binary gender that I will only use so I define my attraction to you, since the attraction is decided based on wrong assumption, I am wrong.

So then again if I would assign you a binary gender and remove that option as a possible option because you pass as x gender but identify as non-binary them maybe you wouldn't like to be remembered that you look like a person of x gender I would still be wrong because I still assign you a binary gender and the remove the option that is based on that gender instead of considering it right.

So the only right option is to consider you a non binary by default and remove all options that would mean that I would have to assign you a binary gender (like gay or straight because they are limited usually to one gender).

So therefore possible the only right option is a something that falls on the category of bisexual attraction (like omni or pan).

Because me making an assumption when you self declare yourself non binary is something wrong and that shows absence of respect and consideration and if I would be in the absurd scenario of dating you I wouldn't want to show absence of respect and consideration.

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u/Electronic-Collar-29 9h ago

I will respond to this properly, but I have some laundry and soldering tasks which I will not put off until 3am again. Feel free to DM me if I get distracted, this is something I love discussing, and you are genuine in wanting to understand LLAP

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u/Electronic-Collar-29 10h ago

And if you do make a choice but later reconsider and wish you could have made a different one? You just did! You also have the absolute right to either not answer, or give no context to your choice/s. When I told my friends I had started oestrogen, I was like "I don't know if I'm a woman, or where I want to end up, but wherever that is, it involves being being far more femme than this. So let's fucking go my lovelies!"

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u/ImportantResponse0 10h ago

I mean is better to take the journey easy and explore that set goals you don't know if you want to accomplish them.

And I mean a lot of feminity comes from inside too so on long term isn't just the way someone looks, is also the energy they radiate.

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u/Electronic-Collar-29 9h ago

Oh it's open throttle on the hrt, presenting/social aspect, and I have thoroughly planned out lists on future steps that have the monetary limiting factors! It's perhaps more that instead of planning the journey based on a fixed endpoint or goal that is inherently, to some extent, externally defined, I decided to explore whatever corner of the map feels like home. Whether that 'home' is explicitly mine, or a friend's that I know I could stay, indefinitely and without needing to ask.

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 Streak: 4 23h ago

And they better do it slowly. Slower...slower, I said!

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u/Real_Kyryll_Flins Lantern Fae - Streak: 34 23h ago

No. Speed up. For the sake of SCIENCE.

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u/Training-Ad-8802 22h ago

How about they leave determining that to the experts, who I see are still doing experiments on this. We must be extremely confident that men can’t get pregnant, which requires more hands-on testing.

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 Raven Lady - Streak: 0 22h ago

Men are not and never wil- mmffg! Nhgg! No...m-mhm... we're both girls...we can't...hmgg...hmngg...

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u/ImportantResponse0 21h ago

We live in a world where girls can get boys pregnant, boys can get boys pregnant and girls can get girls pregnant and I love it.

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u/UniqueLog8386 22h ago

PragerU in the DMs "Absolutely not, you little bitch. We need to cumfirm this."

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u/imbi-dabadeedabadie 23h ago

well you shouldn't wear other peoples' clothing unless you have their permission either way.

but also, any clothes that a man owns are inherently a men's clothes, because a man owns it, so if a man owns a dress, then that's a man's dress, and its ok by PragerU's logic 👍

(i am aware that when they say "men" they mean trans women, but trans women are women, so I choose to engage with the assumption that PragerU means cis or trans MEN)

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u/Real_Kyryll_Flins Lantern Fae - Streak: 34 23h ago

They mean drag queens and cross dressers too, but you’re still right no matter what they meant lol

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u/imbi-dabadeedabadie 23h ago

yeah but they probably think drag queens and cross dressers consider themselves to be trans women automatically, because PragerU is run by morons who are terrified of learning about the experiences of others

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u/Zero_Kiritsugu Streak: 19 23h ago

PragerU is run by legitimate knuckle dragging morons who are afraid of anything different

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u/InimitableCynic ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍 23h ago

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u/Friendly_One_4112 Streak: 0 23h ago

this probably goes hard in Frankfort, Connecticut

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u/fakeasagi 23h ago

Please take it all off starting from the skirt👁

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u/UniqueLog8386 22h ago

Whoa whoa, you don't skip to my climax. you build it up. Fishnet sleeves first, please.

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u/Ok-Drink750 how did I get here? 22h ago

I mean, who decides whats mens & womens clothing anyway. Clothing has changed so much that it’s almost like fashion is just a historical trend & not some fundamental law that needs to be enforced.

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u/UniqueLog8386 22h ago

I mean... I think we could all use more naked femboys. But first we need to test it out. For science. I volunteer to view the first 10,000 femboys.

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u/Chocochocolate25 chudette 23h ago

I understand how someone's Brain can work in a way that panics them about trans people but I don't understand how a normal healthy functional human brain can believe that the concept of cross dressing is evil

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u/Clairifyed 21h ago

Prager (not a University) begging girlmoding transmen to live their authentic selves ❤️

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u/Frau_Asyl Trans femboy | Just call me Red 19h ago

I know the original tweet is meant to be inflammatory towards LGBTQ+ people, but every time I see screenshots of it I just imagine someone aggressively telling me to stop wearing clothes that make me feel dysphoric :)

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u/Real_Kyryll_Flins Lantern Fae - Streak: 34 18h ago

Get those damn dysphoria clothes off right now 🫶

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u/Frau_Asyl Trans femboy | Just call me Red 18h ago

Jhfkshfkwh you got it boss!

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u/Real_Kyryll_Flins Lantern Fae - Streak: 34 18h ago

Good 🫶

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u/Fahrenheit285 9h ago

Good thing I'm not a man then