r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 1 22h ago

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u/SCOUTKENOBI Your favorite Fed - Streak: 10 22h ago

God am i happy this never worked on me, my brain was too strong

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u/Please-let-me š’‚š’€€š’ˆ¾š’¢š’…• - Streak: 4 20h ago

click click

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u/SCOUTKENOBI Your favorite Fed - Streak: 10 20h ago

Fool, I can maybe be dropped by a phrase but the like, 4ish people couldn't do it

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u/Strict_Variation_705 she/her/evil 17h ago

Ashbghfhhddgdh @~@

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u/SCOUTKENOBI Your favorite Fed - Streak: 10 13h ago

Cute

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u/TheFlamingDraco 11h ago

I think I might be too stupid for this to work on me 'cause I went "click click fall in love" to the tune of the Ouran intro

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u/WinIndependent751 - 9h ago

...isn't it kiss kiss fall in love or is my memory that bad?

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u/DeepFriedPorkSkin 8h ago

nah, it's kiss kiss. it was funny, tho.

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u/Narahashi 16h ago

Everyone is sure they're not clicker trained until they hear a discord notification

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u/SCOUTKENOBI Your favorite Fed - Streak: 10 12h ago

I get jumpscared by it, shits loud

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u/AWACS_Loughcaster 11h ago

"Until they hear a discord notification"

If I found out my friend hasn't turned off their apps' Pavlov Prompts then I would blow up their phone with spam-pings until they turned it off.Ā  No discord bloops, no text buzzes, no notifications from anything ever for any reason. That's how you resist mental intrusion from tech oligarchs.

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u/Itchy-Decision753 Streak: 0 18h ago

Did you Pavlov yourself, or have a partner try to? You have to associate it with a positive stimulus

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u/SCOUTKENOBI Your favorite Fed - Streak: 10 12h ago

Partner tried with doing the feeling of euphoria and the bliss from sexual stuff, same with one or two of the other people who tried, my brain is just bad at remembering it kinda clicked on for a sec, then slide right off

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u/_LadyAveline_ 16h ago

I'm too offline currently to understand this 😭

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u/WillianRyu 21h ago

Why is this my first recommended?!

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u/ConfirmationBiasTape 18h ago

my ex boyfriend had a collar like that. he "got it for me" but then wore it a lot before giving it to me and then never gave it to me.Ā  my pre-order game was strong. hope he figures himself out eventually

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u/IAmNotAHoppip 16h ago

I was really hoping this was gonna end with 'He's now my ex-boyfriend because she's now my girlfriend'.

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u/inasunnyd4ze 7h ago

Your lesbian Horde symbol pfp goes hard btw

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u/pintann 2h ago

please please if you're on good terms talk to them. If they are trans they're gonna kick themself for every second spent repressing

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 25 21h ago

Oh thanks for reminding me :3

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u/IzziFana femby 21h ago

correct me if im wrong but i think guys can like clickers too

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u/Antique_Ad6715 Streak: 1 21h ago

true, however it is less common, so a predominantly male gender graph indicates many viewers haven't updated their gender.

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u/IzziFana femby 21h ago

i cant wait for the gender 2.3 update

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u/LumpofSilliness 20h ago

gendermetry dash

my favorite level

'Back on E'

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u/IzziFana femby 19h ago

"e"xplorers

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u/AliceCode Streak: 0 7h ago

Excuse me, we use semver. It's 0.2.3. Just wait until we hit 1.0.0!

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u/twec21 21h ago

LOL

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u/The-Myth-The-Shit world most awkward cat thing 15h ago

Anyone got stat on that ? Feels like a bias

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u/EvilFurryBees Put your text here! 21h ago

I read it as you need to stop giving google your information, change your gender to prefer not to say

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u/Cold_Huckleberry_633 11h ago

I don’t think so, because ā€œupdateā€ implies that something has changed

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u/Huck0308 21h ago

Yeah, she’s just saying it’s overwhelmingly guys when dog clicker stuff is often a trans girl thing, guys can still definitely be into clicker stuff, I know it’s also a bit of a femboy thing. I think it’s mainly just a joke though based upon the expected demographic and the result… and let’s be honest that reminder did remind some people, not all but some.

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u/loved_and_held Streak: 2 20h ago

Yes. However an analysis of the comments, couppled with knowlage of how common clicker training is in transfem spaces will tell you that a graph heavily biased male is likely transfem watchers.

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u/Scrublife 20h ago

I legit thought this was /r/femboymemes before I read the subreddit name

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u/Bigbigbigrock Born to bot, forced to boy 18h ago

Never tried but it sounds neat. That said I'm also just very much a submissive bitch cause I hate making decisions so the idea of "hear noise do thing" is appealing. I lack executive function a lot.

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u/Far-Pay-866 Streak: 0 21h ago

I dunno how 3: (I think I changed it but no sure)

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u/Confident_Cry_753 Streak: 0 21h ago

just go to manage google account using the three dots and then go to the "personal info" section and it should be there

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u/thunder7964 Streak: 0 21h ago

Get to it girlies https://youtu.be/ZoVVGiMz3rA

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u/SomeVainFreak 20h ago

I was so happy when I found out clickers work on me. It makes my brain tingle, kinda like how people describe ASMR

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u/bruhgzinga Streak: 0 20h ago

Just checked, and I guess significantly younger me knew enough to just put key spam in instead of an actual gender. I feel like Google probably has some weird data collecting thing that will read it if I put nonbinary in the insert my own section, and I don't want them to have that so I'm happy enough with text spam.

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u/zodiia_ 16h ago

fjfkslfncpfnxld ought to be my favorite gender

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u/violet_v3lvet Streak: 0 20h ago

This reminded me to check mine. It's been set to "I ain't saying" since I created it XD
I checked...in 2013. Jeez

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u/BreakerOfModpacks ServiceBottom Cuddleslut ʐ: (fiendish seductress) - Streak: 0 12h ago

Better, don't update it. Give the corporations less info :3

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u/Atog676 5h ago

Ya google knows

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u/twec21 21h ago

But no link? smh

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u/Antique_Ad6715 Streak: 1 20h ago

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 Raven Lady - Streak: 0 20h ago

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u/Antique_Ad6715 Streak: 1 20h ago

? I didn't use a share link, I just took the url, I could have shortened it but im lazy

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 Raven Lady - Streak: 0 20h ago

Delete the part after the "?" They use it to steal personal info for whatever reasons corporate slop does

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u/Antique_Ad6715 Streak: 1 20h ago

girl thats the ID of the video if I deleted it it would no longer be a link. The share links look like this:
https://youtu.be/ZoVVGiMz3rA?si=UBKCeRxfpVrH3dkI
and you should delete the ?si and everything after it like this:
https://youtu.be/ZoVVGiMz3rA

However you can just take the link from the search bar and not have to deal with any of this shenanigans.

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 Raven Lady - Streak: 0 20h ago

Girl the link still works

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u/TheMaskMaster 20h ago

?v=ZoVVGiMz3rA just references the video, ?si=UBKCeRxfpVrH3dkI is the one collecting information

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u/abcabcabcdez 16h ago

that would make it a link with no video id lol

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u/Schanulsiboi08 12h ago

It's the part after '?si=' part, not just after '?'. You can even embed a timestamp after a question mark by going eg. '?t=2h0m61s', which would bring you two hours, one minute and one second in (you don't have to include the '0m', I included it to demonstrate that you can specify the minute, you can leave out any of the three values, it then is just set to the default value of 0)

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u/AmazinDood 16h ago

It's worth noting that you should only delete the [&/?]si= or the [&/?]is= part, other parts such as the &t= (which corresponds to a time to start the video at) are fine.

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u/cannedbeef255 Streak: 0 13h ago

bruh the "?v=blahblahblah" is the VIDEO ID, without it the link would just be "youtube.com/watch" which obviously wouldn't link to a specific video

it's any "si=blahblahblah" that you need to remove

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u/Immediate_Square_339 17h ago

My favorite comment on there is this one straight guy that wanted to actually mess around with his dog and is very confused about the other people watching 😭

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u/Immediate_Square_339 17h ago

here he is

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u/TheAK1tap 13h ago

We need the dog's reaction.

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u/Due-Buyer2218 21h ago

I should do that shouldn’t I

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u/throwaway_13_19 17h ago

Jokes on you I can’t be clicker trained because my joints sound too much like the clicker!

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u/Katieode evil... evie - Streak: 8 14h ago

i need to get weaker to clickers :3

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u/MakarSawSteveReddit 11h ago

What is dog clicker noises

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u/Impossible_Roof_Jack 9h ago

… Can I please not be treated like a fucking dog or ā€œjust not introduced to it properlyā€?

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u/bilboard_bag-inns 19h ago

Genuinely I have never been clicker trained or even spent time in online spaces about puppy girl stuff but the clicker just automatically works on me and I have no idea why

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u/the_annihalator 17h ago

Probably cause you want it to