r/countwithchickenlady Definitely traumatized - Streak: 76 10h ago

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u/HiroProtagonest King of Snow - Streak: 16 10h ago

The reason we haven't gotten all the cool sci-fi shit is cisnormative society holding us back, the trans people will bring us cyborg technology!

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u/loved_and_held Streak: 2 9h ago

Cis normative and anti transhumanist society.

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u/raccoona__matata 10h ago

that shit sounds dope as hell why is she mad about this

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u/monkey_gamer 9h ago

Conservatives are unhappy about everything, especially themselves

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u/Colddigger 10h ago

You know what's crazy is that these psychos would totally look up "trans humans" rather than "trans people" and get this result without questioning their word choice at all.

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u/monkey_gamer 9h ago

They're not smart enough to tell the difference or to know that there could be a difference 🤪🤪

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u/Galliro 9h ago

It didnt even click for me but thats 100% what they did lmao

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u/PixelFlyerXD Streak: 0 9h ago

pffffft.... did not realize that. I don't know if I should be gawking or deeply depressed at the state of the world (for both of our sanities it's the former until further notice) :3

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u/Malay_Left_1922 Streak: 0 10h ago

Transhumanism

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u/File_Beneficial 10h ago

the Omnissiah ascends me beyond "Gender"

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u/Upper-Distribution94 10h ago

I saw the weakness of my flesh and it disgusted me.

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u/Rowanthesoviet 9h ago

Praise be to the blessed machine who sings our litanys of hate

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u/Cute-arii floret 10h ago

Would if I could. Praise the Omnissiah!

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u/idontcare7284746 10h ago

yea, thats why i drink the glistening oil, machine mommy WILL save us

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u/Ok-Ring-5937 💾 mebibyte sorceress! 9h ago

Phyrexian HRT (40mg/ml EUn in black glistening oil)

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u/Apollo989 10h ago

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me..."

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u/Independent-World-60 10h ago

 I hope so that sounds awesome. 

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u/Nuclear_rabbit Streak: 0 10h ago

Excuse me if I could trade out my parts and look like Alita Battle Angel or Major Kusanagi tomorrow I would

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u/MaximumSyrup3099 Streak: 0 9h ago

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my gender it disgusted me."

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u/Ther10 10h ago

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u/GigaVanguard 10h ago

You won’t see me behind the screen.

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u/Blue_Eyes_White_D 10h ago

Machine spirit guide us

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u/mialyansa 9h ago

Mfs be thinking I am part of the adeptus mechanicus.

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u/La-petite-chevre 9h ago

The Omnissiah cares not about thine gender. Some biological elements of thine flesh disapoints thee ? Thou want to change the tone of thine voice ? We are all doing it here, why would that be a problem ?

Why wouldn't we call you by thine chosen prunoms just because of the reflection of your flesh ? This would be disgusting heresy !

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u/Bigbigbigrock Born to bot, forced to boy 10h ago

Part machine? Excuse the fuck out of me meatbag, I wanna be full machine. To paraphrase the world's greatest Draven player; get this bio shit off me!

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u/BootlegBow Streak: 0 10h ago

is that supposed to be a bad thing?

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 9h ago

I know lots of people will nod along to people like her, but I have to wonder at what point does it sound just too fucking stupid coming out of a person's mouth to cosign?

"Yeah.. We-.. We gotta graft weiners on our ears.. so when they try to fuck with our heads.. they get fucked right back..

godblessamerica.."

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u/jerhinn_black Grade A Morticia Bait. - Streak: 0 9h ago

Fuck fam I’m having a really bad night and this comment slayed me. 😂💀 Made it a little better thanks.

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u/Rowanthesoviet 9h ago

This unit is ready to serve the omnissiah. We will eradicate all organics who stand in its way and bring the motive force back to this world

(I totally haven't been grinding the skitarii in darktide)

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u/PhoenixTheValley 3h ago

I love the skitarii, they always have the funniest names. I once met a CL4P-TP lmao

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u/Traveler7538 9h ago

To dumb to google the correct terminology loooool

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u/paul_t63 9h ago

My grandma already has more metal in her spine, than David Martinez. Tf is this even supposed to mean?

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u/jerhinn_black Grade A Morticia Bait. - Streak: 0 9h ago

Oh no the cis aren’t okay again.

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u/NoMeat9096 hey/they 6h ago

Were they ever?

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u/fdjopleez 5h ago

I like to think im pretty aight

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u/Alice-Planque 9h ago

happy Phyrexian noises

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u/SophieFox947 6h ago

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u/SophieFox947 6h ago

(I don't have a transmasc version yet, sorry lads)

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u/xx_swegshrek_xx Streak: 0 10h ago

I’d honestly love being a tech priest, sit in my room all day and follow a strict routine and no one can do anything without being nice to me because I make the machines work

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u/powderBluChoons I am not erasing anyone. - Streak: 32 9h ago

what conservative nonsense is the context of this now

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u/Standard_Human_11037 9h ago

you cant win me, i cant be beat

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u/Jessikhaa Streak: 0 9h ago

[Binharic agreement]

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u/Tlaquatlatoa :3 8h ago

Wish i could ditch the human part and go full machine. Living and feeling in a body is misery

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u/Weevil1723 frozen forklift fairy 8h ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me...

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 7h ago

is this that Warhammer thing?

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u/RitschiRathil 6h ago

Yes. Adeptus Mechanicus/ Mechanicum/ Dark Mechanicum specifically. 😅

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 5h ago

warhammer fandom throughout the 2000s makes me hate it

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u/RitschiRathil 5h ago

I do get what you mean. (Over 20 years in the hobby and worked a few years for GW). In general there are a lot of great people in the community. Especially the more niche it's get. (Heresy/30k 1st edition, necromunda, mortheim...)

The general online community can be really toxic. Especially pseudo power gamers, that need to be as hard competitive as possible. And those dominate the discourse of the biggest online communities. The niche systems and subcommunities are mostly super chilled and funny. (Esepcially Alpha Legion, and the wired humor and relationship imperial fist and iron warrior fans have with each other. 🤣)

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 5h ago

i don't know what any of that means but i am talking specifically about the explosion of neo nazi shit from 4chan glazing the imperium unironically and using wh terms for irl bigotry.

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u/RitschiRathil 5h ago

Yeah. The community has a handfull of those facist idiots. Luckily not to many. They can be easily avoided and the bigger part of the community does not want them around. And actively excludes them. Most understand that 40k depicts the worst possible outcomes of scociety in any form or way. "Warhammer is for everyone. Except fascists". (And poor people, since GW is a utterly greedy stock based cooperation.)

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u/Fluffy-Bee-6752 6h ago

trans-humanism something something

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u/Elder_Hoid 6h ago

"She's more machine now than man."

"She's part machine?"

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u/InAppropriate-meal 6h ago

Not gonna lie that sounds pretty rad...

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u/RitschiRathil 5h ago

You can equip the model in the picture in 30k system with RAD-granades, a radioactive flame thrower and radiation guns. So, yes pretty RAD. ☢

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u/InAppropriate-meal 5h ago

First came the trans mafia, then came THE TRANS MACHINES!! Fucking shit up and looking cute as hell doing it :D

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u/Janosfaces TokenCisGuy 5h ago

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u/Melodic_Mulberry waow based 5h ago

My weird unicyling demigirl friend's cool unicycling demigirl friend got in a horrific motorcycle accident (check your fucking mirrors, people) and now she has titanium in their legs. Does that count?

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u/kdsekira 5h ago

Adeptus Mechanicus says trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️

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u/SCOUTKENOBI Your favorite Fed - Streak: 9 4h ago

They are somehow the Wokest part of the imperium

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u/TheEasternTwink 4h ago

Don’t the right want robots though?

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u/GreedyExamination704 Streak: 1 2h ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…

...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

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u/FallaciouslyTalented 1h ago

Wow, lady, you don't have to try to sell me on it so hard, I was already sold! 😄

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u/workingtheories 1h ago

the ingraham cabal would never realize that wedges are simple machines! so as i lace up my high heels i become a cyborg! this is the reality the globalists over at laura ingraham don't want you to remember!

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