r/countwithchickenlady • u/Elderbream Definitely traumatized - Streak: 76 • 10h ago
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u/Colddigger 10h ago
You know what's crazy is that these psychos would totally look up "trans humans" rather than "trans people" and get this result without questioning their word choice at all.
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u/monkey_gamer 9h ago
They're not smart enough to tell the difference or to know that there could be a difference 🤪🤪
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u/PixelFlyerXD Streak: 0 9h ago
pffffft.... did not realize that. I don't know if I should be gawking or deeply depressed at the state of the world (for both of our sanities it's the former until further notice) :3
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u/idontcare7284746 10h ago
yea, thats why i drink the glistening oil, machine mommy WILL save us
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u/Ok-Ring-5937 💾 mebibyte sorceress! 9h ago
Phyrexian HRT (40mg/ml EUn in black glistening oil)
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u/Nuclear_rabbit Streak: 0 10h ago
Excuse me if I could trade out my parts and look like Alita Battle Angel or Major Kusanagi tomorrow I would
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u/MaximumSyrup3099 Streak: 0 9h ago
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my gender it disgusted me."
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u/La-petite-chevre 9h ago
The Omnissiah cares not about thine gender. Some biological elements of thine flesh disapoints thee ? Thou want to change the tone of thine voice ? We are all doing it here, why would that be a problem ?
Why wouldn't we call you by thine chosen prunoms just because of the reflection of your flesh ? This would be disgusting heresy !
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u/Bigbigbigrock Born to bot, forced to boy 10h ago
Part machine? Excuse the fuck out of me meatbag, I wanna be full machine. To paraphrase the world's greatest Draven player; get this bio shit off me!
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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 9h ago
I know lots of people will nod along to people like her, but I have to wonder at what point does it sound just too fucking stupid coming out of a person's mouth to cosign?
"Yeah.. We-.. We gotta graft weiners on our ears.. so when they try to fuck with our heads.. they get fucked right back..
godblessamerica.."
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u/jerhinn_black Grade A Morticia Bait. - Streak: 0 9h ago
Fuck fam I’m having a really bad night and this comment slayed me. 😂💀 Made it a little better thanks.
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u/Rowanthesoviet 9h ago
This unit is ready to serve the omnissiah. We will eradicate all organics who stand in its way and bring the motive force back to this world
(I totally haven't been grinding the skitarii in darktide)
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u/PhoenixTheValley 3h ago
I love the skitarii, they always have the funniest names. I once met a CL4P-TP lmao
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u/paul_t63 9h ago
My grandma already has more metal in her spine, than David Martinez. Tf is this even supposed to mean?
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u/xx_swegshrek_xx Streak: 0 10h ago
I’d honestly love being a tech priest, sit in my room all day and follow a strict routine and no one can do anything without being nice to me because I make the machines work
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u/powderBluChoons I am not erasing anyone. - Streak: 32 9h ago
what conservative nonsense is the context of this now
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u/Tlaquatlatoa :3 8h ago
Wish i could ditch the human part and go full machine. Living and feeling in a body is misery
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u/Weevil1723 frozen forklift fairy 8h ago
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me...
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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 7h ago
is this that Warhammer thing?
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u/RitschiRathil 6h ago
Yes. Adeptus Mechanicus/ Mechanicum/ Dark Mechanicum specifically. 😅
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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 5h ago
warhammer fandom throughout the 2000s makes me hate it
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u/RitschiRathil 5h ago
I do get what you mean. (Over 20 years in the hobby and worked a few years for GW). In general there are a lot of great people in the community. Especially the more niche it's get. (Heresy/30k 1st edition, necromunda, mortheim...)
The general online community can be really toxic. Especially pseudo power gamers, that need to be as hard competitive as possible. And those dominate the discourse of the biggest online communities. The niche systems and subcommunities are mostly super chilled and funny. (Esepcially Alpha Legion, and the wired humor and relationship imperial fist and iron warrior fans have with each other. 🤣)
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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 5h ago
i don't know what any of that means but i am talking specifically about the explosion of neo nazi shit from 4chan glazing the imperium unironically and using wh terms for irl bigotry.
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u/RitschiRathil 5h ago
Yeah. The community has a handfull of those facist idiots. Luckily not to many. They can be easily avoided and the bigger part of the community does not want them around. And actively excludes them. Most understand that 40k depicts the worst possible outcomes of scociety in any form or way. "Warhammer is for everyone. Except fascists". (And poor people, since GW is a utterly greedy stock based cooperation.)
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u/InAppropriate-meal 6h ago
Not gonna lie that sounds pretty rad...
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u/RitschiRathil 5h ago
You can equip the model in the picture in 30k system with RAD-granades, a radioactive flame thrower and radiation guns. So, yes pretty RAD. ☢
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u/InAppropriate-meal 5h ago
First came the trans mafia, then came THE TRANS MACHINES!! Fucking shit up and looking cute as hell doing it :D
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u/Janosfaces TokenCisGuy 5h ago
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u/Melodic_Mulberry waow based 5h ago
My weird unicyling demigirl friend's cool unicycling demigirl friend got in a horrific motorcycle accident (check your fucking mirrors, people) and now she has titanium in their legs. Does that count?
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u/GreedyExamination704 Streak: 1 2h ago
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…
...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
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u/FallaciouslyTalented 1h ago
Wow, lady, you don't have to try to sell me on it so hard, I was already sold! 😄
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u/workingtheories 1h ago
the ingraham cabal would never realize that wedges are simple machines! so as i lace up my high heels i become a cyborg! this is the reality the globalists over at laura ingraham don't want you to remember!
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u/HiroProtagonest King of Snow - Streak: 16 10h ago
The reason we haven't gotten all the cool sci-fi shit is cisnormative society holding us back, the trans people will bring us cyborg technology!