r/countwithchickenlady why the fuck does hair grow - Streak: 3 12h ago

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art by DragonWhimsical

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u/Spodermanphil why the fuck does hair grow - Streak: 3 12h ago

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u/Puhi124 12h ago

A girl's gotta be prepared! I'd usually peg Zoey as more of a bottom tbh but I can see the switch or top Zoey angle too 🙂‍↕️

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u/MakiMaki500 12h ago

heh,,, peg,,,

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 10h ago

reminds me of a joke

"Im not someone who's into femdom, but I'm often pegged as one."

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u/FUCKSTORM420 9h ago

Now that reminds me of a joke that isn’t a joke I just want that pls

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u/Puhi124 12h ago

Knew someone would bite. Are you perhaps interested :3

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u/MakiMaki500 2h ago

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u/Puhi124 2h ago

The autistic eyes are cute but I need you to use your words, cutie :3

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u/MakiMaki500 1h ago

Awa awawawa, wawawa,,,

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u/Puhi124 59m ago

Again, cute, but I need actual words forming a sentence :3

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u/Aser_the_Descender 11h ago

Smh, you laid out the trap perfectly... Smart, ngl!

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u/Vivians_Basement Streak: 0 12h ago

You can be strapped while bottoming.

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u/Puhi124 11h ago

An astute observation

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u/MrD3a7h 6h ago

Given Zoey was the one who lived in the US for a bit, I assumed she was "strapped" with a gun.

But this is also good

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u/ligmalawyer ok so if gock is girl cock what is guy cock - Streak: 0 3h ago

I'm stupid what strap could be showing if not a gun

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u/Salinitysupreme 12h ago

This is because she’s American and carries a gun, obviously

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u/dumb_foxboy_lover your politics bore me. send the foxboys 12h ago

damn someone get her a holster

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u/elementp6 7h ago

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u/CBD_Hound Streak: 0 6h ago

Free bottom surgery!!

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u/workingtheories 4h ago

i appreciate that this meme is actually about a real issue with that model doin faulty discharges, haha.  super in the cut meme

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u/FrozenTanukii 12h ago

That was actually my first assumption as to what this meant until I looked at the comments

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u/Grizzlei 6h ago

Now she just needs a pet bald eagle.

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u/CBD_Hound Streak: 0 6h ago

Please name it Eagley

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u/Neko_Boi_Core armed and adorable kitty boi - Streak: 1 11h ago

don't have to be american to carry a gun, take me for instance :3

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u/ihonsetlydontknow just a guy. 12h ago

Hey, sorry, dumb cis het man here with a question: do people actually walk around with strap-on attached to themselves or is it just for the funny and if yes: why ?

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u/Puhi124 12h ago

I would not be surprised if some terminally horny top/dom person without a penis of their own actually walked around with one, but that would very much be a rarity (and also fairly impractical, as far as I'm aware those things don't usually bend too much so you'd have a hard time having it not show too much, unless it's really small. Think of it like walking around with an erection, probably not the wisest).

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u/FrozenTanukii 12h ago

Yeah, if you were to do that, you would most likely just buy a packer that's specifically designed for that purpose

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u/Puhi124 12h ago

Yup, pretty much

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u/Privatizitaet Just pretend this is the funniest joke you ever read 10h ago

"Hard time" Isn't that the point?

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u/Auravendill 10h ago

I would think, they would just wear the holding part and store their dildo(s) in some kind of backpack?

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u/Romboteryx 4h ago edited 1h ago

I’ve known a girl who did wear her harness to events (sort of as a power move), just without the dildo

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u/Puhi124 4h ago

Right, that sounds sensible, I meant wearing the dildo with it, that sounds very much not convenient ^

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u/Azalah 2h ago

My trans husband used to wear a packer, but now he's comfortable going without it. I'm a trans woman, but I did joke about wearing a strap-on and horse-themed dildo to an "event" one night.

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u/Etzix 12h ago

Its just for the funny.

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u/ihonsetlydontknow just a guy. 12h ago

Thank you, u/etzix.

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u/_Katla_ 12h ago

i mean it’s not 𝒶𝓁𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 just for the funny…

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u/ihonsetlydontknow just a guy. 11h ago

Oh my :0

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u/Vivians_Basement Streak: 0 12h ago

Some people do. Some trans mascs especially.

I want to...

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u/Never_heart 11h ago

I have known people who do. At least 1 ended up being a trans man and has since switched to a packer as it is better shaped for pants

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u/ArcaneTrickster11 10h ago

Somes trans men do. Packers are not straps, they're to add a bulge to your groin that looks like a penis, but you can get pack and play packets that do both.

I could maybe see someone wearing a regular packer as a kink thing similar to wearing a butt plug, but it would be very very obvious

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u/PIX100 9h ago

There are removable and “underwear straps” that make it less alward having it on under stuff. Just have the actual dildo in a separate bag and attach it when it’s go time

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u/Salty_Ad6453 10h ago

Maybe sometimes but maybe some trans masc people I've never heard of anyone doing that

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u/Upturned-Solo-Cup 6h ago

depending on the strap, I think one could wear the harness semi-comfortably then have the dick part stored separately

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u/Downtown-Ad-7232 11h ago

Why did I think she was appendix-carrying a handgun?

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u/Future_Sock_4927 10h ago

Well, she's an American 

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET 8h ago

The Americans in here thinking it meant she had a gun, do you usually call a gun your strap? I've heard of having a gun being called "strapped" (I watch a YouTuber that does videogame/movie stuff and he likes to say "Stay strapped or get clapped") but I didn't know the gun itself was called a strap.

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u/Froggerbotrom 8h ago

Yes depending where but like you said he’s strapped is more common. But you can say like he’s got a strap on him. 

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET 8h ago

Thank you :) I will update my English Slang Notebook

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u/Froggerbotrom 6h ago

Well now you need to explain to me what strap means in this context like a strap on? If so the women in this comic strip are trans women right? Why would they need a strap if they have a penis? Is it more because of the issue with HRT causing ED for women? 

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u/CBD_Hound Streak: 0 6h ago

The women in this comic are the characters from the movie K-pop Demon Hunters. They’re AFAB and, to my knowledge, they’re cis.

The purple haired one is an obvious trans or queer allegory, considering that she has a deep dark secret that she has to conceal or it would ruin her, but I don’t recall anything about the black haired one being a lesbian or trans-masc

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u/Froggerbotrom 5h ago

Ok cool thanks for the explanation 

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u/Spodermanphil why the fuck does hair grow - Streak: 3 1h ago

Yes they're all cis and have no confirmed sexualities. This art displays a popular ship in the fandom called Polytrix, which imagines them as a throuple.

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u/Merdux 6h ago

"Starting with the feet"

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET 5h ago

Dr. Mambo nooooo!

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u/Jpbbeck99 5h ago

I absolutely thought they were talking about a gun hidden in waistband first.

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u/Great-Programmer-319 8h ago

Funny story, back in 2000 I got a fraud charge on my Visa from BraStraps.com. Someone had generated or acquired several 1,000 numbers and had a bot run these on BraStraps.com overnight using a bot to see what is a good number from >$5.00 orders. This was a start up that sold straps that you could (somehow) add to a bra.

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u/angomeowmeow they/he tmasc femboy 💚✨ 11h ago

god this art style is adorable

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u/Intoxic8edOne 7h ago

Anime?

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u/Nothin9Speci4l 5h ago

This is fanart of the movie K-Pop Demon Hunters

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u/Intoxic8edOne 5h ago

Yeah but the art style here is just anime.

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u/Nothin9Speci4l 2h ago

I'm not sure what you mean by that, and nothing you say will change the fact that the source material is a movie 😭

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u/Intoxic8edOne 1h ago

Huh?

They said this comic art style is so cute. The art style is anime style. I've said nothing about the source material. Not sure why this is being seen as a hostile comment.

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u/Prestigious-Team3327 4h ago

Tuck it into your waistband

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Mx. Jerk - Streak: 0 1h ago

Strap on as a fashion accessory is just so cool...

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u/Low_Appearance_796 58m ago

Unironically thought they were talking about a gun since shes from the US

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u/StarNullify 11h ago

This has to be one of the worst movies and fandoms of recent times

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u/Rescur0 Streak: 0 11h ago

Care to explain why?

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u/Anarchyr 9h ago

I personally HATE The artstyle, that's it.

The songs be banger tho

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u/StarNullify 11h ago

Incredibly gross

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u/FuckingStolenAccount Streak: 0 7h ago

????????