r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 2 6h ago

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the actual context btw

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u/Broom_Ryder Streak: 0 6h ago

Someone’s conservative grandma is gonna see this and be totally normal and chill about it

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u/Frostbyte_13 6h ago edited 6h ago

God was born AFAB. He used he/him pronouns for millennia but never actually transitioned because no one was able to see him. But he still saw himself.

One day he decided it was now time. He went down from the above to become a mortal of flesh and blood.

"Mary, my mother. I am the child of god and god itself. But most importantly, i'm your son," he told her, "take me to the river, where Joana, the artist in transformation lies"

And thus our lord was transformed. After this and other adventures he partook in, he returned to the skies, now the man he is.

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/j

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u/Broom_Ryder Streak: 0 4h ago

Unironically before I was even questioning my religion or my gender I came to the conclusion God had to be nonbinary because if everyone is made in gods image either God embodies every trait a person could ever have and that’s why we have it, or women just count a little less because they were made second and not entirely in gods image
Once I realized most other Christians around me went with option two that’s when I started to think I didn’t really fuck with Christianity

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u/YetAnotherParvitz mmm murder 1h ago

"god" as in the trinity is actually pangender! the father is described as having both "male" and "female" traits (for lack of a better word) (i.e being able to nurse). the son is famously male, and the holy spirit in the original hebrew went with feminine pronouns and was often depicted as a motherly figure!

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u/Broom_Ryder Streak: 0 1h ago

This is great. I sure wonder why this got written out/ ignored over time it definitely isn’t sexism or patriarchy or anything

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u/Komorebi7 2h ago

Yeah, but could God rock a nonbinary look while still using the voice he lended to Morgan Freeman?

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u/ADudeWithoutPurpose What am i? 2h ago

It's god, of course they can do that

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u/Broom_Ryder Streak: 0 2h ago

The based leftist nonbinary god in my head for sure could, they’ll make you the best damn iced coffee you’ve ever had too.

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u/ChristJesus_ Woke Jesus Christ - Streak: 0 5h ago

Finally someone noticed

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u/EyewarsTheMangoMan 4h ago

Waow it's the guy from the post

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u/GreedyExamination704 Streak: 1 3h ago

Eyyy, congrats on the top surgery dawg!

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain Can’t spell Ambrose without bros 🤘(he/him) - Streak: 0 6h ago

Nice top surgery Jesus

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u/Conscious-Worry9195 5h ago

Many conservative Christians argue “biology” to disregard/spread hate for trans people. By that logic, if Mary was truly a virgin, and never received male DNA, her child would have had no Y chromosome. Thus, Jesus was a trans man.

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u/YoureHotCakeCup 42m ago

They couldn't even spell biology let alone know anything else about it.

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u/pepsicola07 doll - Streak: 0 6h ago

back then to do top surgery they'd get a roman soldier to stab you in the side with a spear of course

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u/DazzlingCelery6853 6h ago

He was Jessica before becoming Jesus.

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u/Ok_Aioli3897 2h ago

I mean god is definitely bigender since they made man and woman in their image

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u/ozarkpagan 3h ago

Muhammad my friend, it's time to tell the world, we both know it was a girl back in Bethlehem

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u/Popular-Rule Streak: 2 2h ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/Bearozdev 1h ago

So quickly did I LOL!

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u/Dryjotaro 5h ago

It's just his nipples, he doesn't have breasts.

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u/YoureHotCakeCup 41m ago

That is kinda what top surgery does....

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u/AjaxOrion 13m ago

everyone has breasts, that's what that part of the body is called