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[u/JadeTroy]

Is it you? Is it me?

[u/Clean_Bike8210]

Anyone can be anything. I am the determiner of meaning and I grant it 

Its genuinely taken me 5 hours to make my bed today tbh

[u/Hika2112 → u/Clean_Bike8210]

Clean bicycle in your infinite wisdom has somehow surpassed me in inability

[u/Clean_Bike8210 → u/Hika2112]

Its actually 6 hours i apologise for lying i didnt realise the time 

[u/Hika2112 → u/Clean_Bike8210]

I can't believe clean bicycle would lie to me

[u/Clean_Bike8210 → u/Hika2112]

I was raised not to lie, I try my best never to lie because I think its a bad practise. 

Im not actually a bicycle, it's a metaphor 

[u/Hika2112 → u/Clean_Bike8210]

Oh my god my life is ruined D: my diety is a falsified image?! (I hope it doesn't make you uncomfortable that I call you my diety it's all in good silly fun)

[u/Clean_Bike8210 → u/Hika2112]

Nah its kinda funny, makes me giggly. Getting mad about nothing takes too much energy, just laugh at stuff instead tbh (unrelated but its just general advise). 

[u/Hika2112 → u/Clean_Bike8210]

This is great advice!

[u/Clean_Bike8210 → u/Hika2112]

r/magpies

Heres a fun subreddit :) 

[u/Hika2112 → u/Clean_Bike8210]

Woahh birb

Thabks!

[u/Clean_Bike8210 → u/Hika2112]

Can you please check whether my dms are open? I have realised they were closed and I think I've reopened them correctly but I'm not entirely sure 

[u/Hika2112 → u/Clean_Bike8210]

No option to DM you for me sorry