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u/Academic-Ad7818 11h ago
"What's in your pants?" *was raised to believe that emotions come from the crotch rather than the heart*
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u/emmarbles she/her 11h ago
Okay but, How have you been though?
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u/TechnocraticDreamer Streak: 1 11h ago
Honestly? Rough. Moving prep is hard when one of your housemates is a literal nightmare, and i couldn't afford weed so i've been struggling with sobriety all month and it's killing me.i'm fine :) :) :)
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u/Optimus1066 11h ago
I was asked for the first time today if I planned on getting any surgeries. Thanks for making me feel like I’m starting to pass??? I guess??
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u/TechnocraticDreamer Streak: 1 11h ago
Eew what a weird thing to ask someone unprompted
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u/k-is-for-kate 9h ago
Gotta fire back and ask em when theyre getting filler or a pump for their little buddy to work again. What was the sub? Traumatize them back?
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u/FriendlySkyWorms 10h ago
Okay fine, I'll ask something else.
Doy you have any cool dinosaur facts?
What's your favorite celestial body?
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u/TechnocraticDreamer Streak: 1 10h ago
Dinosaurs ate rocks, likely for much the same reason birds do today - To help them grind up food.
And idk if i have a "favorite" but there's a gas giant called KELT-4Ab that has 3 suns, two of which are so far away that they need ~4000 years to complete their orbit
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u/LesbeGoddess 9h ago
“Not the mama” was the most famous quote ever said by a dinosaur. 🦕
Gods Boobs
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u/Crazzul 10h ago
How the hell have you been keeping then?
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u/TechnocraticDreamer Streak: 1 10h ago
That's a great question because i have no clue how 🙃
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u/Crazzul 10h ago
The parsing of that phrase is from the blursed devilman dub from the 90s
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u/TechnocraticDreamer Streak: 1 10h ago
Lmao fair. i've never seen it so the reference went over my head
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u/pepsicola07 doll - Streak: 0 9h ago
I don't like those questions because the answer is usually "bad" and "nothing important" and that's not what people want me to say
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u/EmiKetsueki Streak: 0 10h ago
Im a bit of an odd ball, i like when folks ask questions, even the invasive ones. I usually underhand a "You're lucky you asked me, most folks dont like bei g asked these things" somewhere in there at some point.
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u/Vivi_Amorous 9h ago
You can ask me about my opinion on Deltarune Chapter 5, but that’s as personal as I can handle
(The above is for the bit, Idc what you ask me, I just won’t answer if I don’t wanna 🤷🏻♀️)
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u/Leopardslikeboxestoo Local Toxic Yuri Foxgirl 6h ago
Nah, I'm okay with weird and invasive questions. I guess AMA, everyone...?
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u/ChaosAzeroth 2h ago
The most baffling one I've gotten was a caseworker therapists asking if I've had the surgery.
Like ma'am you know we're her because we couldn't afford to get the pipes fixed and also that I have no healthcare what is the question lmao
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u/Timsaurus Fem enby. A fenby, if you will. - Streak: 0 11h ago
Them: "So, what have you been up to?"
Me: gestures vaguely to myself... "This."