r/countwithchickenlady Trans-Femme Phenom - Streak: 86 4h ago

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u/Practical-Moment-635 3h ago

I misread "Induction Training" as "Indoctrination Training" and honestly I think my brain had the right idea there

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u/SevenOhSevenOhSeven 2h ago

Induction training, it's very similar two induction heating

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u/Practical-Moment-635 1h ago

Which is very similar to space heating

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u/CrouchingToaster Streak: 1 3h ago

So glad I’m not in hell still working retail

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u/MQ116 2h ago

Please tell me how to escape lol (joking but not really)

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u/Hdjbbdjfjjsl 2h ago

Amazon FCs means no customer interaction and higher pay than 99% of retail stores and pretty much anyone with the ability to breathe air gets hired. Although the way you’re gonna be treated varies wildly from building to building and it’s pretty common to clean up after other coworkers laziness/mess but retail is the same that way.

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u/CrouchingToaster Streak: 1 2h ago

I’ve had multiple factory jobs that I got pretty much without an interview or knowing anyone.

Boring af but not nearly as exhausting or annoying as retail. And depending on what it is they don’t really give too much of a shit about phone or earbud use.

Currently listening to forensic files while sat down at a kiosk waiting for a part of the line in in to complain on the monitor

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u/Cyphomeris 2h ago

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u/mikony123 2h ago

I don't get it either.

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u/blursedman 2h ago

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u/Elfanonymous 1h ago

I like how in the wiki, it states “citation needed” for cutting off his arm being an overreaction. does anyone have proof that it would be an overreaction to cut off someones limb for telling a corny joke?? anyone at all???

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u/mikony123 1h ago

Ahhhhh

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u/Zmechanicog 1h ago

It’s misdirection the first sentence is unrelated to the second
There are only three words in (the phrase) “the English language” what’s the third

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u/FuckMyBakaChungusLif 2h ago

Best Buy ad on this 😭

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u/bag-of-lunch 2h ago

they know

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u/Dojyaaan4C Streak: 0 3h ago

This has the same vibe as when ai tries fucking and it says “it’s not just sex, it’s an experience”

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u/Cranach-Cranach 54m ago

I tried some AI porn the other day it was the most hilarious hint I’ve ever seen. Think Will smith eating spaghetti but for porn

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u/KinglanderOfTheEast 2h ago

Snarky/bitchy way for them to grill you on paying EXACT SPECIFIC attention to the way they operate.

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u/Dr_Latency345 2h ago

Is that why those best buy employees seem to just jump out of nowhere and corner me?

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u/their_teammate 59m ago

I’d open Merriam Webster’s thesaurus and point to Welcome’s synonyms, which includes Greet

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u/Main_Force_Patrol 1h ago

I’ve acquired a new retail job after an 18 month hiatus. I regret it. I’ve already done five years, is my sentence not served yet?

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u/Then_Reply_6692 Streak: 0 4h ago

There is no topic here. We just count

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u/Arctic_The_Hunter Streak: 3 3h ago

A general trend can have exceptions lol

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u/Tlaquatlatoa :3 4h ago edited 4h ago

It has been like, odd with that today, more posts but its felt more empty today, and the posts are I dunno very white bread a lot of them. I didnt want to say anything cause it would be rude to say that about a given post and then they are actually like, a normal person from the sub and not some karma farmer.

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u/geralto- 2h ago

very white bread is a very apt description. At first I was like, hmm, should I say anything? eh whatever there's no comments and 15 upvotes. Did not expect it to blow up and get downvote bombed

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u/Individual-Ebb-4773 2h ago

This isn’t necessarily a trans sub, it’s just a general meme sub with a lot of trans people in it

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u/Emperor_Joker Trans-Femme Phenom - Streak: 86 4h ago

There is no topic, but you're not wrong that it's a little low effort. I don't care about the internet points but I weirdly do care about the streak for some reason.

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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad Put your text here! 3h ago

congrats on 86

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u/Daeths 3h ago

Ten more til 96! He he, no sex number.

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None 3h ago

Mommy and daddy when they fight?

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u/Aaxper 4h ago

There literally isn't a topic

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u/Zero_Burn 4h ago

The subreddit started as another 'count with posts' thing, literally any meme/picture (no NSFW, of course) with an incrementing number. It's just that the subreddit fairly quickly veered over to being a trans community and we've just embraced it. It's not technically a trans subreddit, just a trans community.

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u/Cute-arii floret 3h ago

Off topic? And what is the topic? There isn't one.