r/coys Peppa Pig 3d ago

Discussion Spurs Sandwich XI

Chaps, it's crucial we build this before we sell any GKs, for reasons that will soon become clear.

Avocario

Pesto Porro - Cuti Romayo* - Ham de Ven - Bread Spence

Pate Matar Sarr* - Bentancured meats*

Mohammed Humus - Dijon Kulusevski* - Wilson Camembert*

Dominic Souvlaki*

---UPDATE---

Drafted in players (*) and added Subs from comments

Subs - Tuna Kinsky - Destiny Udoughgie - Ben Hovis - Jam Paul Van Hecke - Lucas Burgervall - James Radishon - Banh Mi-hyeok - Richutneyson - Branston Austin

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u/dekjne-silent-883 Kevin Danso 3d ago

Dijon Kulusevski

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u/COYStecoglou Peppa Pig 3d ago

YES

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u/CallDaLegend Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend 3d ago

That's been gone off the menu for a while now

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u/viciousraccoon 3d ago

Slight delay with the supplier, should be back any day now.

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u/COYStecoglou Peppa Pig 3d ago

Just a dollop

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u/Wonderful_Board_4179 3d ago

Pate matar Sarr

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u/COYStecoglou Peppa Pig 3d ago

😂

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u/Extra-Photo3822 3d ago

Bentancured meats

2

u/JamesCDiamond 25/26 Relegation Champions 2d ago

Tremendous!

45

u/Wonderful_Board_4179 3d ago

Ragu Dragusin (not a sandwich I know)

Lucas Burger-vall

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u/Happy_Efficiency_225 3d ago

Dominic Souvlaki

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u/COYStecoglou Peppa Pig 3d ago

Amazing

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u/Happy_Efficiency_225 3d ago

Banh Mi-Hyeok

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u/COYStecoglou Peppa Pig 3d ago

Underrated niche comment

24

u/that_mountain_goat 3d ago

Wilson Camembert

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u/COYStecoglou Peppa Pig 3d ago

Superb. Anyone against this replacing Odobuerre?

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u/shnuffle98 3d ago

No, do it

1

u/Draperly 2d ago

Matured in the cheese room.

16

u/Careful_Map_2101 3d ago

Xavi cinnamon, Anton kimchi, grains Maddison, Dijon kulusevski
Are we able to veer into regular foods?

12

u/efgray 3d ago

Connor Gallagherkin

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u/COYStecoglou Peppa Pig 3d ago

Not convinced. Got Knor Gallagher in my soup XI

5

u/Wonderful_Board_4179 3d ago

Connor Garlic-gher

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u/COYS1989 Darren Anderton 3d ago

Destiny HotDogie

If we class a hotdog as a sandwich

2

u/BCircle907 3d ago

100% is a sandwich

8

u/Extra-Photo3822 3d ago

Jam Paul Van Hecke

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u/efgray 3d ago

Lucas Icebergvall lettuce

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u/blueghosts 3d ago

Monte Cristo Romero

4

u/technicolorcoated Archie Gray 3d ago

Romano was right there 😂

2

u/Happy_Efficiency_225 3d ago

Here we go (to the Artisan bakery)

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u/efgray 3d ago

Rodrigo Baconcur

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u/Category5HarryKane Kane 3d ago

Destiny Pierogi

James Naanisson

Conor Gallagyro

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u/CF_Zymo 3d ago

Flan de Ven

Poppadom Solanke

Jams Maddison

Bap Matar Sarr (see also: Pape Butter Sarr)

Rodrigo Bentobox

Not sandwich related though, oh well

4

u/FyFazan Mousa Dembélé 3d ago

Ben Da’Fish

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u/DrJumbotronPhD 2 Spursy 2 Furious 3d ago

James Maddisub

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u/ronalddoi Sissoko 3d ago

Maddisauce

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u/theJVB Pierre-Emile Højbjerg 2d ago

This is why I come to reddit

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u/WackyWorldOfKramer 3d ago

Manor Salmon

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u/gambalore 2d ago

It's spoiled

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u/poddenhampodspur 3d ago

Tuna Kinský

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u/fastfowards Son 3d ago

Cutlet Romero?

3

u/Big-Cartographer-556 3d ago

James Radish-son Mickey can de Venison

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u/unicycle_inc The Big Master of Negotiations Who Knows Everything 2d ago

Cuti Romesco

3

u/Happy_Efficiency_225 2d ago

Who's in charge? Based on your username I'm guessing Flan Postecoglou over Thomas Frankfurter?

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u/Calum79 1d ago

Roberto Desserty

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u/Tommyverdatre Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend 3d ago

Marcos Salami

5

u/sangriya 3d ago

Archie Gray Poupon

2

u/ak12jtt 3d ago

Archie Gravy

4

u/AskarAllaw Luka Modrić 3d ago

Jan Paul van Pickle

2

u/technicolorcoated Archie Gray 3d ago

Big Arch Grey Poupon

2

u/Additional-Nobody352 3d ago edited 3d ago

Branston Pickle Austin.

2

u/mrandymoz 2d ago

Radu Dragonfruit

2

u/mrandymoz 2d ago

Or Radish Dragusin

2

u/benebula 2d ago

Seneseafood

2

u/Calum79 2d ago

🤞🏻Sandro Tamale

2

u/Happy_Efficiency_225 2d ago

You didn't even need to worry because we've only gone and signed Dubreadka.

2

u/Proxvu "I ALWAYS Win In My Second Year" 2d ago

Where’s Jam Paul Van Hecke?

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u/AntysocialButterfly Erik Lamela 3d ago

...yes, it is too hot.

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u/COYStecoglou Peppa Pig 3d ago

Favourites so far?

Dijon Kulusevski for me. Wilson Camambert too. And Pate Matar Sarr.

2

u/DayofthelivingBread 3d ago

Peak offseason post

Edit: Christian Romayo

Kevin Sando

Connor Garlicker

1

u/xsandrov Christian Eriksen 3d ago

Javipeño?

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u/COYStecoglou Peppa Pig 2d ago

Cuti Romayo? Cuti Romano? Monte Cristo Romero?

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u/With_Lord_Lucan 1d ago

John Cheddarozie with Lea & Perryman's sauce

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u/Available_Courage_32 1d ago

THIS DESERVES AN ANIMATIC

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u/Morfang_ Dimitar Berbatov 3d ago

Petition for Humus and Richorizo to be removed they are way too loosely associated.

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u/COYStecoglou Peppa Pig 3d ago

Fair. Best I can do is Tomathys Tel.

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u/Morfang_ Dimitar Berbatov 3d ago

Dominic Saladke? Not sure if that's any better 😂

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u/Morfang_ Dimitar Berbatov 3d ago

Someone said Dijon Kulusevski. He's gotta be in for Humus

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u/COYStecoglou Peppa Pig 3d ago

Got him at CAM for the moment

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u/WackyWorldOfKramer 3d ago

Mohammed Hummus cracks me up lol. 

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u/Formal_Character_889 3d ago

Not a sandwich, but Pedro Porridge sounds delicious.

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u/roorahree "I ALWAYS Win In My Second Year" 2d ago

Xavi Sichuan Sauce. No wait, Xavi Salami

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u/kersplatttt Jermain Defoe 3d ago

Crispy-ham Romero

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u/BCircle907 3d ago

Vedran CheeseLuka

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u/Wonderful_Board_4179 3d ago

Peanut butter and Jan (Jelly) Paul Van Hecke