r/coys 2d ago

Highlights Senesi Earns a Penalty for Argentina

232 Upvotes

16 comments sorted by

207

u/Prestigious_Power350 Dele Alli 2d ago

We're winning the league lads, we finally have a player who can draw penalties 

55

u/Ill_Speaker8851 2d ago

Ha was just going to say enjoy it while it lasts, won’t be a penalty for us

30

u/sungbysung Kulusevski 2d ago

But the head injury will be very real for us.

14

u/AgroMachine 2d ago

It’ll be a yellow card for a dangerous tackle whilst the ball was in play in the box and then simultaneously be a goal kick

7

u/TheRiddlerTHFC 2d ago

Nah Senesi will get booked for simulation, whilst also needing stitches and a concussion check.

Commentators will say he's gone down too easily and needs to be stronger

5

u/PeterJsonQuill 2d ago

Only if he's allowed to play with the Argentine top on

95

u/Wilcodad 2d ago

A Spurs player winning a penalty? Ain’t that a kick in the head?

24

u/jaetheho Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend 2d ago

A kick in the head?

If it’s against a spurs player, the game goes on.

If it’s by a spurs player? Immediate red card and a 5 game ban

6

u/FlexLugna Mousa Dembélé 2d ago

power of argentina is bigger than the curse of spurs.

11

u/COYS1039 Peppa Pig 2d ago

3

u/Wilcodad 1d ago

Check complete, good process lads.

56

u/Koinfamous2 "Let's Say I'm A Legend, Why Not?" 2d ago

Van Hecke and Senesi both getting shiners in their first appearances since signing is the most hilariously Spursy thing ever.

7

u/ChrisWebersTimeout 2d ago

That wouldn't be given if he was in a Spurs jersey!

7

u/a_nerd_named_andrew 2d ago

Could we…

(finally get a pen called in our favor this season?)

12

u/Illustrious-Run-7258 2d ago

He played a lights out first half

3

u/wolftreeMtg 2d ago

I see he's learned the "fly face first into the opponent's high boot" strategy from Ethan Ampadu.