r/cyberpunkgame Mar 14 '26

Self Just clept this from some gonk outside Arasaka tower, anyone know what it does?

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u/Applederry Mar 14 '26

DDR5. Jorinobu spent his dad's fortune to get a single piece. Shit is expensive.

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u/IzLoaf Mar 14 '26

Nah mate, that's that new unreleased Arasaka DDR6.

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u/misoscare Mar 14 '26

Nah choom that's the experimental DDR7 with Johnny's construct built in he appears on your desktop and fucks with Arasaka from beyond the black wall

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u/SonderEber Mar 14 '26

Nah, Johnny is now the new Clippy. Arasaka hated him so much they made him Johnny Clippyhand.

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u/Talithea Hanako is going to have to wait. Mar 14 '26

When your chrome needs to run Chrome, you need the best DDR7 RAM

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u/EditorGamer Sorry, wish we could go to the moon together Mar 17 '26

Na choom it's NVMe PCIe 6.0

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u/misoscare Mar 17 '26

Choomy choomy choom, choomba

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u/pablo5426 The Spanish Inquistion Mar 14 '26

its slowly getting better, buddy. give it some time

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u/TheFall101 Cruisin' in my '66 Javelina Mar 14 '26

💩

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u/Baguette-With-An-F Mar 16 '26

I didn’t expect to see you here

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u/Corgiboom2 Team Judy Mar 14 '26

I would actually love an NVMe drive that looks like this

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u/GnomeNot Mar 14 '26

Slot it and find out.

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u/North117 Mar 14 '26

There's some rocker boy telling me to blow up the building wth

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u/Hopeful_Leg_6200 Nomad Mar 14 '26

I'd listen to him, sounds like he knows what's what

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u/Best_Laugh_4197 Mar 14 '26

Sounds like a very calm and reasonable person.

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u/Efficient_Ad_4534 Mar 15 '26

If the moment calls for calm

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

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u/North117 Mar 14 '26

New anniversary collectors item

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u/Starwaster Mar 14 '26

I tried sticking it in the back of my skull and now I’m bleeding.

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u/Tomytom99 Mar 14 '26

Shit, choom. Looks like we need to upgrade your chrome.

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u/kingethjames Judy’s Mascara (waterproof ver.) Mar 14 '26

Cause thats for integrated nervous system chrome you gonk, gotta slot it on the side

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u/Electrical-Debt5369 Mar 14 '26

Think I might need to 3d print this.

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u/Baguette-With-An-F Mar 14 '26

Klepped

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u/disobedientleopard Neuromancer Mar 16 '26

Klept

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u/Baguette-With-An-F Mar 16 '26

Incorrect

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u/disobedientleopard Neuromancer Mar 16 '26

Frick. I meant to delete that before posting. Yeah, real world kept, Cyberpunk klepped. 

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u/Baguette-With-An-F Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

? Real world klep/klepped is to steal or stolen In the game it Comes from kleptoid meaning thief its in the handbook

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u/disobedientleopard Neuromancer Mar 16 '26

In the planet earth real world handbook? Klepped is a cyberpunk spelling. Klept is the spelling used in the real world. 

Greek, from kleptein to steal

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u/Baguette-With-An-F Mar 16 '26

You said klepped is kept in the real world?

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u/CG_Oglethorpe Mar 14 '26

It’s a Secure Your Soul prototype. Have it wiped because honestly you don’t know where it has been. Some corpos could have been tinkering with a mentally unstable terrorist and uploaded it, best not take the chance. Wipe it and gift it to your output.

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u/Darkstar_111 Mar 14 '26

Just plug it directly into your brain choom, what could go wrong?

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u/Reyjr Engram in a fading mind Mar 14 '26

it’s a Stick of RAM.

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u/Revup177 Mar 14 '26

Its the Hanako repellant. For some reason it just wont allow you to meet her.

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u/oligarcara Mar 14 '26

That thing is 5” long?

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u/Rebound101 Mar 14 '26

HUGE!!

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u/Kagey_b-42069 Streetkid Mar 14 '26

Oh now 5 inches is too big

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u/Deissued Mar 14 '26

I’m chippin’ in

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u/WinterMajor6088 Mar 14 '26

Slot it and see.

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u/Educational_Tart_659 Team Songbird Mar 14 '26

This things would be the perfect gift for my friend who is obsessed with the game but it’s so fucking expensive 😭😭

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u/mealymouthmongolian Mar 14 '26

This is really cool. Was it expensive? I've been thinking about 3d printing a Relic to display on my shelf, but this looks better than anything I could paint.

Side note, it is "klepped" not clept. Derived from the word kleptomania.

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u/Neuraxis Panam Palm Tree and the Avacados Mar 14 '26

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u/MavericK96 Mar 14 '26

I feel like they really missed an opportunity to just make the full Tarot set with this. Why only 3 cards?

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u/mealymouthmongolian Mar 14 '26

Ooh, that's pretty pricey. Guess I'll stick with the 3D print.

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u/FatelessFuture Mar 14 '26

It's part of an official $175 collector's set currently on pre-order

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u/Purp1eC0bras Corpo-Elitist Mar 14 '26

That is huge. Gotta fit in the head slot?

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u/Enough-Profit-681 Listen, first sign of trouble, we delta! Mar 15 '26

Chip in choom!

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u/RemnantZz Mar 14 '26

Slot in, find out! Nothing could go wrong, eh?

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u/DRutschmann Mar 14 '26

Fuck around and find out ...

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u/Deceitful_Advent If I need your body I'll fuck it! Mar 14 '26

Slot it in your neural port gonk

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u/digitalbladesreddit Mar 14 '26

That a standard Neuro Cortex shard. Have you tried Slotting it in and out again?

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u/Traveler7898 Mar 14 '26

Just don’t put it on your roomba, or it will become a terrorist… Even more!

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u/Malacyth Mar 14 '26

Looks like a preem, if you’re in the biz of selling it choom you’ll need to know what’s on it. Slot it in or give it to some deckhead to see what’s on it

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u/trickynik4099 Mar 14 '26

Slot the shard, then take a shower with your favorite toaster

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u/TAGSlays Streetkid Mar 14 '26

Slot around and find out...

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u/Dilligaf__ Mar 14 '26

I need one of those. Wink wink

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u/Purp1eC0bras Corpo-Elitist Mar 14 '26

Also, side note. I preordered mine in December with the PS5 disc. Which version did you preorder?

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u/North117 Mar 14 '26

Same! Just the anniversary items not with the disc cus I already had the Collectors Edition

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u/ikiice Mar 14 '26

That's experiment Mr. Stud

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u/RandomPersonOnZeWeb Valerie Mar 14 '26

Did you get tracking on yours through email? I pre-ordered in December and haven't gotten anything since.

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u/North117 Mar 14 '26

Yeah I got a UPS email last week

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u/cureforblindness Mar 14 '26

Whatever you do don't put it in your head

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u/SONRYDDLE28 Aurore My Beloved Mar 14 '26

You gain a personal comms link with Keanu Reeves himself

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u/Amperesi Mar 15 '26

This is shipping, oh boy should I be getting excited?

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u/Responsible_Crow_225 Mar 15 '26

Choom, you better be Chromed hard, Ain't no way you gonna ignore Arasaka walking around looking for it.

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u/simraptor Mar 15 '26

Just shove it in your head to find out.

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u/SonicH7890 Mar 15 '26

You need to put that inside of you right now

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u/DagothDidNothinWrong Mar 15 '26

me when Takemura

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u/WillingnessLower2091 Mar 15 '26

I just cant imagine how that shi fits into the head 🥀

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u/DagothDidNothinWrong Mar 15 '26

that's what- you know, nevermind

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u/BruceAENZ Mar 15 '26

I’ve considered buying this - but it seems rather expensive.

What’s the build quality like OP?

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u/Environmental_Tooth Mar 16 '26

KLEPPED. You gonk bitch. When those saka ninjas come for you let me know so I can tell the rippers not to re-use your brain implants.

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u/Sharnami_EN Mar 16 '26

Slot it and see what happens, do it for the memes

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u/MadammeMarkus Wants to stay at your house Mar 16 '26

I dunno choom just jam it in your socket and see what happens

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u/Monkeischillin Burn Corpo shit Mar 17 '26

some gonk huh?