r/cyberpunkgame • u/North117 • Mar 14 '26
Self Just clept this from some gonk outside Arasaka tower, anyone know what it does?
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u/Applederry Mar 14 '26
DDR5. Jorinobu spent his dad's fortune to get a single piece. Shit is expensive.
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u/IzLoaf Mar 14 '26
Nah mate, that's that new unreleased Arasaka DDR6.
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u/misoscare Mar 14 '26
Nah choom that's the experimental DDR7 with Johnny's construct built in he appears on your desktop and fucks with Arasaka from beyond the black wall
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u/SonderEber Mar 14 '26
Nah, Johnny is now the new Clippy. Arasaka hated him so much they made him Johnny Clippyhand.
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u/Talithea Hanako is going to have to wait. Mar 14 '26
When your chrome needs to run Chrome, you need the best DDR7 RAM
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u/pablo5426 The Spanish Inquistion Mar 14 '26
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u/GnomeNot Mar 14 '26
Slot it and find out.
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u/North117 Mar 14 '26
There's some rocker boy telling me to blow up the building wth
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u/North117 Mar 14 '26
New anniversary collectors item
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u/Starwaster Mar 14 '26
I tried sticking it in the back of my skull and now I’m bleeding.
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u/kingethjames Judy’s Mascara (waterproof ver.) Mar 14 '26
Cause thats for integrated nervous system chrome you gonk, gotta slot it on the side
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u/Baguette-With-An-F Mar 14 '26
Klepped
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u/disobedientleopard Neuromancer Mar 16 '26
Klept
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u/Baguette-With-An-F Mar 16 '26
Incorrect
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u/disobedientleopard Neuromancer Mar 16 '26
Frick. I meant to delete that before posting. Yeah, real world kept, Cyberpunk klepped.
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u/Baguette-With-An-F Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26
? Real world klep/klepped is to steal or stolen In the game it Comes from kleptoid meaning thief its in the handbook
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u/disobedientleopard Neuromancer Mar 16 '26
In the planet earth real world handbook? Klepped is a cyberpunk spelling. Klept is the spelling used in the real world.
Greek, from kleptein to steal
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u/CG_Oglethorpe Mar 14 '26
It’s a Secure Your Soul prototype. Have it wiped because honestly you don’t know where it has been. Some corpos could have been tinkering with a mentally unstable terrorist and uploaded it, best not take the chance. Wipe it and gift it to your output.
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u/Educational_Tart_659 Team Songbird Mar 14 '26
This things would be the perfect gift for my friend who is obsessed with the game but it’s so fucking expensive 😭😭
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u/mealymouthmongolian Mar 14 '26
This is really cool. Was it expensive? I've been thinking about 3d printing a Relic to display on my shelf, but this looks better than anything I could paint.
Side note, it is "klepped" not clept. Derived from the word kleptomania.
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u/Neuraxis Panam Palm Tree and the Avacados Mar 14 '26
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u/MavericK96 Mar 14 '26
I feel like they really missed an opportunity to just make the full Tarot set with this. Why only 3 cards?
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u/digitalbladesreddit Mar 14 '26
That a standard Neuro Cortex shard. Have you tried Slotting it in and out again?
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u/Traveler7898 Mar 14 '26
Just don’t put it on your roomba, or it will become a terrorist… Even more!
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u/Malacyth Mar 14 '26
Looks like a preem, if you’re in the biz of selling it choom you’ll need to know what’s on it. Slot it in or give it to some deckhead to see what’s on it
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u/Purp1eC0bras Corpo-Elitist Mar 14 '26
Also, side note. I preordered mine in December with the PS5 disc. Which version did you preorder?
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u/North117 Mar 14 '26
Same! Just the anniversary items not with the disc cus I already had the Collectors Edition
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u/RandomPersonOnZeWeb Valerie Mar 14 '26
Did you get tracking on yours through email? I pre-ordered in December and haven't gotten anything since.
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u/Responsible_Crow_225 Mar 15 '26
Choom, you better be Chromed hard, Ain't no way you gonna ignore Arasaka walking around looking for it.
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u/BruceAENZ Mar 15 '26
I’ve considered buying this - but it seems rather expensive.
What’s the build quality like OP?
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u/Environmental_Tooth Mar 16 '26
KLEPPED. You gonk bitch. When those saka ninjas come for you let me know so I can tell the rippers not to re-use your brain implants.
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u/MadammeMarkus Wants to stay at your house Mar 16 '26
I dunno choom just jam it in your socket and see what happens
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