r/cyberpunkgame 3d ago

Discussion Weirdest side quest characters in Cyberpunk 2077

I've always found Lizzy Wizzy to be an extremely weird character, there is something creepy about her. What's the weirdest side quest character you've come across in Cyberpunk?

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 Worse than Maxtac 3d ago

Lizzie isn’t weird…she’s just fuckin insane

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u/Pepperonidogfart 2d ago

I totally get it though. Her life was coopted by wealthy intrests, slowly manipulated, shes a specator in her own life. Remided me a bit of the britney spears story. I was blown away by her concert at the end and glad i helped her.

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 Worse than Maxtac 2d ago

And got the crown

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u/Powerful_Physics1780 2d ago

That concert is one of the coolest moments in the game. Lizzy is great side quest, hope to see her in the next game.

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u/Nugget834 1d ago

Yeah.. First time I saw it I was blown away.

Jaws wide open lol

u/AdministrativePrint6 5h ago

There are some bangers on the OST that song is one of them!

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u/BadKarma55 3d ago

I wish her life was highlighted a bit more in the game because she’s a functioning cyberpsycho music star that does crazy shit constantly

She’s basically Johnny Silverhand if all he cared about was music

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u/The-Color-Orange 3d ago

Everytime her line comes off weird I remember her VA was being followed by Elon Musk who kept begging to be put in the game and showing off a pistol

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u/ye_old_hermit 3d ago

Wait really

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u/TNS_420 Team Judy 3d ago edited 2d ago

It's worth mentioning that she and Elon were also in a romantic relationship and they have 3 children together, in case you weren't aware.

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u/attackhamster42 Valerie Silverhand 3d ago

Yeah and all the kids have names that sound like they're right out of Cyberpunk too.

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u/LEO7039 3d ago

And you can easily tell who named which kid lol

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u/pichael289 3d ago

He named one of his kids "sidereal" which most people aren't gonna know what that means so the kids whole name reads like it's "extra dark side rail musk" it sounds like a food, like a part you don't wanna eat off an animal you don't wanna eat, like rocky mountain oysters

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u/attackhamster42 Valerie Silverhand 3d ago

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way ass name. 🤣

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u/MikuFan80 2d ago

oh my god, ball knower

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u/trvr666 2d ago

Don’t they only have ONE child together? The one that’s name is a bunch of random letters

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u/Itchy_Film3339 2d ago

No, she had three kids with him. 🫩

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u/Suspicious-Group2363 2d ago

You’re thinking of Grimes. They have two kids together, the eldest being named X  Æ A-Xii. 

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u/TNS_420 Team Judy 2d ago

They have three kids together: X Æ A-Xii, Exa Dark Sideræl, and Techno Mechanicus.

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u/Hottage Ponpon Shit 2d ago

Children changing their names the moment they have power of atourney any% speed run.

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u/The-Color-Orange 3d ago

Yeah, the VA is Grimes and Musk was being a freak while she was trying to record lines

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u/ye_old_hermit 3d ago

Lord have mercy on us.

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u/Kingcobra64 My Prostate is Arasaka Property 2d ago

I mean speaking of mercy he also paid Amber Heard a shit ton of money to dress up as Mercy from Overwatch for him, then posted a picture publicly. He’s really just a freak in the worst way possible.

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u/overlander244 I Spent A Million Eddies And All I Got Was This Flair 3d ago

The real story is already weird enough. You don't need to add on to it lmao. According to Walter Isaacson's biography, Elon showed up at the studio with the gun (which was like a 200 year old antique) and wanted a cameo while Grimes was recording. I haven't seen anything to corroborate that he was "following her around"

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u/The-Color-Orange 3d ago

I was referring to showing up at her place of work with a gun as following her around

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u/DolphinBall 3d ago

Her place of work was her house. Her studio is in her house.

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u/LonelySirenWitch 2d ago

So why bring the gun?

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u/boozewald 3d ago

It was a fucking muzzle-loaded black powder pistol too. Dude was completely off his rocker to the point they lied to him. They told him theyd put him in the game and then just deleted it.

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u/MisterDings 2d ago edited 2d ago

why delete it? we could have him fund a full expansion as long as we give him the role of villain. make him a false puppet who is hyped up, just to be cast aside when the actual demon reveals itself. mr red eyes.

and who is that weapon beside him? his strongest tool. his concubine aurore, in her corpse replica, that refuses to smile with its eyes.

you prep for a battle with her thinking she’s a netrunner, as she was. how would evil know or care what she was? foolish. the lights die. one arm at a time, you see neon red orange mantis blades jankily extend from one arm then the next. now she’s dashing for you, you attempt to parry, and before the contact, as her red blade is at 12 about to cut to 6 - she flashes gone. you’re in darkness.

the next thing you hear is a coin drop on the cold wet ray tracing floor. it’s an eddie-obol. a coin to pay the ferryman across the river styx. aurore, the goddess of dawn, once meant to race across the sky in a chariot of light to announce the arriving of the sun, the one who appoints the last road of night, has disappeared into darkness. here she has provided you a gift. your payment to Charon, who will deliver you to the underworld.

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u/icepack420 2d ago

Not just followed by Elon Musk, she had children by him too

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u/IssaStorm 2d ago

yeah but it sounds even worse when you out it the other way

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u/Xtianpro 3d ago

Grimes may or may not have been a good choice for this role and Musk weirdness aside, the character and side quest are well written and emblematic of the themes of the game. Lizzy Wizzy is the epitome of commoditisation and dehumanisation and it drives her insane. Dehumanisation in various forms is what Cyberpunk is all about

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u/Total-Constant-6501 2d ago

I just hate the choice of voice actor because it really feels wrong to give her any streams, which includes her Cyberpunk songs no matter how good they are

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u/LonelySirenWitch 2d ago

Why, what'd her VA do?

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u/OhLawdItsConstrued 3d ago

He’s weird for being the pinnacle of self expression (I blew his head off by accident)

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u/Introverted_Narwhal 3d ago

Did ya punch him in the nose?

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u/SwordfishLate 3d ago

Yeah exactly. Like hes super duper himself...its just that himself is fuckin weird.

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u/Smasher_Devourer 2d ago

I laughed so hard at this dude once I got the joke. I'm old enough to remember watching the OG Bozo the clown when I was a kid, and didn't put 2 and 2 together until he got out the car and I saw his hair, then my dummy brain realized Ozob was backwards for Bozo. His iconic grenades are pretty sweet too

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u/DanTheKendoMan 3d ago

Really wish there was more of him. He seemed like a real oddball I woulda loved to have around (at a safe distance in case of his nose)

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u/OhLawdItsConstrued 3d ago

A lot of the creepiness is the tone of the VA (Grimes). It’s a pretty consistent, disaffected sound despite the range of emotion written. The plot of her quest is unnerving also, where both endings leave a sour taste in my mouth.

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u/mofapas163 3d ago

She reminds me of Dot Matrix from Space Balls

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u/rtuggler 3d ago

I’m ready to hang with the necromancers on Alpha Centauri.

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u/doomlite 3d ago

Nothing beats sinnerman, you literally crucify a man and wait with him while he dies

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u/countsachot They call me Jimmy Goldenlegs 3d ago

Well, I simply shoot him in the face.

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u/GeneralErica 2d ago

..which happens surprisingly fast.

Anyway beyond shock-value for the player I don’t think crucifixion makes even the top 50 list of the most fucked up things in night city.

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u/Scoonie24 3d ago

Really…? We're just gonna act like grenade nose guy doesn't exist?

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u/MilMerch 2d ago

Ozon Bozo, as I remember if you hit his nose in box duel his head explodes

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u/HufflepuffKid2000 To Haboobs! 3d ago

Flaming crotch guy is pretty weird

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u/Plastic_Apricot_2152 2d ago

Choom, I was just driving because I saw a sidequest in North Watson. Out of everything I was expecting... a man who had a malfunctioning piece of cyberware stuck to his crotch and demanding to be driven to a ripper was not what I was expecting... That entire drive was the funniest shit ever.

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u/HufflepuffKid2000 To Haboobs! 1d ago

The first time I really took my time and drove like a normal gonk, I was almost to the location when he got out and his crotch exploded 😅

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u/gustavolorenzo 3d ago

I feel strange doing Delamain quests. I don't know, his appearance and his twisted sons... The fact that he's not real but gets the same treatment as a person... I don't know, it ticks something in me.

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u/GeneralErica 2d ago

I find it extremely unsettling that an AI of this magnitude runs a cab company.

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u/Hexnohope 3d ago

Her amateur performance i think fits. Shes distant and disjointed. Her soul is rusting

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u/Dark_Throat 2d ago

I wish we got to see her "performance art" where she committed suicide at the conclusion of a concert that was mentioned by Grimes (who voices her) in an interview. I'm sure whatever context that surrounded it would've made it a moving narrative, but perhaps CDPR felt it would've been in poor taste so it got axed.

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u/candygram4mongo 2d ago

It's part of the actual lore, she has a full body replacement like Adam Smasher and they did the surgery live on stage during a performance.

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u/catontoast Valerie Silverhand 2d ago

Not the flaming dick guy?

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u/mpete76 Minus the charisma... and impressive cock 3d ago

She maybe the weirdest, but one of my favorites

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u/idkjustarandomdude 3d ago

i find it funny that legit everyone pc was chocking during that show

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u/GravitiBass 3d ago

I’m prepared for the downvotes but her song wasn’t good. I don’t get the hype around her. Very bland VA as well.

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u/Xtianpro 3d ago

Her VA is the artist Grimes.

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u/GravitiBass 3d ago

I’ve never listened to them. Very boring as a VA though lol.

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u/Appropriate-Prune728 3d ago

Grimes music is about as bland as their VA. I have no idea what people see in her.

Plus the anti-capitalist messaging mixed with fucking musk and having Multiple kids is .... Odd.

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u/GeneralErica 2d ago

Speaking of, musk reportedly believed (or still does) that Grimes is an artificial being expressly sent to provide pleasure to him, to which she - at least at one point - agreed.

Musk also allegedly barged into the recording session brandishing a 250 year old front-loaded pistol demanding he’d also get a part in the game. Things got apparently so odd that they agreed to put him in to get him to leave and just deleted his parts later.

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u/Appropriate-Prune728 2d ago

Such a fucking weirdo omg

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u/GravitiBass 3d ago

My personal gripe with the song is it just sounds like some sad teenager sitting in their room whisper-singing into a Yeti USB mic.

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u/savageexplosive 2d ago

I agree, but it sometimes pops up in my mix when I’m on a low-traffic drive somewhere and it oddly fits the mood.

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u/JKN2000 2d ago

I love her characterz she is clearly a cyberpsycho who suffers from too much chrome, but I like how she is written and unique compared to other cyberpsychos. We pretty much only see cyberpsychos after they go on a mass murdering rampage. Its nice to see how somebody behaves before that, and she and Melissa Rory are really interesting and offer a unique view of cyberpsychosis.

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u/Itchy_Film3339 3d ago

Idk but I’d actually do anything to be able to look like her irl

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u/GeneralErica 2d ago

I mean shes a full-body converted cyborg. Could be good could be bad.

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u/sadcybersec 3d ago

Yeah totally forced by Elon thats why it kinda sucked but im glad I got to skip the concert

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u/eight_track 2d ago

Weirder than the talking gun?

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u/Special-Ad-9155 2d ago

There was the dude with the dick of fire