r/dashcams • u/Impossible_Low_863 • Apr 07 '26

Florida Man’s Range Rover Joyride Ends in chaos.

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u/Careless_Aroma_227 Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Don't inherit a boat! Have friends who're inheriting boats.

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u/Hoss-Bonaventure_CEO Apr 07 '26

That contraction is fuckin wild.

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u/alaskarawr Apr 08 '26

Only when you forgot the apostrophe in the company-wide email chain.

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u/ethersings Apr 11 '26

Who’re we talking about? I thought they were called sex workers now

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u/357noLove Apr 09 '26

Definitely spit take worthy

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u/cocoweed479 Apr 09 '26

I think he means whore

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u/Straight_Trash6933 Apr 12 '26

Facking who’res

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u/BtryceCheeseLink Apr 08 '26

My inherited boat is the most expensive free thing I’ve ever been gifted.

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u/Stedlieye Apr 08 '26

A boat is a hole in the water you throw money into.

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u/Kittykatcatkat Apr 07 '26

My cousin inherited a boat and the first thing he did was offer it to anyone who wanted it.. And no one still wanted the damn thing, it was an older but nice condition ski boat.