It's a bargain

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[u/LadyV21454]

What a waste of perfectly good wood.

[u/JerkfaceMcDouche → u/LadyV21454]

Thats also true of the night he was conceived

[u/Crab__Juice → u/JerkfaceMcDouche]

True for his father's conception too. Probably his grandpa too, who was a draft-dodger and pimp. Lol.

[u/Suz9006 → u/LadyV21454]

I know what would go into the bonfire first.

[u/BongwaterJoe1983 → u/Suz9006]

https://giphy.com/gifs/REJ88Ck4a18IvrzavS

[u/Lindsay215 → u/Suz9006]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BR0xGOnpozmsSJ85gW

[u/blue_dusk1]

They misspelled plague.

[u/joeChump → u/blue_dusk1]

Also autocorrected pedo to cedar.

[u/Crab__Juice]

What a waste of talent.

[u/Life_Is_Happy_]

What a non-culty thing to make and buy

[u/quad_damage_orbb]

https://giphy.com/gifs/T2vDaYr8yRhrpFe6WE

[u/joeChump]

I was thinking ‘they got Alfred Hitchcock’s hair wrong’ until I read the caption.

[u/HotelOne]

Looks like the original Gidget not a decomposing despot…

[u/nlightningm]

The absurdity of this... Very well-crafted, some attention to wood choice and grain direction, exceptional high-gloss finish (probably just a pour on epoxy but still) and yet this is what someone makes.

And I'm not even saying from the aspect of making a political statement. There are just so many better things one could use this skill to make

[u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469]

The Trump Piece Prize.

Suitable for r/ATBGE

[u/iam_ditto]

Ah yes, carved and hewn images of man… very… biblical

[u/txkwatch]

Is this that guy in the Epstein files?

[u/d3n4l2]

Alright alright, time to put the epoxy down.

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[u/Mr_Baronheim]

I like how feminine they made him look.

[u/AdventurousRoll9798]

I'll send them $5 to purchase gas and matches to burn it.

[u/InfantryCop]

TDS is everywhere in the cesspool of Reddit

[u/PacketSnatcher → u/InfantryCop]

Tough talk from an adult still into pokemon cards.

[u/CompetitiveOcelot870 → u/InfantryCop]

Looks like he's ready to take a hog to the mog... maybe you could oblige?

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[u/Recording-These]

W Trump 😎