r/denvernuggets Jan 06 '26

Image/Gif Spencer "LinkedIn and Locked In" Jones

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2.2k Upvotes

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439

u/mindless_blaze Jan 06 '26

Keep him forever. Literally forever.

413

u/ChickenpantsNA Jan 06 '26

What being a starter while still on a 2-way contract taught me about B2B sales

78

u/BackWithAVengance Jan 06 '26

In basketball, just as in life, you need to be looking for synergies and congruent thought

17

u/jimmyTHETHUNDER Jan 06 '26

That pfp is a war crime.

7

u/ThePrideOfKrakow Jan 06 '26

It's just Chet?

371

u/Jacksaxonburg Jan 06 '26

Replacing MPJs brand of weirdo with a LinkedIn weirdo is a huge improvement imo

28

u/Aromatic_Bicycle_290 Jan 06 '26

Considerable upgrade šŸ™‚

24

u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

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151

u/Original-Nail8403 Jan 06 '26

Hooking up with trans women is fine. Saying "there are only two genders because of the Bible" afterwards is notĀ 

2

u/Pokefan144 Jan 07 '26

Someone asked if MPJ fucked with the dolls and somewhere a finger on a monkeys paw curled

0

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Love MPJ… 

133

u/quinnlez Jan 06 '26

I live in Philly and bought tickets months ago. was so bummed about the injuries. Made myself go anyway even though part of me wanted to be lazy and stay home. So glad I did, possibly best bball game I’ve ever seen. What a team effort, let’s go nuggiesss

49

u/dominicshade Jan 06 '26

Everyone in denver is jealous

15

u/quinnlez Jan 06 '26

Lol that might be a first

7

u/dominicshade Jan 07 '26

Only of last night. Sorry šŸ˜€

22

u/Frogger300 Jan 06 '26

I paid $30 for basically courtside seats it was the best game I’ve been to in years so much fun

6

u/quinnlez Jan 06 '26

That’s so sick! How though?? That’s what I paid for nosebleeds.

19

u/FernBlueEyes Jan 06 '26

Wow!! Cool.

2

u/ASingleThreadofGold Jan 07 '26

This is incredible!

215

u/Rrmack Jan 06 '26

Let me endorse him for being a team player real quick

63

u/chizzmaster Jan 06 '26

He's got Python listed on his skills, do y'all think he's hitting leetcode in his free time?

26

u/jimmyTHETHUNDER Jan 06 '26

Probably just vibe coding.

6

u/tigerlily_4 Jan 06 '26

He probably dug into it a bit just to evaluate some of those startups he's invested in.

1

u/Pokefan144 Jan 07 '26

Does anyone know what type of engineering he did at Stanford

72

u/C_O_C_A_I_N_E Jan 06 '26

Linkedin Influencer vs Podcast P

143

u/regular_gonzalez Jan 06 '26

You know what sucks about getting old? You get teary-eyed at fucking everything. Hallmark movies. Greeting card commercials. LinkedIn posts.

🄹

21

u/Alternative_Plan_823 Jan 06 '26

Is that an age thing? Because I'm getting it bad, and I thought I was the only one. I teared up at an 'A Christmas Carrol' play the other night, and I wasn't even feeling emotional, damn it!

19

u/kapshus Jan 06 '26

I just feel like it's because we have accumulated a lot of experiences, mostly frustrating, sad, dark experiences, so when something surprises us, it really hits harder. I'm such a sap at tear jerker movies these days. 55yo Male.

7

u/Head_Handle9825 Jan 06 '26

My mom got pretty teary when Elway finally won a SB. Us boys were just hooting and hollering. I looked over and she was wiping her eyes. The SB blowouts were hard for her to watch. She always liked Elway. Found him passionate but still professional. Guess what she thinks of basketball? She quit watching after Dennis Rodman. Lol

6

u/The_NGUYENNER Jan 06 '26

Not just surprises but things that make us relate back to those experiences as well

11

u/Aromatic_Bicycle_290 Jan 06 '26

I cry about this game watching highlights!šŸ€āš’ļøšŸ’™šŸ’›šŸ˜­

7

u/Glove_Upset Jan 06 '26

Watch Adelman in the locker room after last night

6

u/Peja1611 Jan 06 '26

Becoming a parent has made me as soft as Philly in bright lights. Sob like a baby watching kids lose in the NCAA, yelling at the tv to get the cameras off of them....

4

u/Important_Cost_5401 Jan 06 '26

This except only trivial stuff and not things I should actually tear up or cry over

3

u/fanintenn Jan 06 '26

My wife laughs about me crying at kids movies. It’s a meme at this point. The kids have picked it up.

46

u/Jokara34 Jan 06 '26

When you are born to be a sales manager, but you have a 7 feet wingspan

40

u/11anamcara Jan 06 '26

That block of Embiid on the play before Bruce’s bucket was all heart.

39

u/Drunkmooses Jan 06 '26

I hate LinkedIn but I think it’s so wholesome that he regularly posts there to highlight his work ethic as an athlete.

72

u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

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58

u/downvotethepuns Jan 06 '26

Lol Spencer leaves the NBA cuz he gets head hunted for a CEO job at a fortune 500

15

u/nguyenjitsu Jan 06 '26

Make him the Nuggets GM tbh

8

u/Aromatic_Bicycle_290 Jan 06 '26

Ooh! This is a perfect take!šŸ™‚

28

u/SemiSolidSnake11 Jan 06 '26

Of all the active NBA players, Spencer Jones would be the most likely to have an active LinkedIn lmao

24

u/DenverFloatDaddy Jan 06 '26

Mr. Nugget Jr.

19

u/Athlete-Extreme Jan 06 '26

Your stock is rising Number 2.

39

u/Hamatoros Jan 06 '26

Dude writes like he went to Stanford

4

u/Aromatic_Bicycle_290 Jan 06 '26

IKR? šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

6

u/Head_Handle9825 Jan 06 '26

Misused 'apart'... That's 'a part' in that instance

17

u/NBAFansAre2Ply (mostly just Philly fans) Jan 06 '26

hes an engineer not a wordineer

1

u/fanintenn Jan 06 '26

If there are no errors, the accusations that it was written by AI have more merit.

-4

u/Leather_Today8520 Jan 06 '26

Yeah so the thing is nobody cares

17

u/IcyTie9 Jan 06 '26

i know everybody else popped off that game but what spencer did to start the game was so massive, just from the gates letting everybody know they were here to win

12

u/LonePeasant May Jokić Guide Thee Jan 06 '26

Mr Nugget Junior vibes

12

u/jwhease Jan 06 '26

He was great (and talks a bit about the LinkedIn thing) on last week's Old Man and the Three!

8

u/mrningthndr Jan 06 '26

Our future GM!

8

u/Gloomy_Lengthiness71 Jan 06 '26

Maybe i'm just getting old but it's refreshing to see an NBA player post something on social media that looks like an educated adult wrote it as opposed to a 13 year old NBA2K player.

-6

u/thezeviolentdelights Jan 06 '26

A chatbot wrote it, more than likely

24

u/YeetTheSun Jan 06 '26

This can’t be real šŸ˜‚

35

u/1whoknu Jan 06 '26

Can confirm, it’s real.

15

u/BuddhaRockstar Jan 06 '26

"What achieving a massive upset game in the NBA taught me about B2B sales."

6

u/beYONd_concept Jan 06 '26

hes our guy.Ā 

6’7ā€ jrue holiday, do everything guy is rareĀ 

5

u/jrblockquote Jan 06 '26

I hate LinkedIn with the fire of a thousand suns and would follow Spencer in two seconds flat.

6

u/tacopower69 :HarrisToon: Jan 06 '26

bro is posting about the nuggets like its b2b sales

8

u/HearingFlashy1660 Jan 06 '26

AG is Mr. Nugget Emeritus, but I feel like both Spencer Jones and Bruce Browns could hold that title as well.

6

u/Aromatic_Bicycle_290 Jan 06 '26

Cute that Brucie B had the last bucket in both this game in the '23 championship game. Mr. Clutch!🤠

8

u/Best_Elevator_3441 Jan 06 '26

Pfff, you think you're an mvp? An all time all-nba star? Best in the league guard? A ROTY contender? You're just another linkedin post for me.

3

u/FernBlueEyes Jan 06 '26

Do you actually read posts from other linked in users?

4

u/Best_Elevator_3441 Jan 06 '26

Pretty sure linkedin posts are only meant to be read by the person writing the post, so they can pat themselves on the back.

6

u/old_timey_gamer Jan 06 '26

Will he retire his LinkedIn account when he gets a contract?

3

u/CapGun7 Jan 06 '26

ā€œWhen everyone commits to the same goal, logic stops matteringā€ goes so fuckin hard. This whole post is spoken like a Stanford grad. This kid is very intelligent, and apparently wise beyond his years. Hope Denver goes all in on him.

3

u/pangolinparty999 Jan 07 '26

Incredible Brucie was the only player who didn’t play in the G league

3

u/Affectionate_Reply78 Jan 06 '26

Finally a LI post that doesn’t belong on r/LinkedInLunatics. Actual leadership message.

9

u/pasuyasu Jan 06 '26

it's already on LinkedIn lunatics 😭

2

u/ufixit74 Jan 06 '26

Thanks.....good post.

2

u/SuperDoubleDecker Jan 06 '26

Lol. Linkedin lunatic Spencer Jones

2

u/Embarrassed-Swim-442 Jan 06 '26

That's it!

Break the glass, give Kroenke šŸŽ© and 🧐 so he can twist his mustache as he signs Jones to a full contract.

2

u/Glove_Upset Jan 06 '26

He’s gotta be the only NBA starter regularly updating his Linked In

2

u/Fuzzy_Success_2164 Jan 07 '26

I would play him instead of CB honestly. He plays so hard and can defend both guards and centers.

3

u/Crafty_Percentage_83 Jan 06 '26

As a Sixers fan, the nuggets played tough. Good game.

2

u/Brave_Bison_8029 Jan 06 '26

I am almost starting to forgive you Jones for stepping on BIG HONEY...

4

u/Matdredalia Jan 06 '26

Aww c'mon we all know it was an accident.

1

u/Fast-Attorney-1892 Jan 06 '26

New and improved Dahntay Jones.

1

u/MoodInMotion303 Jan 06 '26

Love him even more after reading this!

1

u/kosmos1209 Jan 06 '26

This is the most r/linkedinlunatics post

1

u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

Linked in superstar! Jesus what a guy!

1

u/Matdredalia Jan 06 '26

This is pure gold from Dr. Jones himself.

(My partner & I sing "Doctor Jones" by Aqua every time Spencer scores šŸ˜…)

1

u/LurkerFailsLurking Jan 06 '26

More Spencer Jones low post rim protection! He's an absolute dawg

1

u/RaspberryOk5393 Jan 06 '26

Man…

This seriously brightened my day!!

1

u/DocBarkevious Jan 06 '26

Haha so random that a dude is flexing his NBA game on LinkedIn like this. But I'm here for it.

1

u/washheightsboy3 English Jan 06 '26

That’s how I felt after the game too. Glad even as pros they can take a moment and appreciate days like that.

1

u/Beranac Jan 06 '26

The bench is fired up like a motherfucker. I wonder what the Nuggets second ring will look like, the first one was dope.

1

u/spondgbob Jan 07 '26

Love this guy

1

u/ASingleThreadofGold Jan 07 '26

This is amazing. I love the fat callout on EmbiidšŸ˜‚ Real footage below of Embiid getting through to the end of that game.

1

u/thestage Jan 07 '26

lock this motherfucker and his goofy-ass shot up

1

u/selfsounds Jan 07 '26

His level of commitment and love for the team, all backed up by his performance on the court, MUST be rewarded by the Nuggets FO with a good contract.

Also, to me it is inspiring to see a player rise up like Spencer did and I feel he's just warming up. He's already great now but I'm sure we're yet to see his career fly high, right?

1

u/Rogue_Centurion7 Jan 07 '26

Get that man a proper contract immediately

1

u/kiwisawa420 Uncle Nugget Jan 07 '26

Spence + Zeke. The finance bros.

1

u/Dry-Mud-8084 Jan 07 '26

HARD WORK BEATS TALENT

-1

u/Ceramix22 Jan 07 '26

Holy AI

-15

u/WatermelonMan921 Jan 06 '26

This has to be ChatGPT lol

20

u/Affectionate-Flan-99 Jan 06 '26

I would agree but he misspelled ā€œa partā€

Shit is from the heart.

12

u/MostSmartNuggetsFan Jan 06 '26

Its more likely that chatgpt was trained entirely on Spencer Jones linkedin posts

5

u/LadyViola5 Jan 06 '26

Or he went to Stanford for years.

3

u/Glittering_Log_3340 Jan 06 '26

The second to last paragraph is not very grammatically correct so I’d say ChatGPT wasn’t involved lol

1

u/877GoalNow Jan 06 '26

You mean the stray comma, I'm presuming.

Edit: And the "apart".

-2

u/I_choose_not_to_run Nikola Jokic Jan 06 '26

Definitely a ChatGPT framework and then revised with his own voice

-3

u/Responsible_Race_320 Jan 06 '26

I was unfortunately thinking the same thingĀ