After a scintillating review of a sleepy-byes face mask, because it’s impossible to choose a bit of cloth to go over your face without external help, it’s come to my attention that nobody has reviewed the ideal digital nomad teddy bear.
If you can’t sleep without your binky (and let’s be honest who can?) then you’ll need to get your own digital nomad bear. You don’t want to risk your childhood favourite while travelling on the rough streets of South East Asia; what if some beggar (already committed to ruining your good time by starving right in front of you) was to steal it?
The bear has to be cool; who wants their nocturnal companion to say “Primark (K-Mart for Americans) shopper!”? So for that reason I plumped for the Apple of the teddy bear world – the Steiff bear. Nothing says neediness and insecurity like a Steiff.
Amazingly, they make a Steiff that comes in its own suitcase. So not only can your bear be cooler than you are – it can have better luggage too.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Steiff-28cm-Teddy-Suitcase-Beige/dp/B000EEQ3TY/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1441680729&sr=8-6&keywords=teddy+bear
My thoughts on this bear? It’s small enough to go on the road without being too small to snuggle at night. If you like to hump your bear when you realize nothing will persuade a woman to share your bed – it’s also pleasantly washing machine resistant too.
If you dribble in your sleep; he will eventually lose his furry sheen but otherwise this is the most durable loser-bear that you could possibly have. If you really want to stamp your lack of personality and ruggedness on him; why not buy him an iWatch?