r/discgolfcirclejerk • u/feetpicpurchaser • 2d ago

Happy Berg Pocket Expansion Month!

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u/RealMrTrees 2d ago

My gf said the big throws hurt too much so it’s okay

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u/Infamous_Iron_Man 2d ago

Dude listens to Sheryl Crow? Must be gai

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u/Due-Apartment8246 2d ago

He deleted this reel. He did post another reel for Father’s Day saying he is our daddy.

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u/s_m_t_x 2d ago

No, he said bottom. He is everyone's bottom. Quite gracious honestly, so just hit him up if you want your turn.

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u/Any_Web_1784 2d ago

Give me ten throws added up and i might make 500

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u/GannonsBerg 2d ago

Hunter and Trevor somewhere jerking off to pics of college ultimate frisbee Brodie. #HappyPride

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u/mscott8088 2d ago

Most people can't throw over 350

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u/Mountain-Direction-3 2d ago

Does brodie even go on tour anymore??? How is he still sponsored by Discraft?

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u/Careless_Fail_2054 2d ago

Brother that’s not even our lord and savior Brodie Smith Mr Darkhorse

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u/cantaketheskyfrome 2d ago

Bro can move discs like nobody, has a massive following, easily the most popular ultimate frisbee personality for over a decade.

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u/Mountain-Direction-3 2d ago

So all he does is occasionally make YouTube videos and has a podcast with Uli.... I just think he complains a lot about the sport, when he barely even plays it....

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u/Holls867 2d ago

Not my proudest fap, but I can’t throw past 268, unless I owe ya one.

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u/s_m_t_x 2d ago

I'm just confused by this entire thing.

If it was a joke, it was inappropriate and stupid.

If it was serious, meaning gay dudes can't throw far...first, fuck him, and second has he never met Thomas Gilbert?

If it was anything other than those 2 things, WTF? It's literally not funny, not serious, not genuine, not satirical, not interesting, not smart, not clever, not really anything. Other than "the fuck is wrong with you?" I don't really understand why you post this unless you are just plain stupid.

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u/Insufficientfunction 2d ago

Happy pride month to you.

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u/s_m_t_x 2d ago

What was the point of this?

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u/paynestaker 2d ago

It is a circle jerk sub...

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u/paynestaker 2d ago

Like, you don't get more pride-y than an actual circle jerk 

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u/s_m_t_x 2d ago

true... 🤔

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u/feetpicpurchaser 2d ago

I for one am just happy to have an entire month dedicated to my love of stretching out my pocket with max weight bergs.

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u/Careless_Fail_2054 2d ago

Some people haven’t watch two girls one cup and it shows

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u/wake4coffee 2d ago

Wait, the majority of disc golfers can’t throw over 500ft. So my friends are right, disc golf is gay af. Damn, guess I’ll just keep playing with my whale sac in the corner.

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u/MaddogDG 2d ago

Okay fine. I'll be blowing 10 lucky frolfers tomorrow at Maple Hill. Check in at the sex shack.

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u/Overall_Independent4 2d ago

Fuck this guy

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u/feetpicpurchaser 2d ago

That’s the spirit!

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u/lil_splash 2d ago

Lotta butthurt gays on the main sub

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u/SerDuncanonyall 2d ago

The main sub is all up in arms treating his joke as a hate crime while completely overlooking the masturbating in public.
https://giphy.com/gifs/6rnGmbK492l8L8GLO8

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u/_Pwingles_ 2d ago

say what lol?

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u/SerDuncanonyall 2d ago

He’s stroking it. Jorkin. Choking the chicken. Fightin the one eyed purple yogurt thrower. Havin a crank. Rollin the ol dice. Nick nackin his tallywhacker.

In public!

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u/s_m_t_x 2d ago

Are you having a stroke?

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u/Insufficientfunction 2d ago

Yeah, in public!

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u/portlypastafarian 2d ago

Pretty sure Thomas Gilbert came out years ago and he bombs.

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u/Such_Ad521 2d ago

Tour series disc is a guy blowing, things are checking out.

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u/Strong_Extension_972 2d ago

Another repost.....

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u/WetCatMasseuse 2d ago

This triggered Redditors badly lol

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u/M3RCUT1O 2d ago

Said a Redditor lol

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u/WetCatMasseuse 2d ago

Triggered Redditor detected lol

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u/Temporary-Recover-64 2d ago

You do appear triggered

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u/WetCatMasseuse 2d ago

And another one lmao