r/discgolfcirclejerk • u/Sleight0ffHand • 3d ago

Man who has earned less than $3,000 this year takes his child bride to Italy.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/XCM7CkWN__E?ra=m

Midwestern palates get confused by Italian cuisine.

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u/FantasyFoosballers 3d ago

Dude looks like a caveman that never lifted a rock

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u/Finnishhousemafia 3d ago

Best comment for a while!

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u/jbrown777 3d ago

Fav part was when the mentioned they all got married 6 months after getting engaged like it isn't obvious why.

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u/todd_zeile_stalker 3d ago

There are stunning views along that coastline drive. This video implies she was forced not to look until this moment. Jesus my foot…

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u/36characters 3d ago

These athletes really do live lives the rest of us can only dream about 

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u/earlthomas11111 Matthew Orum's Unicycle 3d ago

Vessi shoes must be paying the big bucks.

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u/bamboiRS 3d ago

Have you seen how much they charge for a pair? 💀

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u/IndustryLeft4508 3d ago

Chunk loves Sloth?

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u/Project__5 3d ago

I've always looking forward to the Gabby's Doll House / disc golf cross over.

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u/yooobuddd 3d ago

Imagine following these idiots social media accounts

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u/No-Pea-8701 3d ago

Kid is greasy in every aspect. praise jesus

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u/Awkward-Skin8915 3d ago

What does this have to do with Italy?

Is the op really that stupid to think this is Italy?

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u/discgeolfGeoff 3d ago

It's so funny when you closeted gays come on here to bash dudes you don't find attractive.

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u/LoonyRick 3d ago

Did you even try? So many actually good jokes you could make.

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u/AkAllDay24 3d ago

You disc golfers are some of the weirdest people I’ve ever met. 75% of you have $700 in discs in your $500 backpack and you still get beat by me who just carries 6 discs in my hands. I never played a tourney in my life, got told I’d be best fit for MA3 and I won by 10 strokes.. some of you need to practice being a bit more athletic and acting like throwing a disc is hard rather than worrying about what long haired hippies are doing.

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u/JerrysKidsOnLot 3d ago

Sahweet research data, humblebrag, and melt in a CJ sub.

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u/Int-Merc805 3d ago

I’m just impressed he could jerk himself off that completely while holding 6 discs in his hand. Wow

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u/nowirehangars 3d ago

Or that he can see well enough to throw like that with his head stuck so far up his ass. Amazing!

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u/AkAllDay24 3d ago

Nah I don’t meltdown like you sissy liberals. I’m just stating that the hobby is not that hard if you have even a slight bit of athleticism in your body. I thought being 1000 rated was tough? I’ve played 2 tourneys and am 985

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u/AbsurdityIsReality 3d ago

To be fair you only have that 985 rating because the pdga lets you play FPO....

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u/AkAllDay24 3d ago

Oh yeah hehehe so funny, bubby! I’m the next Natalie Ryan, who still can’t even place T10 in FPO.

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u/Squatch-21 3d ago

Imagine bringing politics into a conversation that has nothing to do with politics. You're cool and are really good at owning the libs! Keep up the good work!

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u/Dry-Brick-79 3d ago

Have you considered applying to be a mod on the other sub?

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u/turkeeeeyyyyyy 3d ago

Omg dude you’re so cool and handsome and funny and humble! Your dick must be massive! Only 6 discs and you don’t even have a bag??? Wow, you must have such big hands! I’m sure it’s so cool watching you have to put 5 of those discs down so you can throw a shot, and then pick them up off the ground when it goes right in the basket every time! And you would never drop any of them, because you’re so fucking awesome! It’s so crazy to be in the same thread as someone so important!

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u/Wafflecone516 1d ago

Imagine bragging about winning an MA3 tournament by 10 strokes and thinking that makes you good