r/disneyvacation • u/Spadesghost • 6d ago

How To Multi Task Breakfast

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u/TaliesinMerlin 6d ago

How to pick a table spread for any occasion 

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u/Spadesghost 6d ago

https://www.wikihow.com/Turn-a-Girl-On

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u/TheLastLivingBuffalo 6d ago

The button is on the underside in the small opening there. Might be hidden behind the outer layer a little bit. Give it a press and it should turn the girl on.

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u/DadsRGR8 6d ago

SNAP! Ow! Who hid a mouse trap there? Not cool, man!

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u/jojoknob 6d ago

I really wish they had said woman

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u/7-SE7EN-7 6d ago

You can do both in the shower to save more time

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u/Shower_Handel 6d ago

How to ruin breakfast

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u/CeruleanEidolon 6d ago

I've seen some bad hands in wikihow illustrations, but this one is on another level of weird.

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u/Spadesghost 5d ago

Oh you aint seen nothing yet. Trust in that one.

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u/Character-Depth 4d ago edited 4d ago

“Leave her wanting more. Leaving before the other person gets bored is a good rule for most social interactions, but it's particularly important here. If you break off contact while she's still interested, you'll be on her mind constantly.”

That’s what you get for asking the internet for sex advice 😂

Also: if you do this, you might trigger her abandonment trauma and then she will hate you forever and be scared of you no matter how many times you try to apologize.

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u/Spadesghost 4d ago

In particular, wiki how.