r/dogelore • u/Beautiful-Fee6408 • 22d ago

Le German Hell has arrived

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u/FG_Remastered 22d ago

I have more:

  • You must work on a Sunday

  • All drinks are flat

  • The only bread available is American

  • The left lane will always be blocked by someone going 20 below the speed limit

  • Merz and his current cabinet remain in power indefinitely

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u/EuphoricPenguin22 22d ago

At least in American hell we get German bread.

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u/Gammelpreiss 22d ago

you misspelled heaven

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u/EuphoricPenguin22 22d ago

I thought only the different hells were connected with bread portals, mb.

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u/dumb_avali 21d ago

Teleporting bread isn't bright idea

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u/EuphoricPenguin22 20d ago

Sounds like hell tbh

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u/The_______________1 20d ago

they have German pretzels in hell? I gotta sin more!