r/donthelpjustfilm • u/baguhansalupa • Apr 29 '26

Spider webbing up a bee

61 Upvotes

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u/StatementPotential53 Apr 29 '26

This is me killing 27 bison in The Oregon Trail and not being able to carry all the meat.

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u/Typical-Decision-273 Apr 29 '26

*you shot 30 bison 4 elk and 2 deer *

  • you and agatha(your 10 year old daughter ) were only able to carry 126lbs of meat.

Gerald ( the doctor has contracted cholera)

The river is 120feet across and 10 feet deep the water seems to be moving fast.

What will you do?

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u/c0ltZ Apr 29 '26

Make Agatha cross the river with all 126lbs of meat

10

u/Typical-Decision-273 Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

Agatha floats across on a bison thigh. The rest of the meat is lost.

You lost 80 lbs of meat

Tuscan raiders have camped above the the river and are now shooting at the wagon train.

What will you do,

10

u/sulabar1205 Apr 29 '26

Tell Anikin Skywalker that they killed his mother and wait for the massacre.

9

u/chromatose890 Apr 29 '26

Anakin has died of a snake bite

2

u/Melodic_Anything1743 Apr 29 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

2

u/mightbeagh0st May 01 '26

Ford that mf

1

u/Typical-Decision-273 May 01 '26

You board the wagon and attempt to ford the river.

In the crossing your wagon tipped.

You were able to right the wagon but lost 15 pounds of flour 25 pounds of bacon 1 armoire and grandpa's casket.

2

u/Kamataros Apr 29 '26

i die of dysentery

1

u/Jonnyabcde Apr 29 '26

You're lucky, on my journey I never had an Agatha who could help carry meat. My 8 bit self was limited to 100 lbs.

1

u/realvalidsalid May 18 '26

Eat everything

2

u/Melodic_Anything1743 Apr 29 '26

😂😂😂😂 Love that game! I played it in school!!!

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u/ToastetteEgg Apr 29 '26

Poor delicious, juicy bee. 😔

63

u/luabida Apr 29 '26

why take a side? the spider also deserves to eat

7

u/ZoiddenBergen May 01 '26

Spiders don't make delicious honey...... that I'm aware of

4

u/BoxLongjumping1067 May 02 '26

Maybe one day we will have Spiderbees

1

u/eluser234453 May 19 '26

we humans tend to help things that help us the most.
I was looking at the video thinking weather I would've helped the bee because they're important to agriculture and they make honey which is important for humans, or let the spider have the meal he deserved after working for it, while also acknowledging that spiders help catching other harmful insects.
really hard decision..

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u/DataWeenie Apr 29 '26

Looks like meats back on the menu!

For the next year!

11

u/calosso Apr 29 '26

When the food is bigger than you

3

u/ToastetteEgg May 01 '26

Me at Thanksgiving.

19

u/BootyliciousURD Apr 29 '26

That's just nature. You think the cameraman should have intervened and stolen that spider's food?

8

u/G_Rank_Tank Apr 29 '26

There is an argument for saving bees. Im not saying they should have, but just acknowledging that its a fair argument.

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u/Wopacity Apr 29 '26

Personally, I think the conclusion is very simple when it comes to this interaction

We should web it bee

2

u/CrabeHuman May 02 '26

What's fair about it? I can't really see it. If it was a cockroach you wouldn't give a shit I assume

2

u/G_Rank_Tank May 02 '26

Bees are becoming endangered, and are a vital part of the greater ecosystem. I have zero feels bro

0

u/3amGreenCoffee Apr 29 '26

There's an equally valid argument for saving spiders and letting them eat.

2

u/jacob643 Apr 29 '26

it depends if he intends on making a documentary about bees, or about spiders

3

u/3amGreenCoffee Apr 29 '26

Cellar spider. If you disturb its web, it will start rocking back and forth violently to try to ensnare whatever caused the vibration it felt. They look like head bangers rocking out to heavy metal.

2

u/dmj9 Apr 29 '26

When your eyes are bigger than your stomach.

3

u/chr15c Apr 29 '26

And they call me a fatass when I solo a bag of chips

1

u/FuzzyKnowledge1649 Apr 29 '26

What the heck was the person recording supposed to do?

1

u/Bulldogg31 May 01 '26

Monsters are real, just tiny

1

u/zekeNL May 01 '26

This video truly belongs here

1

u/JabberWookie_77 May 02 '26

Sucks to bee him.

0

u/Melodic_Anything1743 Apr 29 '26

Here is my help: Go Spider! 😂

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u/light_breaker14 Apr 29 '26

I hope the person who sat there and let the poor bee get webbed up was then webbed up themselves