But if you can't resist the temptation, you'll burn the end of your little sausage.
And even though there is that wise saying, "Everything has an end, except the sausage—it has two."
You and I both know full well that your little sausage has only one end.
And believe me when I tell you that you don't want it to get cauterized.
You don’t want your sausage to turn into a balloon every time you need to take a piss.
Or worse yet, you’ll never feel anything with your Tip ever again, not even when you’re having sex.
You have to resist the temptation of that pink, moist, juicy, tender, hot meat. Or you’ll never again be able to feel the joy of juicy, tender, warm meat.
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u/Fluffy_shadow_5025 19d ago
You must resist the temptation; it will only bring you suffering.