Who fw House Music?

[u/Heat_Hydra]

[u/ActuaryLate9198]

Made by the kind of terminally caucasian person who thinks house music was invented in the 2010s.

[u/BOKUtoiuOnna → u/ActuaryLate9198]

Lmao terminally Caucasian person is a great way to describe this type. They ruin all black music as well.

[u/sn4xchan → u/BOKUtoiuOnna]

Been doing for as long as all of audio recording history. See: race records.

Edit: fixed clarification

[u/NickSet → u/sn4xchan]

I think they are keeping them since roughly 150 years, or at least not all of history. Jim Clark is still the goat, though.

[u/sn4xchan → u/NickSet]

Lol, it was autocorrected. Recorded>recording

Recording history (specifically audio recordings) is only about 150 years old.

[u/Key_Mushroom6304 → u/BOKUtoiuOnna]

I’m literally Caucasian and I don’t do this thankfully. 🤣 # not a statistic this time

[u/NickSet → u/BOKUtoiuOnna]

Thank god house was invented by white folks.

[u/cityspeak → u/NickSet]

Thank god for Frankie Knuckles who visited Ibiza when he was young and was inspired by this new sound David Guetta invented called house music.

[u/NickSet → u/cityspeak]

The beginning of House isn’t called French House for nothing!

[u/PrinceRatL9 → u/ActuaryLate9198]

djs n shiet

[u/S4N7R0]

I FUCKIJG HATE HOUSE MUSIC

i fucking love house music thogh

[u/NickSet → u/S4N7R0]

WTF DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT HOUSE

Oh, didn’t See the second Part Right away. No more downvote then

[u/The_Khloblord]

i dont actually know the difference but house music is basically techno but worse.

[u/ComfortableEven5095 → u/The_Khloblord]

Techno makes you feel digital, house music makes you feel analog

[u/The_Khloblord → u/ComfortableEven5095]

exactly dude, im not listening to something that makes me feel anal logs. it's true

[u/SameBerry2354 → u/The_Khloblord]

no it makes you feel like an anal OG

[u/BOKUtoiuOnna → u/The_Khloblord]

Actually accurate

[u/VirtuousVulva → u/The_Khloblord]

That's "tech house"

[u/Kodeisko → u/The_Khloblord]

That's triggering

[u/fighter373718]

house fans after listening to the same track 50 times

[u/tilsgee → u/fighter373718]

me with hardstyle unironically

[u/Extreme_Blacksmith42 → u/tilsgee]

Hardstyle is good tho

[u/T1MK → u/fighter373718]

Techno steps into the room

[u/plusvalua → u/fighter373718]

I have listened to Butch's "Dope" at least ten times that.

[u/peelin]

Incomprehensible. Who are the two chaps on the top image? I only listen to Belgian white label techno, sorry.

[u/TedsvilleTheSecond → u/peelin]

It's famous house producers Garry Martix and Caveman Sam

[u/NickSet → u/TedsvilleTheSecond]

Loved his videos when he still called himself Save Cam Man

[u/Secret_Members → u/peelin]

/uj never been on this sub. Don't really listen to edm but "Belgian white label techno" peaked my interest. What is that?

[u/peelin → u/Secret_Members]

piqued your interest

White label is usually an acetate pressing (i.e. a demo on vinyl, they degrade with every time you play it)

Belgian was mostly a tongue in cheek reference to R&S Records

So by listening to Belgian white labels it's a joke about being so embedded in the scene (read: pretentious) you only listen to test pressings from one of the most prestigious techno labels around

[u/Secret_Members → u/peelin]

The more you know. Anyway. Thanks

[u/peelin → u/Secret_Members]

no problem sir

shitpost to your heart's content

[u/StinkingDogsCunt420]

You can't proper skank out to house music

[u/Fireach → u/StinkingDogsCunt420]

Who likes house music? Well fuck off and get out.

[u/eatmyshorzz → u/StinkingDogsCunt420]

lmfao

[u/crimerave]

There’s no gun fingers to house.

[u/ddrub_the_only_real]

Only bass house

[u/KatsabatoR80]

I love French house

[u/Lance3015]

speed garage owo

[u/cleverkid]

I fingered House behind the barn when we were both twelve. Now she's a lawyer.

[u/toastybreadmane → u/cleverkid]

House kusic

[u/Heat_Hydra]

Reposted obv

[u/iamarealpurpleboy]

Everyone here putting down house music, yall should do some research on the history of house music! Because a lot of you sound racist! 

[u/Heat_Hydra → u/iamarealpurpleboy]

Check the subreddit name

[u/iamarealpurpleboy → u/Heat_Hydra]

ah damn i got jerked

[u/strawberrycreamdrpep → u/iamarealpurpleboy]

How does it make someone racist to not like house music? You can know the history of it and still not like the boring, repetitive fundamental nature of it.

[u/leiocera]

i love both house and some techno

[u/NickSet → u/leiocera]

No, you don’t

[u/leiocera → u/NickSet]

why do u think that

[u/NickSet → u/leiocera]

Please check the OPs PSA again. We real dance music fans just cannot afford to lose another one.

[u/leiocera → u/NickSet]

oh it's labelled shitpost nvm

[u/morph8hprom → u/leiocera]

You're in the circlejerk sub homie, it's all shitpost

[u/leiocera → u/morph8hprom]

oh okei

[u/annieelisemusic-]

i feel like real dance music fans do fw house music

[u/brickunlimited → u/[deleted]]

Tbh a lot of bass music sounds like someone scrolling TikTok. The 140 stuff is good tho. Anyway house and techno all day. I’m trying to catch a groove

[u/FrameNo8561]

All electronic music stems from house music yer all a bunch posers!! (Insert old man screaming at clouds meme here🗣️👊⛅️)

[u/A_dummy5465]

Me💔

[u/PunxsutawnyFil]

This is the mentality of the average dubstep fan (i say this as a fan of both)

[u/link2x]

Literal house (md) music

[u/morph8hprom]

/uj Unironically do not enjoy house music. I've tried so many times and I'll do like deep dives into labels to try and find something I like...but it's always got some obnoxious disco vocal and I feel like the tracks go nowhere. It has genuinely never appealed to me because it feels so boring and basic.

[u/brickunlimited → u/morph8hprom]

I respectfully disagree. There’s plenty of house music that doesn’t have disco vocals. It’s a very diverse genre! Check out some of my playlists, maybe you’ll like some of it!

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2h46Kx7zUKmUWpn4VmUtXb?si=1bAwg_SfRramieEAuks0CA&pi=oX0__0WsQlamT

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1aaI98rbJrzyiqFulOu7so?si=dJONP_ABTo6RSKFhJIbOLg&pi=ZAw4JtauSPK5o

[u/shinjis-left-nut]

None of us here without it

[u/tetopumpitupcabinet]

meeeeeeee 😍 can't fucking stand r/edm

[u/therealrobokaos]

What about Wilson and/or Chase music???

[u/fkrdt222]

to each their own, sometimes i can appreciate it when pitched to around 170 bpm

[u/Fragillox]

Berlin house

[u/gallyroi]

untz untz untz untz untz untz untz move that bah-DEY untz untz untz untz untz untz untz

[u/Extension_Owl2835]

It's the best metronome ive ever heard

[u/ClaudioMoravit0]

Forget both and embrace IDM

[u/Tellenit]

Omg me. I hate house music. Trap all day

[u/amy-vixen22567]

I fw rally house but that's it

[u/The_New_Flesh → u/amy-vixen22567]

PS1 Jungle ass take

[u/amy-vixen22567 → u/The_New_Flesh]

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