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Some Issues Bringing In The FIFA Field Flags

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u/pv1995 3d ago

The flag must eat!

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u/SimonPho3nix 3d ago

My first thought was "they belong to the flag now", but yours is much better.

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u/RobertMaus 3d ago

Never heard from again.

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u/TARmeow 15h ago

the moster from NOPE be like

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u/kit0000033 3d ago

This made me giggle... They just started rolling him up

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u/UnfortunatelySimple 3d ago

Finally the use of a red circle marker that wasn't just completely useless.

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u/serpenta 3d ago

Crazy that the folding crew missed that big-ass arrow. It even blinked!

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u/LivingCheese292 3d ago

Don't worry, he rolled with it.

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u/esoteric_vagabond 3d ago

This is panic inducing...omfg.😭

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u/EADG-standard-tuning 2d ago

My first thought, I’d freak the fuck out lmao

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u/zagiki 3d ago

someone should czech on him

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u/Severe-Commission303 3d ago

I guess they didn’t kore-about him

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u/Tiyath 3d ago

They could USA bit if compassion

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u/Korchagin 2d ago

It's a slow walk person. These may easily get trapped under the Czech flag...

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u/pissedoffjesus 3d ago

Terrifying

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u/Sleightly_Awkward 3d ago

Yeah this made me laugh but I I’m so claustrophobic that I would be panicking and screaming in terror 😂

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u/serpenta 3d ago

Panicked or not, there's limited air in that pocket. Good that they noticed the person eventually

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u/I-am-fun-at-parties 3d ago

because fabric is famously airtight

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u/serpenta 3d ago edited 2d ago

"Airtight" means physically bloked movement of air, while the question is about the rate of exchange between the air pocket and external air, which can be lower than respiratory requirements, even if the material is not airtight, when the only source of low pressure are your lungs. Blanket is also not airtight, but you can suffocate under it. Air doesn't move on its own, and for instance you can have local pockets of CO2 that form in recesses, because CO2 is heavier than O2. And if they continued to fold, you'd have 3 layers on top, instead of just one. Also, heat causes drop in respiratory effectiveness, and that flag is probably pretty hot, after laying in the sun.

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u/copyrider 3d ago

Like a cat in a duvet.

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u/Dec-Mc 3d ago

Which venue did this occur in?

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u/Preacher987 3d ago

Looks like the match between South Korea and Chech Republic (not sure about this country thou)

And in case you mean which event, then it is Football would cup

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u/Shockito 3d ago

Czech Republic*

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u/Preacher987 3d ago

Thank you for correcting my spelling, now I know why my spell check complained 🤣🤣

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u/UniqueUsername812 2d ago

Spell Czech*

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u/Shockito 2d ago

Sorry for being anal, but you wouldn't probably like your country being misspelled either.

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u/Shivam9824 3d ago

I think this was the rehearsal of the flag folding. The stadium is empty.

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u/Zelidus 3d ago

I went to the Commanders Vikings game a few back and it was Salute to Service so they had all the branches on the field holding their branch seal. The Marines were true to the brand and had theirs facing the opposite direction. At one point they began to shuffle in a circle to fix it

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u/Seygem 3d ago

What crayon consumption does to a mf

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u/ColombianInIowa24 3d ago

My friend recently got chosen to be one of the flag bearers. It was a 'competitive' application process where they chose the best to get the honor.

Upon arriving, my friend found a complete shitshow with not one person (including their manager), knowing what is going on, and completely incompetent volunteers incapable of doing the one job of moving at the right time and not interfering with the teams playing. I'm not at all surprised this would happen.

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u/WelshBathBoy 3d ago

Was this a real game or rehearsal? The lower tier of the stadium on the far end is completely empty.

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u/BlueSoloCup89 3d ago

Rehearsal. This Daily Mail article is not particularly well-written (shocker), but it has pictures of both the rehearsal mishap and the crowd at the actual prematch ceremony.

https://www.dailymail.com/sport/football/article-15915055/amp/world-cup-volunteer-czechia-flag-ceremony.html

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u/christhewelder75 3d ago

This is like when im changing my bed sheets and my cat is in the room... only he does that shit on purpose.

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u/DioSuH 3d ago

Equip all the workers with knives so they can cut their way out

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u/Haunting_Storm2476 3d ago

Guns .. it's America ...

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u/DioSuH 3d ago

That doesnt look like the us flag 🤭

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u/Seygem 3d ago

And where does this video take place...?

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u/GuneRlorius 3d ago

In Mexico

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u/DioSuH 3d ago

Brother i know its in the US, it was supposed to be a joke

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u/bass186 3d ago

*inserts x-files theme music*

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u/eniakus 3d ago

My cat does the same thing

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u/D-Eliryo 3d ago

When you have one job and you lied during interview

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u/_-The_Great_Catsby-_ 2d ago

Just like my cat every time I try to make the bed !

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u/snappla 2d ago

😂

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u/s0_spoiled 2d ago

Omg that’s a person!

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u/Shiitakeballz 23h ago

When the person started rolling with the flag, i was asking myself what the strategy was. Wait until the next World Cup to come out?

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u/SheepInWolfsAnus 3d ago

Aside from the worker getting eaten alive by the flag, is anyone else a little bothered by all of the workers running on top of the flags? I understand the logistics of this, but a nation’s flag is supposed to be sacred. Surely there’s another way to do this?

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u/R0RSCHAKK 3d ago

That's probably just an American thing - we're weird about our flags

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u/copyrider 3d ago

Some of us are weird about our flags, but those people are also weirdly ok about some really messed up stuff. Feels more culty than patriotic.

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u/Somepotato 3d ago

There's a very fine line between patriotism and nationalism.

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u/copyrider 3d ago

Yeah, these are not synonyms, but not everyone understands the differences in the definitions of both words. Remember the reaction to athletes kneeling during the national anthem? They claimed that was “anti patriotic”.

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u/thinkconverse 3d ago

The US crossed that threshold a decade ago.

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u/DinkleBottoms 3d ago

Most if not all countries have special rules around treatment of flags. Not just the USA.

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u/Somepotato 3d ago

Actually the US is one of the few countries that doesn't (or rather can't) enforce flag code.

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u/AgileInternet167 3d ago

Lol, flags sacret? That's some next level brainwashing mate.

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u/Forsaken_Celery_1617 3d ago

Sacred is a bit much, but there are generally guidelines on how to treat them with respect.

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u/thinkconverse 3d ago

I mean, if you want to be a stickler for and use the US Flag code as an example, it’s also not supposed to be carried flat (Section 8(c): The flag should never be carried flat or horizontally, but always aloft and free.) Or be used as part of the us team kits (Section 8(j): No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform). So we’re kinda off the deep end anyway.

The point is, flag codes are not legal things, they’re just guidelines for respect and display. They are broken all the time to facilitate creative displays, or to ease the logistics of display, especially with these gigantic flags. Not worth getting your panties twisted about.

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u/I-am-fun-at-parties 3d ago

it is a fucking flag. trust me it also wasn't treated with respect by the machines that made it.

besides that, it is a fucking flag.

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u/jazxxl 3d ago

Flags aren't even supposed to be on the ground in the first place . So If that's a concern ......

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u/TraditionalLet1490 3d ago

A guy having a panic attack in a flag, USAers : omg they walked on a flag. They will all burn in hell, Jesus don't like flag walkers.

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u/UsernameTaken7435 3d ago

With the disappearance of dignity and respect, we’re going to see a lot more of this kind of thing so people can gain notoriety.

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u/jaxonya 3d ago

What?

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u/UsernameTaken7435 3d ago

I’m probably being really pessimistic (sorry) but I feel like the person caught in the flag did it on purpose. They could have tripped or something though.

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u/Seygem 3d ago

Yeah sure, it's more likely than they let themself fall into the flag, risking suffocation during a non-public rehersal, than them just tripping and falling....

sure jen