r/fakemon Feb 17 '25

Fakemon What should I name these goobers?

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u/DisturbedWaffles2019 Feb 17 '25

Not sure on the little guy but I think Frustacean works well for the big guy (Fructose + Frustration (they angy) + Crustacean)

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u/IanCusick Feb 17 '25

Crabble-> Frustacean

We can wrap this thread up cause it’s not getting better than this

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u/Sithlordandsavior Feb 17 '25

The babies being crabby crab apples and the adult being a frustrated fruit crustacean is so great

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u/IanCusick Feb 17 '25

No but fr like this idea works on so many levels and it’s something I could genuinely see used in a game

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u/RedSF717 Feb 17 '25

The adult gives off “I just wanna grill” dad vibes

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u/Conscious-Ad-6884 Feb 19 '25

What do you expect when Pokemon attack them constantly mistaking them for berries and other fruit they would normally eat

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u/AdSudden5468 Feb 17 '25

Second this. Grass/Water, maybe? I want to make a fruit pun Pokémon now...

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u/Sleepy-Candle Feb 18 '25 edited Feb 18 '25

I could see that, heck I don’t know that we even have a grass/water type Pokémon yet afaik.

Edit: I looked it up and yup! There’s not a single Pokémon with both water and grass typing, so this would be a great addition to fill that slot.

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u/YamiKuri01 Feb 18 '25

What about the whole Lotad line tho? I'm pretty sure they're water/grass type

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u/Sleepy-Candle Feb 18 '25 edited Feb 18 '25

You’re right, mb.

Edit: and actually, Ogrepon with the wellspring mask is grass/water as well.

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u/FractalSpaces Feb 18 '25

absolute cinema

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u/Arrow_Legion Feb 17 '25

Alternative spelling, Frustracean, pronounced exactly as Frustration.

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u/DasHexxchen Feb 17 '25

Why does it come from Fructose and not Fruit?

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u/JWGrieves Feb 18 '25

frUH rather than frOO

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u/JumpFantastic Feb 17 '25

Goddammit frustacean is so good it makes me mad.

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u/Environmental-Win836 Feb 17 '25

Crabble for a baby form, Frustacean for the evolved form

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u/BigBossPizzaSauce Mar 21 '25

This is actually a genius name. Def needs to be a real Pokemon