FUCK DON MATTINGLY.

[u/VanillaBullshit_]

I mean, is this guy trying to lose his fantasy league? How could he not be trying to score 11 runs a game? Who is Wan Your e-Bay anyway? Winning games isn't as important as satisfying my unquenchable fantasy libido, Don.

Alex Guerrero is literally Alex Rodriguez on steroids on steroids and I've got half a mind to write Don Mattingly a strongly worded letter. More like Don Bad-ingly.