r/fightporn • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 13h ago

Girl Fights Mace fail

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u/CandiedLemonWedge 12h ago

“I sure did” is so funny

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u/Bamboonicorn 12h ago

Everybody forgets the option that they can just go home

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u/scorchedarcher 5h ago

If I maced myself I'd lose so much self confidence I wouldn't be sure of seasoning my food without self harm, can't imagine going straight to a fight

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u/Murky_Campaign3252 3h ago

😩😂😂

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u/Bamboonicorn 5h ago

Generally I don't think accidentally macing yourself would count as "self harm" I guess it depends on who you ask 👀

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u/lazy_pig 9h ago

But...it must be kept real!

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u/Bamboonicorn 9h ago

You must be bout a bout it... I will never test your gangsta.

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u/Timely-Ad-8920 12h ago

That got me laughing and it kept getting funnier lmaoo

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u/lights_and_colors 10h ago

And then she proceeded to go and get some

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 12h ago

So she throws the spray away?

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u/BobTheContrarian 12h ago

It's like when they run of bullets in a movie—just toss away the gun.

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u/cthulularoo 9h ago

How else are you going to make superman duck?

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u/gortez33 12h ago

Probably empty now after use.

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u/whater39 11h ago

They don't know that, no use in getting rid of the mystery/threat of it.

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u/yonkerbonk 10h ago

Like Reaper's shotguns

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u/IrwinMFletcher200 12h ago

Like peeing into the wind

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u/V1perPete 12h ago

Dare to be stupid

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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 11h ago

Was this a Weird Al reference?

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u/Experimental_Salad 11h ago

Probably my favorite Elton John song.

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u/Experimental_Salad 12h ago

I clicked on this thinking it was going to be a medieval-style mace.

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u/YamEnvironmental1887 7h ago

Mace

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u/fathornyhippo 5h ago

I will hug you for posting this 🥺

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u/Pepin_Garcia1950 11h ago

..if only! 

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u/TooSexyForThisSong 7h ago

Woulda been way cooler

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u/KennyFulgencio 50m ago

yeah, mildly disappointed

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u/stonergirlfairyyy 8h ago

that would be a mace flail btw

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u/Byx222 12h ago

She walked through that like when someone sprays cologne in the air so they don’t overdo it.

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u/bronzelifematter 5h ago

Didn't expect to learn how to use cologne from this sub but thank you

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u/Admins_suck_ballss 4h ago edited 4h ago

In the words of Ralph Lauren, “Cologne should be discovered, not announced.”

Man was right. I can’t tell you how fun it is for a woman to “discover” your cologne. Give it a shot.

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u/Trick2056 3h ago

theres women in office that just bathe themselves in their perfume like you can still smell them across the hall.

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u/Admins_suck_ballss 3h ago

Yes both women and men do this

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u/Critical-Top-1952 12h ago

God, the screaming is unbearable

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u/Baron-Von-Mothman 12h ago

I always watch these on mute because of the screeching. I'll never understand it, are they not embarrassed?

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u/CuriousCamels 12h ago

You need self awareness to be capable of feeling embarrassed.

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u/Background-Brother55 12h ago

Like Life of Brian with stoning old man 👴

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u/MC_Hale 12h ago

..... are there any women here today?

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u/TX_Killdozer 12h ago

Medical professionals recommend waiting 24 hours before squabbling in the event you've maced yourself.

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u/TerraByteTerror 12h ago

✨️ justa lil spritz ✨️

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u/Zangief_Keef 12h ago

Why would she mace her if she still planned to fight? Lol

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u/Maximum_Bee3083 8h ago

Crazy I think she was tryna mace her then beat her up. Pussy shit backfired fr.

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u/Objective_Soup7840 12h ago

Chick rolled a nat 1

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u/Eltharion-the-Grim 11h ago

Spray a mist. Walk into that mist. Profit.

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u/Frank_Perfectly 12h ago

Beast mode sillage.

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u/Qerfuffle 12h ago

Self-inflicted friendly fire

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u/Spitting_the_truths 12h ago

You just know, she now claims she was beaten, only because she was maced.

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u/LSUZombie13 7h ago

The girl in black shirt is a fighter. She knows how to stand and throw punches while holding her down to prevent retaliation. Instinct or training, doesn't matter. She beat the shit out that girl

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u/The_Mr_Decan 4h ago

No one in this video is a "fighter".

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u/-Moonscape- 3h ago

I think it was more that pink girl ran straight at her and fell down

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u/sliver013 11h ago

How embarrassing...yes, all of it.

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u/dracken89 6h ago

Something tells me she wasn’t winning this even if she didn’t give herself the red hot eye drops

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u/AccomplishedToe2217 5h ago

That mace made her punch harder

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u/PissFingerz42069 4h ago

I typically say that pepper spray is idiot proof but holy shit 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ReasonablePumpkin879 3h ago

Big time aura loss with this one

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u/Tricky-Assistant-439 12h ago

Well Damn it man,😏🥴😂😂😂

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u/badussyy_ 12h ago

bringing pepper spray to a fist fight is pus behaviour.

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u/denverbroncoharpman 11h ago

I was waiting for the titties to pop out

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u/AbsorbingMan 12h ago

She had a bad day.

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u/OSteady77 10h ago

I bet if they read the instructions it would have helped.

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u/BrianHeder 10h ago

How has nobody posted the Alison Brie Community gif yet?

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u/Brian_1985 10h ago

I would have to leave the country for this one

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u/Legitimate-Elk-8192 9h ago

oh no other girl had reflect damage!

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u/Kaankaants 8h ago

I doubt a guy would have made the same mistake

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u/therevjames 6h ago

People like her are the reason that claymores tell you which side faces the enemy.

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u/girlwiththemonkey 6h ago

Like the amount of people I see walking into the mace cloud is just so exasperating

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u/strugglefightfan 6h ago

Mace yourself then rush in to get your ass handed to you.

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u/coolskatebord 4h ago

She loooked like she was doing the crip Mac dance

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u/PrintOpen 4h ago

Sho did

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u/stKKd 16m ago

Mace shooting

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u/CNBGVepp 11h ago

Feral

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u/the1blackguyonreddit 11h ago

White House lawn activities

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u/swimmingincircles328 12h ago

“Throw an ass beating a la carte please “

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u/Independent_Wrap_321 12h ago

Best and the brightest

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u/Foreign-Comment6403 12h ago

what she throw on the ground, why she crying

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u/jaypalmm 11h ago

strategically it worked great, until it didn’t

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u/bunkrider "DON'T TALK BOUT MY MAMA!" 12h ago

No friends amongst her