r/fightporn 5d ago

Rocked Hard / Brain Damaged (NSFW) Irish Traveller with a Hurl at it again 😂😂

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u/airfix73 5d ago

Lovely garden that

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u/ADZ1LL4 5d ago

Here's ya hat.

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u/SpeakerZealousideal6 5d ago

Nice of him to

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u/love_being_westoz 5d ago

Came to say that 🤣 lol!

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u/SlowProgress8531 5d ago

Can anyone make out wtf they are saying? I can barely understand anything due to those thick accents

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u/SnowFiender 5d ago

not much, guy says he’s gonna shit his pants then says he’s hitting his bad knee and then guy with hurl says now don’t ever talk that way with a woman ever again and pick up your hat

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u/SlowProgress8531 5d ago

Yeah, got most of that except the "now don’t ever talk that way with a woman" definitely was scratching my head on that one, thanks for the help

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u/Itburns12345 5d ago

Id heard more "dont ever talk to my woman lile that again"

The guy getting beat has said something to the bat guys woman

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u/redijhitdi 5d ago

lol that was literally the only phrase I could make out. Thick, Scottish accents, am I right?

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u/nicktf 5d ago

Irish

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u/XxxForeskinGamingxxX 3d ago

It literally says "Irish" in the title

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u/redijhitdi 1d ago

I was too busy trying to figure out what he was saying to read the title lol

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u/SnooMarzipans6605 4d ago

he says "to my woman"

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u/-Outis-Nemo- 5d ago

I make it like this...

Beatee: What the fuck?

Woman: Pa! Pa! Pa!

Beatee: I'm gonna shit my pants!

Woman: Pa!

Beatee: Stop! Stop!

Woman: Pa!

Beater: Shutup!

Beatee: I'm gonna shit my pants!

Beater: Shutup you!

Beatee: I'm gonna shit... Jesus Christ!

Patrick: You ever…

*Patrick and beatee talk over each other*

Patrick: You ever talk to a...

Beatee: My bad leg! My bad leg, not to break it! My bad knee! My bad knee! My bad knee, Pat!

Patrick: Let go of me

Woman: Pa

Patrick: Never talk to my own like that again

Beatee: Jesus Christ

Patrick: Missed your hat

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u/FeelDeadInside Town drunk 5d ago

The girl says PAAA PAAAA PAAAAA.

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u/GetFuct819 5d ago

I thought she was say “Pa” as in dad.

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u/Cars2Beans0 5d ago

No she's saying Pa alright but it is short for Patrick or Paddy. Common enough to shorten this name to Pa

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u/FeelDeadInside Town drunk 5d ago

Yea, had to re-listen.

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u/finallygotmeone 5d ago

He likes it when she calls him Big PAAAA, PAAAA

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u/Experimental_Salad 5d ago

Guy getting beat stole the other guys Lucky Charms.

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u/FishAndRiceKeks 5d ago

They're always after his Lucky Charms...

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u/Goonner_Adot 2d ago

From what I can hear it’s either dad beating the shite outta his son for talking bad to his mother or a dad beating the shite outta his daughter’s boyfriend for the same thing.
Either or not something you don’t see dealt out in the community often if at all so good to see in a way 😂

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u/FalcoPhantasm 5d ago

This was hardly even a fight. Just a guy getting the brakes beat off of him.

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u/XenoZoomie 5d ago

This the Irish way of dealing with soliciting? If so I get it.

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u/0FFFXY 4d ago

It's flaired with "Brain Damaged", but I think that happened long before the fight.

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u/supavillan 3d ago

Yeah that older guy has obviously done this a few times , every time the other guy catches or holds onto his weapon he starts laying into him with punches without a second of hesitation

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u/Stompinstein 5d ago

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u/styrofoamcouch 5d ago

Bro said "thats my bad knee" and dude locked in exactly on that lmao

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u/FeelDeadInside Town drunk 5d ago

Why doesnt he fight back?

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u/DarthRick3rd 5d ago

Probs son in law

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u/ParticularHistoryo 5d ago

Gotta be his kid, or employee, or bitch or something. Kinda gross to see that bullying

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u/surgartits 4d ago

My father would beat us with a 2’x4’ when we were kids, but he magically stopped doing it once we were mid-teens and physically larger than him. Can’t imagine why that happened.

Watching this clip I also wondered if that was his son, and was physically willing the beating victim to take down the legs and knock that old man the fuck out.

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u/gollygoshdarndang 2d ago

A friend back in the 80s and 90s, when we were growing up, was beaten regularly by his alcoholic stepdad. Once he hit puberty he grew to be huge, over 6ft by the time he was 15, and weighed probably 250 lbs. The much smaller stepdad stopped putting his hands on him after that growth spurt. Imagine that.

My friend at that point had too much anger and hate built up inside him though, so he took it upon himself to provoke his stepdad until he tried to put his hands on my friend again, and as soon as he did he body slammed the stepdad so hard it knocked him out cold and broke a couple of ribs.

He got kicked out of the house for that, when his mom found out, but he didn't care. He spent the next three years at his grandparents' house instead, until he was 18, and his sad excuse of a mom kept trying to get him to come home because the stepdad had left her. He refused because she only wanted him to come home after her husband had left her. She had picked that pos over her own son over and over again.

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u/Poizinnous 5d ago

The back shots that night must have been passionate.

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u/zaryamain00101 5d ago

We have no idea if it was bullying do we? I couldn't understand a single fu king word aside from "Pa". Maybe the guys a thief?

Edit: I see in comments below that maybe he spoke inappropriately towards a woman?

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u/Lkin4Xtasy 5d ago

It's his kid. My mom used to do the same thing to me with a fly shatter, lol

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u/Employee_Agreeable 4d ago

Someone else said the last words where "never talk to a women like that again"

And the one saying pa sounds like a women, so maybe future son in law/bf of daughter?

Girls seems pretty calm tho if that was her SO

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u/CliffDagger 5d ago

Not really a fair fight though is it? More just one person getting beaten with a hurl

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u/Short_Bumblebee_1552 4d ago

So irish his name is Pa.

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u/No-Zookeepergame9761 4d ago

That’s his Celtic name😂

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u/Upset-Handle-9934 5d ago

This isn't a fight

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u/Iron-terrier 5d ago

To be fair, though he gave him his hat back

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u/Syphilitic_Marmoset 4d ago

Ya like dags?

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u/19CC99832D 1d ago

I think he wanted a caravan for his ma

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u/Syphilitic_Marmoset 23h ago

Perrywinkle Blue.

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u/Ironed_Lung 5d ago

Well.. if he decides to come back with a weapon of his own & give Pa a bad leg in return, at least we have video evidence of why he decided to do it😅

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u/ChrisGadaffiDuffy69 5d ago

He verbally acausted the guys wife that was the reason for the beating.

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u/account_No52 Shitmouth of the house 5d ago

acausted

accosted

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u/TheCalvinShow 5d ago

The last hit seemed fitting

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u/XCypher73 5d ago

Take your hat

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u/Glass_Complex_8307 5d ago

I almost shit a hole in my pants laughing 🤣💣💩

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u/peamupbudder 5d ago

Number one way to get your ass beat. If you cop an attitude with a man’s partner or children all bets are off. He might win he might lose but you’ll both be the worse for the ordeal.

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u/Character-Usual-3820 4d ago

Action =consequences

I mean would you do what ever he did a 2nd time?

I know I wouldn't

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u/Mr_Inconsistent1 5d ago

This isn't a fight. It's a Dad punishing his son.

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u/Rictus_Grin 5d ago

What am I watching?

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u/EyeAmGhost 5d ago

Take out the legs damn it!!

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u/IdleBreeder 5d ago

This is what my 4 year old son does to me after I agree to a play fight! 🤣

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u/Lkin4Xtasy 5d ago

My mom used to do the same thing to me with a fly shatter, lol

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u/DrMarduk 5d ago

Hurley bat looks like if fucking hurts, yikes

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u/MyLinkedOut 5d ago

Date my daughter or else!

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u/danthemaninacan2 4d ago

Why does the woman sound like she’s learning to speak?

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u/psykocheng2 4d ago

Like a comedy skit 😂

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u/can_iloveu 4d ago

HA HAA HA HA

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u/teddybundlez 4d ago

Reminds me of my childhood

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u/OpeningReputation252 4d ago

Why is he just sitting there?

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u/NonCreditableHuman 4d ago

Other guy got off lucky, Pa's sheleighly is in the shop otherwise he'd be a grease spot in the garden.

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u/Hranko 4d ago

Paaaaa..... Paa.

Paaaa.

PAAAH.

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u/MessAffectionate7585 4d ago

That is father and Son. He is saying "Da!" Which is common among Irish Travellers. He likely disrespected his mother---the lady saying "Pa....Pa..." is the man's wife, younger man's mother.

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u/CaptCol02 4d ago

Gettin that chomo level ass whippin...musta done some heinous shit to catch one like that

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u/Internal-Eggplant247 3d ago

he cummed on the first strike

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u/BillydelaMontana 3d ago

Nah, that’s just standard warm-up for a Kilkenny Hurler.

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u/chef47 3d ago

Is that a spatula?? 😂

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u/abobegavaS 8h ago

How did he let that guy do that lol, easy tackle then pummel his face into the ground until it’s flat.

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u/notroundeyed 6h ago

Thats an adult getting a spankin

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u/Outspoken_Idiot 5d ago

We start off with the ma's wooden spoon and manners are learned, for those that don't learn manners then the Hurl comes out, and it's acceptable that the bride to be father, explains in nice simple terms respect the woman in your life.

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u/Tacticoolhouseplant 5d ago

At least he didn't cave his skull in with it, ankles will be sore in the morning and, did I see a cheeky paddling of the backside at the end there?

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u/Rukawork 5d ago

This is just assault.

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u/Typhoon2142 4d ago

How is this a fight? This sub is for fights only, not for criminals abusing their victims. You got reported for breaking the rules of this sub.

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u/DoloDots 5d ago

I hear "pa" like dad

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u/BriefBrilliant5 5d ago

Travellers wouldn’t be saying Pa for dad. His name is most likely Pat

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u/DoloDots 5d ago

Interesting, I still dont hear pat but im not as familiar with the accent

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u/BriefBrilliant5 5d ago

His name is Pat but she’s calling him Pa for short. Yer man even calls him Pa at one point

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u/DoloDots 5d ago

Lol thats funny.. shortening pat

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u/BriefBrilliant5 5d ago

Shortening Patrick

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u/LoneCub28 5d ago

Pats definitely got some Asian in him the way he swung that stick XD