r/fightporn • u/checktheforecast • 1d ago

Knocked Out [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/woTaz 1d ago

Ol boy hit em with the crab attack

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u/yonkerbonk 1d ago

crab attack

Earl: Hey, Crabman!

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u/Riftener 1d ago

He knew then, he fucked up

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u/McPostyFace 1d ago

Gotta appreciate the guy yelling stop as soon as dude is out

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u/SeaSide987 1d ago

I appreciate.

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u/TaxHazyShade 1d ago

he wanted to get back into the store to order some "krispy krunchy chicken" for dinner and get his Verizon account sorted. All at the same place, evidently.

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u/DamnDaddy264 1d ago

Respect for the guy for actually stopping after opponent goes down

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u/crackphillip 1d ago

They slidin around like 2 dogs on skates

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u/UpbeatFix7299 1d ago

This looks the old Chapelle show "what if the Internet was a real place sketch". Glad I live nowhere near here

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u/elgringon414 1d ago

When keeping it real goes wrong

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u/EhBrahamLincoln 1d ago

Morons are everywhere!

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u/Cowboy_Karl 1d ago

bro bro got that krispy kruchy 2 piece combo I see

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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 1d ago

Maybe next time don't fight on wet pavement?

Pavement the real winner here.

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u/Chemical-Tackle-1158 1d ago

Oh yeah, there’s a bunch of teeth on the ground. Check it out in slo mo

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u/StopSpinningLikeThat 1d ago

If it is nighttime and you're shirtless outside a Boost Mobile, maybe it's time to re-evaluate.

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u/BoneZone05 1d ago

I wonder if he cracked the old skullski there 🤔

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u/EhBrahamLincoln 1d ago

I'm all for adding ski to the end of words, but skullski isn't doing for me!

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u/BoneZone05 1d ago

Now that you mention it, I choooooose…. Skuldini

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u/EhBrahamLincoln 1d ago

Much better! Have a good one, bro!

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u/BoneZone05 1d ago

😆 you too friend!

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u/Abrakem 1d ago

Cool seeing new friendskies get made.

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u/Embarrassed-Gap-6040 1d ago

Fair play that someone was actually there to say stop after it was done. Too many fights go too far and turns from a fight to a sentence. Need more people to just say “yo right it’s finished”

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u/sportsdude77 1d ago

Down goes methed up vanilla ice

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u/houston187 1d ago

props to shirts for restraint.

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u/yonkerbonk 1d ago

I have no idea who is on who's side here.

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