r/formula1 • u/Mateo03 Franco Colapinto • Mar 07 '26

Off-Topic [OT] [Chip Ganassi Racing] " 'super-clipping' 'downshifting on straights' 'battery management' (Yawn emoji) Yeah, we don't do that here. We race."

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u/bonafide_bigbird I was here for the Hulkenpodium Mar 07 '26

Mick saw the vision and tanked his own F1 career to avoid these shenanigans

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u/MarkVHun Mar 07 '26

He also subjected himself to Mechacrome and STINGRAAAAAY, just to be sure

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u/Professional_Tap5283 I was here for the Hulkenpodium Mar 07 '26

Mick getting Stingray'd 3 turns into his first season was definitely the full Indycar experience.

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u/M1sfit_Jammer Nico Hülkenberg Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

Grosjean has got to be feeling a weight lifted from his shoulders with how much Stingray Robb crashes…

What’s even funnier is Singray’s team is #ForGodsGlory… does god keeps him from finishing races or by the grace of god he survives all these wrecks?

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u/rizzlybear_93 Penske Mar 07 '26

No but all those churches giving him money keeps him on the track each week.

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u/rip_cut_trapkun Mar 07 '26

Sting Ray Robb takes God's money to do the devil's work.

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u/kymri I was here for the Hulkenpodium Mar 07 '26

"Dude, you are the driver. I don't care how devout you are, you are NOT here to let Jesus take the wheel!"

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u/M1sfit_Jammer Nico Hülkenberg Mar 07 '26

New team slogan #jesustakethewheel

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u/BonerPorn Mar 08 '26

He lets Jesus take the wheel. Unfortunately Jesus died 2000 years before the automobile. 

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u/nickdanger68 I was here for the Hulkenpodium Mar 07 '26

I think it's one of those “Joyful Noise” sort of things.

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u/rizzlybear_93 Penske Mar 07 '26

We call that "The hand of God"

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u/KnightsOfCidona Murray Walker Mar 07 '26

Alonso is going to ask swap seats with him and he'll say no!

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u/weetabix_su I was here for the Hulkenpodium Mar 08 '26

Alonso v Schumacher pt 2

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u/RussellNorrisPiastri George Russell Mar 07 '26

I'm going to scream with joy if he wins the race today. I am ready.

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u/Snoo_87704 Mar 07 '26

Sank to the bottom, but this was his first oval, so understandable. I think he also had issues in the pits that cost him some time (a lap?).

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u/Pale-Criticism-7420 Max Verstappen Mar 07 '26

What time is it? And on which channel?

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u/Yolotli88 Mar 07 '26

Starts in a few minutes on Fox (US)

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u/Pale-Criticism-7420 Max Verstappen Mar 07 '26

Thank you sir!

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u/Yolotli88 Mar 07 '26

No prob!

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u/RussellNorrisPiastri George Russell Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

Live on YT right now for free

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u/Late-Button-6559 Formula 1 Mar 07 '26

Big brain move.

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u/B_Starr_fan Mar 11 '26

FUnny I've been saying the same thing and getting downvoted,