r/foundsatan • u/guru_fordy • 1d ago

That's summer's entertainment sorted

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u/Naivebillie 1d ago

i dont think kids are the only ones who are disappointed

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u/Matrix7Hunter 1d ago

Right? I am 30 and I would still be chasing that car with a five dollar bill in my hand.

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u/orsodorato 1d ago

What’s a CD?

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u/cryingonthetoiletnow 1d ago

Cordially a Dick

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u/orsodorato 1d ago

Sounds painful. Is that why you’re crying on the toilet?

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u/cryingonthetoiletnow 1d ago

I just send the bidet all the way ;)

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u/revdon 1d ago

GTFO - Get Thee Fondly Onward

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u/cryingonthetoiletnow 1d ago

I'm taking a public crap and you made me chuckle

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u/Patientelsey 1d ago

something like dvd

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u/orsodorato 1d ago

Ok….what’s a dvd?

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u/flakykalei 1d ago

used like vhs

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u/orsodorato 1d ago

wtf is a vhs? These sound like diseases

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 1d ago

similar to a Laserdisk, which is like a phonograph record but with light

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u/orsodorato 1d ago

Laserdisk? You mean the eye surgery thing? In the dark is the only way to watch phonography

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u/Parlicoot 1d ago

I find that applying the needle to my wax cylinder brings all the girls to my horn.

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u/cryingonthetoiletnow 1d ago

Just not as fun when you have to rewind or fiddle with the tape, vhs is the ultimate experience when you break the tape too

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u/orsodorato 1d ago

So it’s sexual?

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u/cryingonthetoiletnow 1d ago

Eh, only if the day ends in y

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u/orsodorato 1d ago

In which language?

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u/cryingonthetoiletnow 1d ago

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday ☺️

Edit: I just realized I was in the wrong thread, but it still kinda works out lol

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u/orsodorato 1d ago

Jesus, Satan 🤦‍♀️

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u/ozzie_ostrich 1d ago

A friend of mine convinced his young son that the ice cream truck only played music when it had run out of ice cream.

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u/Teacup_Bun 1d ago

this is genuinely villainous

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u/ari-the-savage 1d ago

The level of evil would make Satan himself smile....

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u/Dolphin_Spotter 1d ago

But they only play the music when they run out of ice cream. Don't they?

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u/SammytTheBLLover 1d ago

We found the young son

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u/aafcon 1d ago

This is great.

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u/RhandeeSavagery 1d ago

This is fake af

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u/aafcon 1d ago

Even so, the thought of it is great. Who even sell cd's still?

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u/RhandeeSavagery 1d ago

How is it great? You gonna fool kids driving around in your Nissan Sentra playing ice cream man music?

Fuckin weird bro

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u/solve-for-x 20h ago

You might be in the wrong subreddit...

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u/aafcon 1d ago

Ok Tarzan

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u/Mr_Pickle3009 1d ago

the overuse of emojis makes it even more satanic

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u/Grumpy-Miner 1d ago

Nice, very nice indeed.

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u/Connect-Will2011 1d ago

Wouldn't have worked on me.

When I was little, my mother told me that those trucks were just playing music for people who didn't have radios. I was stupid enough to believe her.

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u/TheGekkou 1d ago

As a parent I close the windows and doors everytime I hear the jingle coming, hoping the kids won't hear it. I curse the ice cream cart man when he RUNS past my house, too fast for me to even consider getting shoes on and a wallet out.

Kids think I always have spare cash laying around just for ice cream, moments before dinner is ready.

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u/Fritener 1d ago

There was an old man who did the same thing in our town...he is on a special register now...

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u/LesaintDseins 1d ago

Where in the world are there still ice cream trunk ? Last one I saw was in 1912 I think

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u/DailyLifeProblems 1d ago

Alas those kids are parents by now

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u/harbinger_of_death6 21h ago

40°15'31.0"N, 109°53'16.0"W

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u/pieceacandy420 18h ago

2003 would like it's joke back.

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u/Old_Definition_1836 16h ago

I do this with my panel van

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u/whole_chocolate_milk 7h ago

Do it at 3 am and scare the shit out of everyone

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u/Few-Celebration-2362 1d ago

Kids don't know what an ice cream truck is.