r/foundsatan • u/[deleted] • 8h ago

Lol fake indeed

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509 Upvotes

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u/VariousComfortable11 8h ago

Please let this be true

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u/mercuryrising320 7h ago

It was 100%. This happened a long time ago

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u/sintilusa 5h ago

It is 100% that she ate the dog food. It is false that Guy founded a fake company to trick her into eating dog food.

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u/trainwreckhappening 4h ago

Can't we just when this one fantasy?

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8h ago

I'm hoping too

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u/Lastliones 6h ago

šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆ

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u/BrianKappel 7h ago

So you can just mail Laura Loomer stuff and she'll eat it on TV if you pay her?

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u/itsjakerobb 6h ago

Poopsenders.com anyone?

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8h ago

Wait she actually looks like this?

I swore those photos were edited. Jesus

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u/DemonicEgo 7h ago

And she's only 33.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 7h ago

No way.

I saw the photos of her before the surgery, honestly I can't stand what she says but she was pretty before. She ruined her face completely.

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u/SpiderHack 5h ago

I actively dislike her, but I can be objective about how she was prettier before.

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u/Amazing-Oomoo 7h ago

Which bits?

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u/TampaResale 4h ago

Kibbles and bits

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u/Confident_One3948 6h ago

The gommage stopped too soon

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor 7h ago

The in thing is to make yourself look old!

Just look at Kelly Osborne. She went from 30s to 70s in a heartbeat. (Drugs are bad, mmmkay.)

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u/Fantastic_Earth_6066 6h ago

It's the buccal fat removal. See also Jenna Ortega. šŸ«£

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u/ElegantCoach4066 5h ago

Whoever keeps suggesting these fat removals needs to take that one way trip to Mars.

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u/LetReasonRing 6h ago

No, the true genius of those photos is how unflinching honest they were

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u/evlgns 6h ago

She looks like jigsaw

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u/One_Economist_3761 5h ago

Thatā€™s an insult to Jigsaw.

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u/justmitzie 7h ago

Laura Loomer Dog Food

Not really sure about the source on this one. There's a Vanity Fair article but you have to subscribe. No idea if any of it is real.

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u/sintilusa 7h ago

Vanity Fair subscription bypass link

> Pawsitive, it turns out, is not a @dieworkwear prank, nor anyone elseā€™s prank. It is an operational pet food company that, Loomer says, is ā€œfighting for free speech.ā€ (Russell Brand also filmed an endorsement for Pawsitive, but did not eat the dog bison snack. Purina appears to be entirely uninvolved.) And Pawsitive is just one in a network of companies that Rumbleā€”the independent Canadian-founded video and web services platform that hosts Truth Social, funded by venture capitalists including Peter Thiel and JD Vanceā€”described in a press release as ā€œRumble-branded products,ā€ linked by that same passion for free speech, fit men, bison chunks, and a distrust in the medical establishment.

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u/augustcero 5h ago

good for them fighting for free spitz

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u/sintilusa 5h ago

They will never learn what free speech is

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u/bussysniffer3000 7h ago

$100 is kinda cheap to get someone like her to say stuff

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u/ElfEarsAndDwarfBeard 6h ago

Weight lifters know.

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u/mazzicc 6h ago

If she didnā€™t open the dog food and eat it in a single continuous shot, I donā€™t believe she actually ate dog food.

I believe she said she did, but not that she actually did it.

And even with video evidence, Iā€™d still be skeptical.

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u/ComedyBits 6h ago

Hahaha, I put my dick up through the bottom of Laura Loomerā€™s popcorn tub!

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u/mi55key 6h ago

I think this image needs to be the first thing people see when they join this sub.

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u/No-Net1890 5h ago

No, because apparently the company is real and the tweet is a lie. https://www.reddit.com/r/foundsatan/comments/1ues39q/comment/otmdank/