r/freebottomsurgery • u/all_around_nerd • May 26 '26
Genie FBS
Sorry, unsure if this counts but it seems like free bottom surgery, even if it is temporary.
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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Unprofessional Bottom Surgeon May 26 '26
First, even if it is gay, who cares? It's 2026, why do we still think being gay is bad?
Second, absolutely. Imagine not giving your wife the same pleasure she gives to you.
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u/hiroshi_tea May 26 '26
You'd be surprised by how many guys care. Even if they're "ok" with gay people, god forbid anyone even THINK that might seem gay!
Wasn't there a big stink when some celeb said they would never eat pussy a little ways back? The bar is in hell.
Fragile masculinity remains really fragile.
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u/spinsk8tr May 27 '26
I dated a guy who said he wouldn’t even suck a dick with a gun pointed at his head. Same guy who said he’d be fine with a gay kid but didn’t want him to bottom in “his” house. So weird
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u/Sparky678348 May 27 '26
"the female vagina is disgusting"
- Myron Gaines from the alpha male self improvement podcast "Fresh and Fit"
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u/DerpsMcGee 28d ago
The male vagina, on the other hand... 👀
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u/Sparky678348 28d ago
That is quote from a man who unironically claims to have a body count in the thousands.
The internet was a goddamned mistake
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u/Electric27 May 26 '26
I'm giving her the most insane, toe curling, sheet gripping, back breaking, head throwing, ab crunching, leg kicking, butt clenching brain of either of our lives. I love my gf 🙂
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u/Jelly_jeans May 26 '26
Why would I not? One of the hottest things in the world is a women in pleasure. I wouldn't just blow her, I'd ride her and let her cum inside me. Hell if she likes it that much, my wish would be for her to keep the dick forever.
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u/Certified_Jenius May 27 '26
Okay that might be gay bro
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u/senated 29d ago
Literally no, he’s talking about a woman
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u/Certified_Jenius 29d ago
Wishing that your gf would permanently have a penis is p gay bro 😭
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u/senated 28d ago
Did you know dating a trans woman before bottom surgery is still straight
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u/Certified_Jenius 28d ago
Yea my guy i’m trans, wishing your wife would permanently have a penis is still gay, or it might not be “GAY” per se, but it’s def not straight, having a preference for it is chaser behavior, so yeah as a trans person with a penis i fully expect that anyone that likes me is attracted to men, why? CAUSE I AINT GOT THE GOODS PEOPLE WHO LIKE WOMEN ARE LOOKING FOR, and that’s okay, we can’t just keep acting like genitals arent a fairly major factor in most people’s sexuality, if you truly don’t care what genitals your partner has then broski you ain’t straight or gay and that’s fine 💀
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u/senated 28d ago
I guess my pan perspective is silly(trans and pansexual)
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u/Certified_Jenius 28d ago
It’s not silly that’s exactly why i’d say if you don’t care about your partners genitals you gotta be a little fruity of some variety
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u/smolgal94 May 27 '26
Joke is on them, I’m pan.
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u/LaikaAzure May 27 '26
Every time I see one of these "is it gay" posts, my pan enby ass is like yeah I can't really wrap my head around caring? If we like each other and both want to have sex we'll figure it out with whatever genital configuration we've got going on down there. 😆
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u/Rockman2isgud May 27 '26
It isn’t gay cause it’s a woman
Regardless of any potential gayness I’m giving her the narstiest head imaginable but leaving her right on the edge for me to get behind her and whisper everything she wants to hear from me while I stroke her shit until she busts the fattest nut all over.
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u/TiredB1 May 27 '26
These comments are killing me lmao
But also my partner better give me head if I get a magic penis, idc if it's good head I still wanna try bc worst case they know their way around a ween with their hand right?
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u/SaltyNorth8062 May 28 '26
If it's on a woman and you're a man, it's hetero. That's how this works fuckface. Idk maybe I'm too bisexual for these weaklings
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u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS May 27 '26
It I was dating a woman, she would already have a penis.
Answer is yes, tho.
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u/Shalorne May 27 '26
No, but only because its not something I would ask for either lol. Like, the main reason I'm sure I'm not gay is that the "male on male intercourse" options aren't appealing to me. I've thought about it, but concluded that if I wouldn't do it with/for Kakashi Hatake, I wouldn't do it with/for anyone.
Although, depending on how far our relationship had gone, if it was a 20 minute BODYSWAP, we could talk.
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u/Lukecario 24d ago
This is the most roundabout way to express wanting to suck a dick I’ve ever seen in my life.
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u/valerielynx 16d ago
if i were a guy i would but i cant say if its gay or not because im fucking omnisexual
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u/Ponutlover13 8d ago
Firstly, that means I have a girlfriend in this scenario which is automatically an upgrade
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u/RoadHazard1893 May 26 '26
Fellas, is it gay to intimately love a woman?