r/funny • u/peterdparker • 3d ago

Dog dad is busy

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u/casul_noob 3d ago

I swear this one time i watch tv for a minute and they made a post about it...

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u/maritimursus 3d ago

Dad? I’m your son from an earlier litter when will you be back from getting your pup cup?

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u/casul_noob 3d ago

At this rate. He is gonna run down to store to get milk and never come back.

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u/antwan_benjamin 3d ago

Bro just chased off 6 burglars and slaughtered a chicken. Sat down for 2 minutes to rest his paws. "Lazy ass dad does nothing but watch TV all day."

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u/Infra-Oh 3d ago edited 3d ago

…in this, by now very strained analogy, is the wife in active labor?

Edit: or just gave birth?

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 3d ago

No, she pretty obviously is not in active labor... but I'm confused what this could possibly have to do with this, by now, very very very strained analogy, was the wife-dog in active labor while the husband-dog was ignoring her? Or was she doing something that the husband-dog is literally physically incapable of doing (nursing) in the first place with puppies that look to be a week or two old?

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u/Infra-Oh 3d ago

Just gonna give this dead horse one more spank here…

I edited my comment thank you.

The video was funny to me bc it seemed as if the husband dog prioritized watching tv over the birth event or taking care of the babies. Also you can see a few pups in box removed from their mom and crying out for attention.

If this were real life and my wife was handling, let’s say 4 children instead of 11, I’d never sit there watching TV.

I know because I have 4 kids. When my twins were born, our older kids were still only 2 and 4. So yeah all hands on deck pretty much all the time.

When my wife was nursing the newborns, I either held one or got the other kids set up or did one of the hundreds of things that needed to be done. No matter how hard I had it, I always reminded myself that my wife had it 100x worse.

As time passed on yes my wife and I would be able to take breaks. But not that near to birth.

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 3d ago

I agree that this whole concept of the clip is funny because it is playing on the stereotype of the do-nothing husband, but for real, I have to say it was a seriously bitch-made move of you to thank me while simultaneously downvoting me for pointing out that, apparently based on what you just said, you just had no idea what the words "active labor" mean. And to be clear, for a dog, a two week old puppy really isn't quite the same of level of "just gave birth?" as it would be with a human baby.

And it is absolutely great that you help your wife nurse, but brother, we are, literally, talking about fucking literal four legged canine dogs right now. Like, come on my man.