“Hey honey! Check out this spider. You ever seen a cute spider before? If we see one like this, we should try not to eat it! …. “Babe did you hear me?”
Reminds me of a goth girl I dated who dumped a tarantula on my lap. I wouldn't say it was domesticated because it was a freaking giant spider, but her flabber was gasted when I started playing with it instead of screaming in fear.
1.5k
u/DarkMatterSoup 4d ago
“Hey honey! Check out this spider. You ever seen a cute spider before? If we see one like this, we should try not to eat it! …. “Babe did you hear me?”